Chapter 5

Twinkle: Ha-ha! My most subscribed story! Besides Naru's Lover that is. Anyway, don't complain to me about how I haven't updated in the last few days. One chapter every day was an accomplishment. But I'm in middle school so I have to do… stuff, like reading other fanfictions. I know you don't want to hear me go on and on so enjoy this new chapter of ADP. (Check my new story TAA (The Adventures of Akatsuki) too.)

This is the line.

"It's my turn my turn now." Kalika said as she readied herself. Kiba got up from the hole in the wall and braced himself. Kalika closed her eyes and everything was quiet for a while.

'Ha, that's it? All that happened was that I got thrown into a wall.' Kiba thought smirking. But that smirk didn't last long because Kalika opened her eyes with were glowing red and orange. 'What the hell is that?'

All of sudden 5 dragons arose around the red head kunoichi; a lighting one, an earth one, a water one, a wind one, and a fire one. First the Wind and Fire dragons attacked, each blowing a ball of their own affinity, the attacks mixing together making one big fireball.

"HOLY SHIT, THAT'S HUGE!" Kiba yelled as the huge fireball came his way. He jumped but a second too late and got hit dead on with the giant ball of fire and wind. The fire burned him while the wind gave him multiple slashes. A scream of agonizing pain was heard from the air where Kiba was.

Kalika hopped atop the earth dragon and ran it into the ball of energy before jumping off. More screams could be heard. Lastly, she guided the lighting dragon to the mix and fried Kiba to a crisp. As the attack came to and end she created two balls of chakra in her hands, one red and the other blue, before smashing the two together creating a huge purple ball of chakra and threw it into Kiba, making him hit a wall, before he fell to the ground unconscious and slightly on fire.

She ordered the water dragon to the sky. It twirled itself up before giving a mighty roar. She pumped more chakra into and it exploded into thousands of droplets of water, making a beautiful affect while at the same time putting the fire out.

"Winner: Kalikamaru Namikaze Uzumaki!" Genma stated. Medics rushed in and took Kiba out on a stretcher before dashing off again.

This is the line.

The third hokage called all the genin to the center of the arena, giving Kalika wary looks the entire time.

"Good job all of you. During the next month, you will all train and become stronger coming back to compete yet again. There will be 3 different tournaments next time:

Subaku no Gaara vs. Subaku no Temari

Neji Hyuuga vs. Kalikamaru Namikaze Uzumaki

Shino Aburame vs. Subaku no Kankuro

Sasuke Uchiha vs. Shikamaru Nara

First Match winner vs. Third Match winner

Second Match winner vs. Fourth Match winner

First Match winner vs. Second Match winner

"That's what it'll be. You may leave except you Kalikamaru." The hokage said warily. Everyone left, including the crowd, leaving Kalika and the 3rd.

"What do you want Sarutobi?" Kalika asked so cold said ninja flinched.

"Why did you leave?" he asked. Kalika scoffed.

"Why would I want to stay here where everyone wants me dead? I have a family now and I'm not coming back so don't ask. Orochimaru was planning on invading Leaf and was in Ron De Vu with the Sand. I took care of the snake so don't worry. Good bye and have a nice day." Kalika said before she disappeared in a spurt of water.

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Kalika walked into her suite that she shared with the other members of Akatsuki. (This isn't the one for the Chunin Exams but the one they had before then.) "I'm home!" she yelled. Nobody came. "And I brought food, pockey, and sake!" she yelled again and everyone made a beeline for the kitchen. Itachi snagged the pockey and walked off.

Once everyone was seated and comfortable, Kakuzu spoke up. "We need more members." He stated flatly.

"Don't worry. The Shukaku host is here. Hey, can you believe that damn snake was trying to destroy Konoha and capture Sasuke?" she wondered.

"Really, what you do to him?" Konan asked already knowing the answer.

"Simple, I killed him." Hidan shivered.

"You killed him in the most brutal way possible in front of genin who have never killed before." He snapped at Kalika. She rolled her eyes.

"You should be talking, Psycho Killer." She said playfully as he glared at her.

"We heard Sarutobi held you up." Pein said and Kalika nodded. "What did he want?"

"He asked me why I leaved just to cover up the question of me to coming back. I told him I already have family so he backed off." She said uninterested. There was a knock on the door and Kalika rolled her eyes.

"What does Uchiha want this time?" she asked herself. "Itachi, get up and answer the door!"

"No, you do it!" he yelled back. Kalika's eye twitched.

"If you don't answer the goddamn door THIS INSTANT…" she threatened. Itachi dropped what ever he was doing ran upfront. He looked through the peephole and sighed.

"What the hell does obouto want now?" he whined.

"Stop your bitchin' and answer the door." White Zetsu said. Itachi let the locks lose and opened the door only to look down into a reflection of his own onyx eyes.

"Aniki, why are you here?" Sasuke asked.

"I live here." He said before walking inside. "Close and lock the door behind you." Sasuke did as told, took his sandals off and walked into the living room only to see the Akatsuki minus Itachi in the kitchen eating. Everyone looked up at him.

"What?" they all said. He shook his head and sat on the sofa. Kalika got up and put her plate in the sink.

"So, what did you come here for?" Kalika said taking her hair down.

"I don't know. I saw you walking this way and decided to follow." Sasuke said. Kalikamaru had an I-know-what's-going-on smirk on her face.

"So you came here to bond with your brother? It's evident in your face." She pointed out.

"Yes." Sasuke sighed. "When the clan was murdered, there was this little voice in my head telling me that Itachi would never do that. Plus, something was off about him. When he revealed that it was that pedophile that did it (insert simultaneous shiver between everyone in the kitchen and living room) I was happy but my ego would let me admit it." Kalika smiled, but I wasn't a bloodthirsty or mischief smile, but a genuine one; one that was rarely seen. You see Kalika has a big kind heart and loves making other people happy.

Kalika got up and walked to the back. "Itachi, open the fucking door."

"No." he called from inside. Kalika sighed and came back upfront. Grabbing a bat, she went back.

"You got five second to open this door or I'm gonna kick your ass out." She said. No answer. "1… 2… 3… 4… 5!" She swung the bat a bust the door open.

"How that hell did you get in here?" Itachi asked startled.

"You don't need to know, now go up front." Itachi shook his head no. "Alright she said before hitting him up side the head.

"FEAST MY BAT!"

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The rest of the Akatsuki and Sasuke were just sitting up front staring at each other.

"Hi." Sasuke said doing a little wave.

"Hello." Konan said. Everyone else was quiet. "Well, introduce yourselves you assholes!" she yelled to the rest of the S-ranked criminals. Nothing. "Fine, I'll start." She looked at Sasuke. "My name is Konan, Kalika's surrogate aunt."

"My name is Pein, leader of Akatsuki and Kalika's surrogate uncle."

"Our name is Zetsu." Black and White Zetsu said at the same time.

"My name is Deidara, un."

"Sasori of the Rea Sand is the name."

"My name is Kisame Hoshigaki, formerly one of the Seven Sword Men of the Mist."

"My name is Tobi, the good boy!" Everyone sighed.

"Madara, drop the act. He is an Uchiha so you are able to tell him."

"Fine." Tobi said as he took off the mask. Sasuke eyes widened.

"Y-you're…"

"Madara Uchiha, Sasuke."

"I'm Hidan as you know fucktard." Sasuke's eye twitched.

"And I'm Kakuzu and I am the accountant for out group." Sasuke nodded.

All of a saddened they heard Kalika yell.

"FEAST MY BAT!"

Itachi, all of a sudden, had flown into the living room before hitting the wall and going unconscious. Kalika walked in and over checked on Itachi before nodding to herself.

"Note to self: To make Itachi do anything, whack him in the head with a baseball bat." She said and everyone sweat dropped.