Prompt: New
Jake gets tired of the monotony. Yeah, working for a website is great, but he essentially does the same thing every day. Write a script, maybe an article, check his email. Then something will break and the interns will rap about it instead of fixing it, and lots of coffee will be consumed as a result of this. Pat will confess his undying love for Sarah, she will reject him, then he will buy 12 Twix bars from the vending machine and eat them in secret in the bathroom. Dan will be injured in some way or another, and Amir will inevitably beg to go to the Ds in the middle of the day.
Today, however, Streeter walks up to Jake's desk, deadpans at him, and says, "Dude. We know. Get over it."
Jake hesitates. "Oh," he says. And suddenly, everything's new.