~While Tba's away, the characters will play~
Disclaimer- DO NOT OWN BLEACH.
Tba- bows low* srry the last chapter was meant to be posted WEEKS before. But for some reason I didn't post it. I REMEMBER posting it, but apparently, I didn't.
Byakuya- she probably forgot.
Ichigo- at least she doesn't forget to feed us.
Hyorinmaru-reading* ….
Gin- Tba-chan!
Tba- huh?
Gin- you were saying..
Tba- uh.. oh.. yeah. This will be an omake chapter, which has absolutely no ties with the story.
Grimmjow- DUH. That's why its an OMAKE. God, if you cant figure it out then you're a-
Tba- takes a water bottle and sprays him with water* Bad kitty.
Byakuya-chuckle*
Ichigo- … 0.o. BYAKUYA LAUGHED! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! *panicking*
Gin- I knew you could do it Bya-kun!
Byakuya-Kurosaki, I did not allow you to call me by my first name. Ichimaru, you are a traitor, you don't deserve to say my name.
Ichigo- well, he's back to normal now.
Gin-pouts* you're no fun.
Tba- for an omake, well, its pretty much just the bleach cast joking around at my house.
I pray my kitchen does not blow up.
Orihime- what do you mean?
Rangiku- yeah.
Tba- YOU TWO! NO WHERE NEAR MY KITCHEN!
Rangiku-but-
Tba- NO BUTS! *rubs head* I need to study for my regents…
Szayel- ill help!
Tba- yay! *grabs Szayel and runs off to the living room*
Ichigo- weird…
Byakuya- but we are all currently in her room. So it makes sense.
Grimmjow- I wonder what they're doing…
Aizen- studying ofcourse.
Ichigo- AIZEN!
Aizen-hello there. *waves*
Byakuya-glare* I still hate you.
Aizen- the feelings mutual.
Rukia- hey guys. Whats- HOLY CRAP ITS AIZEN!
Yoruichi- WHERE!
Soifon- YORUICHI-SAMA! *tries to hug her*
Yoruichi- moves to the side* hi Soifon.
Soifon- TT-TT Yoruichi-sama….
Aizen- well, if youre wonder why im here-
Grimmjow- I know im not.
Aizen- its because she invited me.
Tousen- me too.
Toshiro-eating watermelon* me too.
Rangiku- TAICHOU! *hug*
Toshiro- dodges hug*
Rangiku-youre so mean!
Gin- I could use a hug!
Rangiku- but you're behind bars… literally.
Gin-pout* so? Even I need a hug sometimes… 8looks at Ichigo*
Ichigo- ill scream.
Gin-….darn. she might hear you.
Grimmjow- well, her hearing is pretty good….HEY TBA! GET ME SOME STEAK!
~voice~ GET YOUR OWN DAMN STEAK! IM TRYING TO STUDY HERE!
Grimmjow- IM STUCK IN A CAGE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'GET IT YOURSELF'.
~voice-….. SHUT UP!
Toshiro- stop yelling.
Uryu-pushes glasses up* now you say it.
Toshiro- What was that?
Uyru- nothing…
Shinji- We visards are here to crash the party.
Hiyori-well, this place is better than ichigo's dump.
Ichigo- HEY!
Shinji- its getting crowded though.
Byakuya- you think?
Ikkaku- hi.
Yumichika- my what a pretty room.
Ichigo- great, them.
Zaraki- hey Ichigo-*bumps head on door way* that hurt.
Unohana- everybody, tba-san says that she needs to use her room now. You all should go to the living room.
Everyone-….
Unohana- go. Now.
Everyone- YES ma'm
Grimmjow-uh.. we're kinda stuck here so…
Gin- hope she doesn't mind…
Hyorinmaru-reading*….
Ichigo- hey, hyorinmaru. What have you been reading for about a week?
Hyorinmaru-…..*puts book down*
Ichigo- well if you don't want to answer….
Hyorinmaru- The books I have read are: the book of a thousand days, to catch a pirate, Catherline called lady birdy, I'd tell you I love you but then I'd have to kill you, Hatchet, and two mangas. The dreaming and Vampire Kisses.
Grimmjow-….that's a girl for you.
Ichigo- you sure? *looks around* I think theres more than that…
Hyorinmaru- the rest are mostly about animals. *goes back to reading*
Gin- that's the most he's ever spoken.
Ichigo-… you do realize the only time he ever spoke is in a FILTER Arc right?
Gin- sigh* I wish we could find out what happens.
Grimmjow- At least you're ALIVE! No one knows whats going to happen to me! My poor fan-girls!
Gin- when did you start caring about your fangirls?
Grimmjow-snort* when they started giving me stuff.
Ichigo-…how come I don't get anything?
Grimmjow- cause they think your going to end up with that orhime chick, or that Rukia girl.
Gin- yep, you're a lady's man. They pair you up with everybody.
Hyorinmaru- ….
Gin- oooh! Lets name the scariest pairings!
Grimmjow-… fine.
Ichigo- im going to regret this..
Hyorinmaru-… *reading*
Gin- um…Aizen and Byakuya.
Ichigo-… *shivers* um.. Urahara and.. Grimmjow.
Grimmjow- hey! Well, then… Shinji and Ichigo. Ichigo's the uke.
Ichigo- HEY!
Hyorinmaru- My master (Toshiro) and Byakuya.
Ichigo- how's that scary?
Hyorinmaru- Byakuya is the uke.
~all cringe (except Hyorinmaru)~
Ichigo- that could be scary.
Gin- lets see… Ulquiorra and …. Ichigo's sister. (I read an actual fic w/ this pairing)
Ichigo- HELL NO!... which one?
Gin- either one works.
Grimmjow- hurry up Ichigo.
Ichigo-Starrk and Noitra…(Noitra Nnoitra, same thing..)
Grimmjow- starrk and…hat n' clogs.
Hyorinmaru- Komamura with… anybody…
Gin- that's true… um…Rukia and…Aaroniero.
~cold air~
Ichigo- im going to nightmares tonight…
Grimmjow- me too.
Gin- shall we try another game?
Grimmjow- like?
Ichigo- truth or dare?
Grimmjow- THAT'S FOR GIRLS! *hits Ichigo*
Gin- hes got a point. we should get some girls to play with us.
Grimmjow- I never said that.
Hyorinmaru-….Osama game…(Osama-king)
Grimmjow- good idea!
Gin-imating grimmjow's voice* we blue people have got to stick together!
(Hyorinmaru-is a ice dragon, Grimmjow is a blue panther.)
Grimmjow- hits Gin* I DO NOT Sound like that.
Ichigo- its that's a good idea, but doesn't it involve sake? (wine, beer, etc..)
Grimmjow-… its not like we're underage…
Ichigo-sweat drop* but I am…
Rangiku- runs in the room* did some one say SAKE?
Toshiro- walks in* MATSUMOTO!
Unohana- my my. Why isn't tba san here?
Toshiro- she said, and I quote 'who can study with all this racket? Im going down stairs!',
Unohana- oh.
Ichigo- get everyone in here. We can play the Osama game!
Players-
Ichigo
Grimmjow
Gin
Aizen
Tousen
Grimmjow (lol. He's # 6)
Harribel
Orihime
Rukia
Unohana
Yoruichi
Toshiro (forced to)
Rangiku
Renji
Byakuya (forced to)
Total- 9 boys, 6 girls. Or 15 people.
~rules- chopsticks for each player, number them, but put one as Osama instead of a number. Ex- 15 people. 14 sticks with numbers, 1 with king/Osama written on it~
ROUND 1- cooking disaster… or not?
Renji- ok, everybody take a stick!
~everybody hakes a chopstick~
Orihime- YAY! *turns chopstick around~ im the king!
Rukia- ooh! Good job Orihime!
Orihime- yep! Um…number 4 and 9 have to cook curry, and everyone has to eat it!
Toshiro-…not me. *puts down sick number 2*
Ichigo-sigh* im number 9.
Rangiku- aww. I really wanted to cook… *number 3*
Byakuya- lets get started kurosaki… *number 4*
Rukia-Nee-sama is going to cook! *dreamy eyes* I beat it'll taste great.
Renji-.. I have my doubts…
Gin- ooh I can't wait!
Later~
Orihime- that was great Kuchiki-san! Kurosaki kun!
Byakuya-smirk*
Ichigo- um thanks…
Renji-.. not bad.
Rukia- tastes like heaven!
Toshiro- alright…
Ichigo- alright! Next round!
ROUND 2 -crack pairing!
Rukia- YES! IM THE KING!
Ichigo- just hurry up.
Rukia- number 14 kisses number 8!
Byakuya-puts down chopstick* *number 5*
Gin-puts down chop stick* im number 8
Rangiku- srry gin. *NUMBER 3*
Grimmjow- thank god. *NUMBER 12*
Aizen- srry fangirls. *NUMBER 7*
Yoruichi- not me. *NUMBER 10*
Unohana- im number 14.
~GASP~
ROUND 3 –CLOTHES SWAP!
Ichigo- im king this time!
Rukia- well?
Ichigo- um… number 1 switches with 3. number 7 switches with 10 and number 5 switches with 8.
Renji- slow down.
Byakuya- im number 7
Gin- number 10!
~both go to swap clothes~
Rukia –im number 1.
Orihime- im number 5.
Grimmjow- I feel bad for the poor sucker that has to change clothes with them.
Yoruichi- im number 8.
Renji- hey Ichigo, you do realize that rukia's clothes are too small to fir other people right? (well.. except maybe one person…)
Ichigo-… damn..
Toshiro-… *sigh* puts down chop stick (number 3)*
~Toshiro walks away~
Rangiku-… AWWW! I really wanted to see that!
~later~
Byakuya-pulls at clothes*….
Gin- tugs scarf* hey bya-kun, this scarf is really silky.
Byakuya- glare* that scarf costs more than your life.
Ichigo-… scary…
Yoruichi- tugs at school uniform* why is it so tight?
Orihime- I always wanted to dress like you Yoruichi-san!
Yoruichi- oh? That's great.
NEXT GAME
Gin- hai! Im the king!
Byakuya- ….
Aizen- alright Gin, what do you want?
Gin- I want to play truth or dare!
Rangiku- can we make someone who doesn't want to do it drink sake?
Gin- of course Ran-chan!
Truth or dare
Gin-ok lets start with Ichigo!
Ichigo- me?
Gin- yep!
Players-
Ichigo
Rukia
Yoruichi
Rangiku
Gin
Renji
Byakuya
Unohana
Orihime
Grimmjow
Tousen
Aizen
(Harribel left.)
Ichigo- well… Rukia, truth or dare?
Rukia- dare.
Ichigo- um… you're not allowed to talk about Chappy for 9 months.
Rukia- NO WAY!
Rangiku- THEN DRINK! *holds up sake*
Rukia-…*drinks a cup of sake* I feel woozy…
Rukia- um… Orihime, truth or dare?
Orihime- truth.
Rukia- do you like someone?
Orihime- um… *blush* yes…
Yoruichi- MY TURN! Rangiku, truth or dare?
Rangiku- pumps fist up in air* DARE BABY!
Yoruichi- ALRIGHT! Drink two whole bottles of sake!
Rangiku- THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
Three hours later~
Ichigo- owww.. my head.. (wasn't he underage?)
Byakuya-… *drinking tea*
Grimmjow-*passed out*
Renji- he-he-he….
Rukia-chappy…
Orihime- cake… with fish… ramen flavored icream….
Rangiku- sake…
Byakuya-… *sips tea*
Aizen- ha-ha-ha! Im the king of the world! *stand on table*
Tousen-….. (no one ever picked him, so he's not drunk..)
Gin- *smirk* *pulls out camera* e-bay….
Byakuya-…. *sips tea*
~door slams open~
Tba- WHAT HAPPENED HERE!
(drunk) people- MY EARS!
Byakuya-…..
Tba- you! *points to Gin*
Gin- what makes you think it was my fault? (it is though…)
Tba-…. Instinct…
Gin-… well I cant disagree with that.
Tba- CLEAN THIS UP! *points to cups and sake bottles*
Byakuya-…..
Tba-… Byakuya…
Byakuya- yes?
Tba-… youre drunk…
Byakuya- … yes…
Tba- anime fall* how anti-climatic…
Byakuya- im sorry in not a 'fun drunk'.
Tba- gets up* just clean this up. My test is tomorrow.
Gin- oh? Where's Szayel?
Tba-oh, he left a while ago. Just like a lot of other people.
Aizen- I RULE!
Tba- *twitch*
Gin- this is bad..
Aizen- OF COURSE IM BAD! I AM THE KING!
Tousen-….. Aizen-sama….
Grimmjow- *jumps up* What'cha talkin' about? IM DA KING! (still drunk)
Tba-…*twitch*
Byakuya-… *sips tea*
Aizen- na-uh! IM the king!
Grimmjow-IM THE KING! DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN!
Aizen- or what?
Grimmjow…. Ill…. Punch you…
Aizen- ill punch you right back! So ha!
Grimmjow- sulks in corner* darn it…
Tba- OUT!
~takes out her emergency sword~
Ichigo- sober* hey wait!
Yoruichi- Kisuke? Where are you?
Orihime-. Fish paste…..
Tba- Three… two….
~every scrambles up~
Tba- ONE!
~Tba chases everyone out of her house~
Tba- slams door in their faces* AND STAY OUT!
Byakuya-…. She locked me out…
Ichigo-… *pats Byakuya's shoulder* its alright man. She still likes you.
Byakuya- glare*
Ichigo-backs away*
~inside the house~
Tba-peace and quiet… *yawn*…. *crawls into bed*
Gin- *in the bed* hi!
Tba- hits him with her pillow* AHHHHHHHHH!
The end~
(9 whole pages. Please wait until my regents is over for the ACTUAL next chapter)