Prompt: Peace
"ACE."
Oh dear Lord no.
"ACE. Are you ignoring me? Best friends don't ignore each other, Ace."
"What do you want?"
"There is an evil force lurking around this very corner."
"Amir, I'm not doing this. Go away."
"Who is this 'Amir' you speak of, Ace? Surely he is a wonderful and awesome person in every possible way, but alas I don't know who he is."
"…That made little to no discernable sense. I have work to do. So do you, actually."
"But the evil force! Lurking! Around this—"
"—Very corner, yeah, I know. Please go away now."
"Ace, I'm sorry, but if you don't help defeat this evil monster I'm afraid I'll have to tell everyone exactly what happened at your apartment last night. You know, when you grabbed me and—"
"You know what? Let's go kill that evil monster, Jocelyn."