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Chapter 6: Brainwashing, Aliens and Evil Plots

Edward POV

I think the world has gone insane. Jasper and Alice are getting along! Rosalie and Emmet too! Bella looks just as confused as me. I motion for her to come over to me. She gets up and walks over to the couch.

"What the hell is going on?" I ask her.

"I have absolutely no idea" she says still staring at our friends, "But I have a theory that while we were sleeping aliens came and brain washed them" I look at her in amusement.

"Aliens?" My tone questioning her sanity.

"Well what else do you think could have happened? That in the small amount of time that we were asleep and they were awake they suddenly started liking each other by their own free will?" I think for a second. Bella watches me look back and forth between Jasper and Alice, and Rosalie and Emmet. Finally I come to a conclusion.

"Aliens it is then" I say. She smiles at me. Wow she has a pretty smile, I think. No, No, bad Edward! She's Bella! I shake my head a bit to try to clear it. I must be going crazy from seeing Alice and Jasper and Rosalie and Emmet. It's messing with my head.

We continue watching our deranged friends talk with each other for a bit then Bella gets up and drags Rosalie and Alice with her to the bathroom. I look at Emmet and Jasper.

"Ok so would someone like to explain to me what the hell is going on here?!" Emmet grins and Jasper smiles.

"Well Rosalie likes the Hardy Boys Edward! And cars! She's actually really cool and not the total ice bitch we thought she was!"

"And Alice totally whipped my but this morning! She's totally kick ass and she's not the total girly girl preppy ditz we thought either!" I just sit there listening to my friends go on about how cool Rosalie and Alice were and I think, definitely aliens.

Alice POV

Jasper is so cool! He knows Karate and he wants me to teach him! He's not one of those macho "I'm too cool to get beat up by a girl" guys. He's really sweet and funny. And Emmet and Rosalie are getting along too! Apparently they both like The Hardy Boys and cars and stuff. Rose says Emmet is just a big pushover. Bella thinks we're both crazy.

"Ok so what's going on?!" she demands. I look at her.

"Jasper is soo sweet! And he isn't embarrassed to get beat by a girl and he even asked me for help with his karate! He's so sweet and funny and nice and cute..." I trail off.

"And Emmet is actually really nice and funny and he's SO hot! I mean did you see his muscles! And he likes cars!"

"Alright!" Bella interrupts, "So you guys like them?" she asks disbelief coloring her voice. I look down sheepish.

"Well maybe we could all be friends?" I ask. Bella just stares at me like I have three heads.

"And if they turn out to be total jerks in the end we can beat them up and you can tell us "I told you so" for the rest of our lives!" Bella thinks for a moment.

"Well alright but don't expect me to get along with Edward! I won't you know! I'm not as boy crazy as you two" She gives us stern looks but we can tell she's trying not to smile.

"Oh thank you!" I squeal. I jump up and down, clapping my hands. Bella smiles and Rose and I hug her. We leave the bathroom and I skip over to Jasper. I smile at him and he smiles back.

"Looks like we won't have to worry about our friends after all" I say.

"Ya, but Edward refuses to all of the sudden become best friends with Bella just because Emmet and I are getting along with you and Rosalie" he smiles.

"Bella says the same thing" I grin. Jasper pats my hand and my skin tingles.

"Don't worry about it. If Rosalie and Emmet can get along then I'll bet in the end Edward and Bella will too"

"Yes, but Rosalie is boy-crazy and Emmet is girl-crazy. Edward and Bella are just stubborn" I argue. Bella is one of the most stubborn people I know.

"Don't worry it'll work out" He says. Hmm... Well it will if I have something to do about it. I smile deviously.

"Alice..." Jasper says warily, "What are you planning?"

"Nothing" I say innocently. Jasper just looks at me. I smile bigger. This is going to be fun.

Jaspers POV

Uh oh. Alice is planning something. I know her well enough to be afraid. I've heard of some of the things she's pulled on Rosalie and Bella! Blind dates, Barbie Bella, pranks! The girl's a menace! But strangely I'm ok with that. Maybe I should warn Bella and Ed though... Nah!

Rosalie POV

"Hey Em" I say seductively. He smirks at me.

"Hey Rose. So do we have your mother's blessing?" he teases.

"Yup" I say. Gosh he is so hot! "Bella refuses to be friends with Edward though. For now anyways" I smirk.

"What do you mean?"

"Well if I know Alice at all then she's probably planning something right now to get those two together. She obviously has a crush on Jasper, and you obviously have a crush on me so she wants to get the two of them together too" I say with a smirk of my own. Emmet smirks back.

"What makes you think I like you?" he says. I slink up closer to him. I'm only an inch or two away from him.

"Oh so you don't?" I say. Emmet doesn't say anything for a second. I can tell by his expression he's lost his train of thought. I grin. Checkmate.

"Did I say that Rose?" He says moving closer. My breathing catches and my heart speeds up. Damn! He used my nickname! Gaar he's so HOT! Focus Rosalie. Focus.

"No, you didn't. So what are you saying Em?" Ha take that!

"You figure it out" he replies arrogantly. Back up Rose, just back up. Breathe. Just breathe. God it's only Emmet! Emmet...

"Hey!" a high pitched, musical voice calls, interrupting my thoughts, "Are you two done undressing each other with your eyes yet? We have to go." Alice. I whip around to face the little pixie.

"Shut up Alice!" I march over to my stuff and away from Emmet. He's still grinning like the idiot he is. Stupid Emmet with his muscles and charm and Hardy Boys obsession! Stupid pixie Alice with her bad timing and interrupting! And stupid me! Just for being so stupid! I seethe inside my head.

I pick up my stuff and put it all in my bag. I line it up by the door with Alice's and Bella's.

"There. Happy now Alice?"

"Very" Alice sings as she dances over to me and picks up her bag.

"Come on let's go put them in the car" she says. Bella and I follow suit and pick up our bags. We head out to the car and out them in the trunk. Everything was wet still but the rain had stopped during the night. We head back over to the guys who are putting their stuff in their car. Let's just get out of here I think. Unfortunately, is anything ever that easy?

Bella POV

While Alice and Rose talk to Jasper and Emmet, I start to gather my stuff from around the room and put it in my bag. Edward is sitting on his bed watching me and I feel myself blushing.

"What?" I ask him and I turn around and face.

"Nothing" he replies. Ya, sure, whatever I think. I pick up my bag and I bring it over near the door of the room. I leave it there then look around at Alice, Jasper, Rose and Emmet. Alice and Jasper were deep in conversation and Rosalie and Emmet were deep in a battle of words and of who could freak out the other first with their sexual harassment. I laughed. That's Rosalie for you.

I can see out of the corner of my eye that Edward is still looking at me. I turn to face him.

"Will you please stop staring at me? It's very unnerving" He smiles and I think my pulse speeds up for a second but I pretend it's just because of the fact that people staring at me makes me nervous. Which is actually true in most cases, well all really.

"I'm sorry, I was just watching to see how red you would get. I think you're just about at cherry red now" she smirks. I glare at him. His smirk becomes even more pronounced. Ugh I wish my glare was as scary as Rosalie's or Alice's. I glare at him for a few second more than turn away abruptly and take my book out of my bag and start reading. I can feel my face cooling off as I read. Good old Wuthering Heights. I can still feel Edward watching me though.

"What!?" I ask in annoyance. He was really getting on my nerves.

"Nothing" he replies innocently. I was about to explode.

"Then stop staring at me please" I said through clenched teeth. He smirked.

"What makes you think I'm staring at you?" he asks. I was ready to hit him.

"Because I can see you! Now will you please stop it?!" He holds up his hands in mock defeat and replies,

"No need to bite my head off. Most girls are flattered when a hot guy stares at them" I glare at him. He thinks he's SO cool just because he's hot and has all the girls hanging off his arm! Well I think he's a pig! He should go die in a hole! I ranted and raved in my head.

"Well I am not like most girls, and I won't hang off of some guy's arm just because he's cute even though he is a complete and total JERK!" With that I turned away from a gaping Edward and ran into Alice with Rose in tow. We picked up our bags and brought them out to our car.

We walk over to the guys who are putting their stuff in their car.

"Bye Jasper!" Alice chirps, "Maybe we'll see you guys in New York." I sure hope not.

"Bye Emmet," Rosalie says flirtingly. She gives him a seductive smile.

"Bye guys" I say, choosing not to single out a certain guy like they expect me to. I smile at Jasper and Emmet then glare at Edward. I hear Emmet and Jasper and Alice and Rose snicker. Edward smirks at me. I turn on my heels and walk over to the car. I open the door and sit shotgun.

I wait for a minute or so and then Alice and Rose join me. I glare at them. Rose smirks at me and Alice beams at me in a way that makes me fear for my life. I look back and forth between them.

"What's going on?..." I ask cautiously.

"Nothing" Alice sings. I glare at her. Out of the corner of my eye I can see Rose turn away from us but not before I see her grin.

"Well what have you got to say about this, miss Rosalie" She looks me right in the eye.

"Absolutely nothing" she says, not giving away anything but I can see the mischievous glint in her eyes. I look warily back and forth between my two best friends in the world. And I'm scared for my life.

"Let's just go" I say. Maybe it's just paranoia. It would probably get better the farther away we got from him. Alice starts the car and we drive off behind the boys, on our merry way again.