Chapter 4

Twinkle: Okay so, since I can't figure out how to put some type of line break, there'll be something underlined to signal a line break.

Hi, I'm the line break!

"You asshole! I'm not a fucking bank!" Kalikamaru yelled at Hidan who yet again broke something.

"I'm sorry." He squeaked before running off to one of the rooms. All the Akatsuki members with the exception of Kisame, Deidara, Tobi, and Kalikamaru were in one of the rooms doing Kami knows what.

"So, how about we play That's What You Get." Kisame suggested as they got ready to play the game again. Kalika shrugged before sighing.

"We got company. Deidara, go answer the door." Kalika said taking off her cloak. Deidara left to go answer the door.

"It's Uchiha, Haruno, and the sand siblings from Suna, un." Deidara called from the front door. Kalika quirked an eyebrow.

'What would the sand siblings want?' she thought. "Let them in." she yelled back. 'Kyuubi, you awake?'

"Yes, I am. What is it?" said fox asked back. 'I was going to summon you so you could play games with us.' Kalika thought. "Fine." Kalika bit her thumb and smeared blood on the seal. There was a sudden poof and Kyuubi stood in the kitchen. She looked around.

"You got real nice suite, Kalika-chan." She said. Kalika nodded.

"Namikaze, I thought I told you to be gone by the time I came back." Sasuke stated angrily as he walked into the kitchen.

"And I thought I told you no." Kalika shot back as she took her hair down. Once out of its ponytail, it flowed like a river all the way down to her thighs. She looked over to the sand siblings. "What did you guys come here for?"

"We wanted to share suite with you. We got here second and the suite next door is ours. The door in the back of the living room leads to our room. We got a Wii in there." Gaara explained in his monotone voice. Kyuubi and Kalika perked up before cracking an evil grin.

"A Wii huh? What games?" Kyuubi asked. Kankuro smirked.

"We got Mario Kart, Just Dance, DDR Extreme, and Grand Theft Auto 4." he stated. Kalika pounced him before he could react.

"Keys, where are the keys!?" She asked searching his pockets. Gaara pulled them out. Before he realized it, Kyuubi snatched them out of his hands and was in their room.

"Kyuu-okaa, don't hog the blood!" Kalika yelled after her mother. Sasuke was all forgotten and pissed. Not too soon later, Kyuubi rushed out with the counsel and Kalika rushed out with the remotes and game.

They set it all up in 5 seconds tops. "Hidan! Tell Itachi to quit hogging the pockey and to bring his bum ass in here!" Kyuubi yelled as the two shot down many people in the game. Sasuke eyes widen.

"Itachi, here?" he asked. Kalika nodded dumbly, too engrossed in the game to give a straight answer.

"NO YOU FUCK FACE!! GIVE ME BACK MY DAMN POCKEY!!" Everyone with the exception of Kyuubi and Kalika snapped their head to the direction of one of the doors. There they saw Hidan and Itachi fighting over the box of pockey that was in Itachi's hand. Said person had his Sharingan activated.

"I DIDN'T WANT IT!! KYUUBI TOLD ME TO GET IT!!" Hidan yelled back in fear for his life.

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THAT FOX SAID!! GIVE ME BACK MY POCKEY!!"

"ITACHI, I WILL KILL YOU FOR MURDERING OUR CLAN!!" Sasuke yelled. Itachi turned towards to Sasuke.

"THE PERSON WHO MURDERED THE CLAN IS DEAD!! IT WAS ORORCHIMARU, KALIKA KILLED HIM!!"

"THAT'S A LIE!!"

"ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!!" Kalika yelled. "If you two don't stop yelling, an Uchiha is going to go to bed dickless!! Now shut the fuck up!!" With these words, Kalika turned back around and continued her game.

One thought was running through everyone's head at this moment. 'Never get Kalikamaru pissed. She's one scary chick.'

No sir. Well, I don't want to be the blame. Not anymore.

Everyone was waiting for the preliminaries to start. Hidan and Tobi withdrew so they wouldn't have to put up with Kalikamaru's fury.

The first battle was between Shino and a rock nin. Needless to say, Deidara decided to tag along and was deeply disappointed.

*Time skip – Kalikamaru's Battle*

'Ugh, I'm so bored. What do you say I should do Kyuu-okaa?' Kalika thought.

"I don't know." Kyuubi responded rather pissed she had to be back in her cage. "I'm just as bored as you are."

The last battle had just ended and everyone looked to the board. Kalika, who had her cloak on with the hood up, wasn't really interested. That was until her name was called.

"Kiba Inuzuka vs. Kalikamaru Uzumaki? Wait a minute, isn't she supposed to be dead?" Genma pondered out loud. The crowd gasped while Kiba smirked.

"A girl huh? Too easy." He said with cockiness that could rival an Uchiha's.

"I wouldn't be so cocky if I were you." Kalikamaru muttered under her breath. She flung off her cloak and disappeared in a burst of flames.

Oh baby you. Oh baby me. Oh maybe we.

Kiba had been standing in the arena for about five minutes now. He frowned. "So she hears she's up against a boy and chickens out. How pathetic."

"Sorry I'm late!" Kalika yelled out of thin air. Everyone looked around for her. "I had forgot my scythes in my suite."

This time there was a burst of fire in the center of the arena. Once the flames subsided, Kalika stood tall and proud. The crowd started to boo.

She turned towards Genma. "You made a mistake. It's Kalikamaru Namikaze Uzumaki." The crowd gasped.

"The last Namikaze." Somebody said aloud in awe. Kakashi perked up at the mention of a Namikaze. He looked at her and his eyes widen. 'Sensei and Kushina-san's daughter. She has Kushina's hair and Minato's eyes.'

"Anyway Kiba was it, let's get this fight started." Kalika said making the crowd snap back into reality. Kiba smirked again.

"Namikaze or not. Your still a girl." Kiba stated.

"A sexist huh? How about you learn the feeling begin a girl. All you have to do is say bye bye to your little friend."

"Start!" Genma said ending their little quarrel. No body moved. Kalika smirked.

"You go first. I want to see if your able to land a hit on me." She said.

Kiba removed Akamaru from his head and put him on the ground. He flew through some hand signs. "Man Beat Clone!" In a poof of smoke, where Akamaru once stood was now another Kiba. They ran toward Kalika before they started spinning. "Fang over Fang!"

Kalika easily jumped into the air and caught both Kibas by the arm before thrusting them into a wall. "Is that all you got?' she taunted. She then took the sword off her back. "It's my turn now."