Prompt: Work
They're in the office building's elevator when Amir has a revelation. "Jake…we should work here."
At first, Jake has nothing to say. Yes, Amir has said many ridiculous and nonsensical things in his life, but this one is just so utterly dumb that it throws him off guard. "What?"
"You know," Amir says, and gestures around the elevator. "We should work. Here."
"In the elevator?" Jake asks slowly.
"Yeah!" Amir says, and he walks over and hits the emergency stop on the button panel.
"What are you doing?!" Jake screams, because he's sure the fire department is going to get an alert and the whole thing will just be one big unnecessary mess.
"There's no one here," Amir says, and his voice sounds oddly normal.
"Yeah, but—"
Amir grabs Jake's hands, shoves him back against the wall, and pins his arms above his head. "So, let's get to work."
"You're sick, you know that," Jake says, but he doesn't mean it.
As it turns out, both Jake and Amir were quite productive that day.