Vampire Diaries X Twilight (say what? Chap2)

Disclaimer: don't own anything except Anastasia.

Seems a bit short but it's good stuff.

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Bella POV

We sat on the couch while Anastasia talked about what she'd been
doing over the past 2 years. She told me that not a lot had changed and
that she quit the school in phoenix saying it was boring without me,
she also said that she had a trip to her home town in Texas visiting
some of her friends graves there and a memorial of one of her friends
who was lost in the civil war.

"So a vampire seriously?" Anastasia suddenly exclaimed. "but he's
different for one no heart beat what the fuck is up with that?"
"First ow. And second yes he is a vampire but he doesn't burn in the
sun he sparkles and so do the rest of his family." I said.
"Okay, so let me get this straight his family don't have heartbeats
and he sparkles." Anastasia questioned and I nodded. Then Anastasia
burst out laughing. "Funniest thing I've ever heard." she said
in-between giggles.

Anastasia then asked about my relationship with Edward, so I
explained the time we spent together and those horrible months we
spent apart. After I finished my story Anastasia pulled me off the
couch and to her car and when I asked were we were going all I got was
a head shake. As soon as we set off we were going about double the
speed limit which was kinda scary. Soon I noticed we were headed to
the Cullen's I just pray no one gets hurt. As soon as we stopped
Anastasia got out the car and I soon followed.

"What exactly are you going to do you can't exactly barge right in
there." I said to which I received an eye roll which was really
annoying. Once she reached the door she tried the handle and opened
the door before stepping in which she wasn't usually able to do going
to have to ask about that later. I followed after curious as to what
exactly she is going to do, once inside I saw Edward sat at his piano
watching Anastasia with a curious stare. She walked right up to him
and pulled him bye his hair off the piano bench past me and out the
door with no trouble what so ever.

"You're a prick you know that right?" Anastasia shouted while glaring
at Edward.
"I have no idea what you are talking about." Edward said through
gritted teeth as Anastasia still had hold of his hair.
"Don't be a moron as well you know fine well what you did!" Anastasia
screeched.
"What did I do?!" Edward growled while trying to free his hair.
"You abandoned Bella in the woods how could you be such an idiot even
Klaus wouldn't be that stupid." Anastasia had now let go of his hair
and had kicked him into a tree. I heard some foot steps coming down
the stairs and saw Emmett stood at the bottom with an odd look on his
face I pointed out side to where Anastasia was beating up Edward,
Emmett made his way over and looked out the door.

As soon as he saw Anastasia beating up Edward he laughed his ass off,
at the noise Anastasia smiled her 'I'm either gunna kick your butt or
give you a makeover' smile before she tossed Edward up in the air and
walked over to us.
"So who won?" she asked us.
"I think it's safe to say you won, but who exactly are you?" Emmett
said.
"Well jumbo I'm the girl who just kicked eddies butt and Bella's oldest
in two different ways friend." Anastasia said while sticking her hand
out. "Anastasia by the way."
"Okay now may I ask how you could kick my brothers butt?" formal
Emmett was so much different from normal Emmett.
"Well dear friend I'm a vampire." she said just as Edward hit the
ground with a very loud thud.
"Say what???" Emmett screeched. "Wait that's not possible I mean you
have a heart beat and your out in the day so there."

"Well jumbo your a complete moron besides your up and plus you don't
even sleep but me I'm much cooler and a tad more traditional."
Anastasia said making her way into the house.

"Sure just make your self at home." Edward grumbled while rubbing his
head.
"thanks." she said plopping her self down on the couch. "So what's
this I hear about some Ginger bitch after lil bells."
"Well I killed her mate because he was trying to kill Bella so she
wants revenge against me bye killing Bella." Edward said.
"Wow you got your self in a pile of shit there haven't you Bella?"
Anastasia directed at me.

"Yhea I suppose you could say that." I said.
"Well were is she and when can I kick her butt?" Anastasia said.
"Don't know and don't know." I said.
"Well that's useful." she said deflated. "How about a hike Bella?"
She asked with much more enthusiasm.
"Err I'm going to say no." I said
"I'll make you." Anastasia said sitting in a more upright and serious
manner.
"You can't and you know it, that stuff never worked with me." I said
just daring her to try.
"How do you know I could of made you forget it so you didn't feel
manipulated."

"Whatever I'm not going on a hike with you. Especially if your going
to do what I think your going to do." I said.
"Oh really. And what do you think I'm going to do?" Anastasia asked
with a large smirk on her face.
"Well your going to try to lure Victoria out using me as the bait then
because she would probably try to kill you first to get you out of the
way you would then dismember and then burn her. Am I right."
"Damn girl you know me to well. Guess I'll just have to find another
way to lure Vickie out." she then stood up and walked to the front
door jumped out then in then out then in.

"What are you doing?" Emmet bellowed.
"I'm just seeing if something works and it doesn't so Yhea." she
screeched.
"And that something is?" Edward asked.
"The barrier which would normally keep me out. But since you don't eat
or sleep well barrier no workey!" Anastasia explained. Just before
the phone rang, she looked at Edward and smirked before grabbing the
phone.

"Hello Cullen residence, Anastasia speaking.....so you
know........your......seriously cool.......oh cool........nice talking
to you but if you want to call me call 0177859 okay toddles."
Anastasia said.
"Who was that on our phone in our house?" Edward growled.
"Well Eddie boy that was someone who doesn't even know you or even why
she thought to put the number into a phone plus you wouldn't of
understood any of what she said. But if you must know that was bonnie."
Anastasia said while getting comfy again.
"Who the hell is bonnie?" Edward growled.
"Like I'm going to tell you." Anastasia scoffed.

"I think it's time to leave before another fight begins." I said while
pulling Anastasia to the front door.
"Fine whatever but if Eddie follows us, let's just say I'm sorry
Bella I won't mean it.....much" Anastasia said.