Prompt: Fly
Amir is a pigeon.
Why a pigeon? He doesn't know. But he knows that he wants to be a bird and he wants to have wings and fly and see new places from the heights of the sky.
Why does he decide to tell Jake this? He doesn't know, but it may have something to do with the fact that he and Jake are the only ones in the office and it's late and Amir wants to fly and ramble. And have not-very-amused company, apparently.
Amir goes on to say that he would totally fly everywhere if he was a pigeon, even if the place he wanted to be was only two feet away and it would be easier to just walk. Walking is for people, he says.
And, you know, animals, Jake informs him.
Amir informs Jake that he doesn't care and for the love of noogs he just wants to fly, would you stop shitting on his parade or whatever.
Jake doesn't correct him. Instead, he makes his fingers into the shape of a gun, points at Amir, and shoots.
"Now I'm a dead pigeon," Amir says.
"That's it, then," Jake says. "It's over."
-THE END-
Dead-pigeon reference comes from the clip 'How to Tell if a Relationship is Over in 90 Seconds.' It's a very funny little video; I suggest you check it out on YouTube.