Chapter 1
I glared at the blood on my hand. Ugh, blood from other people disgusts me. I walked to a nearby stream and washed my hands. I sighed and laid down near the water bed. My hands drifted up to my pendant that hung around my neck. It was of two crescent moons on either side of a full moon and in the middle of the full moon was a clear crystal with the upside down triangle reflecting in it.
Rubbing my fingers over the smooth surface of the gem, I thanked my God Jashin and Goddess Imi. I got up and started walking in a random direction. I smoothed out my white dress that hung on my shoulders and did not cling to my body, giving me a shapeless figure. The long sleeves were baggy and covered my hideous, protruding muscles. The dress went to my knees and showed my extremely (and horrendously) buff calves. Wooden sandals clonked quietly on the soft forest ground and I took out a bingo book, studying it as I walked.
"Hmm, this Kakuzu seems like he could be a cool zombie for my collection, and quite the challenge considering he's in the Akatsuki."
Yawning I put back my bingo book and set up camp as the sun started setting. After my tent was set up, along with an incurably comfortable roll up mattress, I took out a scroll and summoned my mini stereo. I opened the top of it and put in The Thirteenth Step album by A Perfect Circle. The beat moved me; I could feel it to my very core as "The Package" started playing.
I sang softly with it,
"Clever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
Eye on what I'm after
I don't need another friend
Smile and drop the cliché
'Till you think I'm listening
I take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again."
I got up and started dancing around the fire in a tribal fashion,
"Peripheral on the package
Don't care to settle in
Time to feed the monster
I don't need another friend
Comfort is a mystery
Crawling out of my own skin
Just give me what I came for, then I'm out the door again."
Taking a deep breath in time with the singer I began again,
"Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get just what I need
Lie to get what I crave
Lie and smile to get what's mine."
Spinning elegantly I let the music consume me.
Hidan
We were watching a strange woman dance to some music.
"This is the girl Leader wants, right?"
My partner grunted and moved quickly towards the girl without her noticing. He knocked her out.