Alright, so the rules for this one-shot were:

-Must be Miku x Len or Gakupo x Luka

-500 words minimum to 1000 words maximim

-Must start off or include the sentence, "I think that's too big for you."

Have fun with that. xD

"I think that's too big for you."

He couldn't get it out his head. The way that silly, flat chested, green haired clerk said that to him had been itching at his brain for so long now, it felt like a fungus on his mind. Len smacked the glass down against the counter, thoroughly upset.

"Len," Kaito, the bartender working that day said. "Try to not destroy our glasses, please."

The young boy only huffed in response. He was clearly underage, but he had been there enough that no one really questioned why he was at a bar anymore. Luki, the other man working that day, turned to the blond and grinned widely. "So, did you get them?" he whispered, trying not to let Kaito hear. He always spoiled their fun at work.

Len grinned back. "Right here," he gestured to his breast pocket. Not that that stupid register girl helped any.

Luki gave him a thumbs up, clearly impressed. "Now, you're ready to pick up some real chicks!"

Kaito glared over his shoulder at the two of them. What could they be plotting now...?

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"Alright, for your seventeenth birthday, I'll let you buy one and only one!" Meiko declared loudly to the green haired girl.

"Meiko, are you sure?" Miku asked, her eyes swimming in the satin colors of the bras and panties lining every wall.

"Of course! It's what every teenager needs!" She then started to direct Miku over to the children's section.

Pfft. As if that was gonna happen. "Uhm, how bout you just wait by the check-out, okay? I want to do this by myself."

The older girl looked at her with a curious look across her face. "Okay? Just be sure to hurry up."

Miku nodded quickly before running off into the children's section, going around the back, and into the women's department. Now to pick out a bra meant for a woman!

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Len put down his third glass, still replaying today's incident in his head. "Luki, you didn't give him any alcohol, did you? He's only fifteen after all," Kaito said to the other bartender, already expecting the worst.

"No, no, nothing like that!" Luki said, waving his hands nervously. It was true he hadn't, but one could always be suspicious. After all, alcohol just might the cause to the young blonde's depression.

And then Len started talking.

"That stupid, boobless girl," he muttered into his arm.

"What happened?" asked Kaito.

"Miss No-chest, that's what! I go into the store, pick up the box like Luki said to, and go to check out. And what does she say? 'I think that's too big for you.' I mean, seriously! It was not too big for me!"

The blue haired bartender turned to Luki, sending him a variety of incredulous looks. "Just what did you have him buy?"

Luki laughed nervously, glancing to the side. "Nothing in particular... maybe?"

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Miku had to admit, it was a bit uncomfortable. She quickly adjusted her bra, size sexy large in her opinion, not liking how it felt. That was almost silly though. After all, the bra was stuffed with one-hundred percent, real, natural breasts.... Okay, so they were tissues.

She walked down the sidewalk with a sigh, and then caught a glimpse of herself in the window of a bar. Oh snap, she looked good! But that was only her own personal opinion. Now was her chance to pick up a man at last!

The doorbell chimed as Miku walked in and her eyes instantly met with the golden ones of the young boy at the bar. They both tensed and immediately pointed a finger at each other.

"Miss Flat-chest!" Len shouted.

"Condom boy!" Miku yelled in return.

There was a pause as the two of them and the two bartenders mauled over this new form of introduction. A silence passed. Len was the first to move.

"I think that's too big for you," he snickered, looking at her over stuffed chest.

Miku was enraged. And so, a verbal fight broke out between the two of them.

Kaito smiled and Luki stared blankly as the two of them fought. "Don't they make a nice couple?" Kaito asked with a soft chuckle.

"At least he'll use those condoms," Luki replied, vulgar as ever.

Kaito smacked him.