Hey everyone! Sorry I couldn't get the next couple of these chapters up lately for all of my stories. I've been really busy with school testing and stuff. It's one big mess. Anyways, here is the next chapter!
Ulquiorra had dropped Orihime off at her house last night. He suddenly remembered that he had left his coat over there, when she had fallen asleep five minutes after she got inside. He sighed, hoping to spot her orange head as he walked into the classroom.
The most unexpected thing happened next. Well, it's not considered "unexpected" for Grimmjow anyways.
"OHMYGOD!" Grimmjow suddenly started spazzing out and waving his arm and pointing at Ulquiorra who had arrived late.
Everyone turned their heads torwards Grimmjow, and then Ulquiorra.
"I-It's a THING!" Grimmjow shouted once more to Ulquiorra's annoyance. He sure was going to LOVE this day!
Wow. That was the only word for it. Grimmjow had officially gone nuts by third period. He already had five after school detentions and ten office referrals. No one has ever gotten that many in one day. It was actually pretty sad if you thought about it.
Ulquiorra sighed once more. He knew why Grimmjow was acting like this. He had stolen HIS cup of coffee from him earlier that morning. Grimmjow wasn't supposed to have coffee. NOT AT ALL.
Orihime had laughed a lot during the classes spent with Grimmjow who had gone crazy. Even the teachers thought he was going mental on everyone. Orihime was worried about him but was also kind of glad he was acting this way. Now people wouldn't think of her as weird anymore. They would think of Grimmjow instead.
Orihime knew this was wrong and not very nice but sometimes she couldn't help all of these evil thoughts slip through her "nice" barrier and penetrate her brain with creepy images of robots and mixed poodles with slugs….
"Orihime!" Tatsuki hissed at her. "You're dozing off again!" She hissed again as the teacher looked over at her and she smiled a cheesy smile. The teacher looked away. Orihime nodded. She can wait and tell her friends about the poodle-mixed slug thingy later. Now she needed to concentrate on her school work.
Ulquiorra stole a glance at Orihime. She was staring at the board hard, staring at the board too hard actually. He half snorted, half sighed. She is one difficult being.
SMOOSH SMOOSH SMUSH SMUSH SMOOCH SMOOCH
Ulquiorra looked to where the noises were coming from and saw Keigo staring at him making the noises. He then started whisper-singing.
"Orihime and Ulquiorra sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes the baby in a baby carriage! That's not all! That's not all- and that was where Ulquiorra cut him off by wading up a piece of his journal paper and throwing it inside of his mouth.
It worked.
Tatsuki, Grimmjow, Ichigo, and a couple of the students were snickering and laughing because Keigo had finally got shown-up.
Rukia sighed, apparently very annoyed. Everyone else hadn't seen or heard what just happened so they were either sleeping or paying attention to the board. Uryu looked at them like he was scolding them and Orihime giggled, but turned back around when one of the girl's gave her a look that said, "Go ahead. Touch my man and you are DEAD!"
Orihime gulped and hoped the girl didn't hate her for laughing at what Ulquiorra just did. Besides, they were just friends so why are almost all of the girls like that? They talked about their crushes and lovers like they own them. Orihime was sick of all of this. All she wanted to do was go home.
She raised her hand.
"Yes Orihime?" The teacher asked, surprised that she would ask a question.
"Can I go to the nurse's office, I don't feel so good." Orihime tried her best sick-tone voice.
"I'll go with her!" Tatsuki shouted at the teacher, grabbed all of her things and walked out the door, waiting for Orihime to take her time and get the things she needed.
"Uh….sure…" The teacher said, confused as Orihime whizzed by her and out the door to meet up with Tatsuki.
"Come on, spill it. I know you don't need to go to the nurse." Tatsuki demanded as they walked down hallways and corridors to the front doors.
Orihime laughed nervously. "I don't know what you're talking about Tats…" Orihime couldn't finish her sentence. Tatsuki was laughing manically now.
"Since when do you call me 'Tats'?" She asked as soon as she calmed down. Orihime was surprised now, she had always called Tatsuki that.
"What do you mean Tatsuki? I've always called you that!" Orihime was frowning now. Her gut told her that something wasn't right….no nothing was ever right. Especially with all of the hollows around lately…including the soul reapers.
Then Orihime remembered, Rangiku came into town this morning. She was currently at her apartment. Tatsuki would start asking questions if she saw an extremely busty woman in her room….Orihime started dozing off, wondering what would happen if Tatsuki had seen Rangiku….
Tatsuki snapped her fingers in front if Orihime's face.
"Stop daydreaming. Come on! We can stop by the Donut Palace for lunch if you want. I know that's one of your favorite places!" Tatsuki then grabbed Orihime's hand and walked to Donut Palace.
Orihime's mouth watered when she saw all of the donuts.
"You want a special order?..." Tatsuki asked in a sly voice, almost like she was a fox toying with her prey. Coaxing the poor thing….
Orihime nodded in delight and surprise, Tatsuki had never asked if she wanted to get a special order because of how expensive they were.
Ulquiorra was walking home now, he too had gotten out early. He sensed a certain blue-haired brother behind him and sighed, the last thing he needed right now was him.
Grimmjow smirked, knowing that his older brother(Although shorter) had known it was him.
"Give me a fortune!" Grimmjow suddenly blurted out with another huge smirk spreading across his face like butter (Butter Is Beast!:D)
"What are you talking about?" Ulquiorra asked, despite knowing where this was leading to.
"You know what I mean. You sensed me behind you before you saw me. That makes you psychic. Psychics read people their fortunes. Read my palm or something, I guess."
Grimmjow shoved his hand in Ulquiorra's face and tasseled his bangs. Ulquiorra frowned.
"I was just about to compliment on how much knowledge you knew until you did that." Ulquiorra said, spitting the words out to Grimmjow.
"Well then!" Grimmjow replied as he stormed off to their house.
"You forgot your keys!" Ulquiorra called after him. Grimmjow turned around and waved his "keys" They're right here. Who is the idiot now?"
Ulquiorra walked up behind the confused Grimmjow who was currently trying to jam his "keys" to the lock.
"Those are plastic" Was all Ulquiorra said to a horror-stricken Grimmjow.
"I left your keys back down the road."
Grimmjow sped past Ulquiorra to retrieve his "precious" keys. Ulquiorra spun around and dug his keys into the lock and opened the door all in one swift movement, he shut the door behind him and locked it. He was hoping Grimmjow was still an idiot to where he wouldn't know how to open the lock.
Ulquiorra walked up to his room and threw his stuff on his bed. He then walked down the stairs to the kitchen, where he could get a can of Dr. Pepper. Maybe some chocolate Pocky with it, too.
He then saw Grimmjow looking very angry at him, banging on the window while trying to get in. Great. This is going to be fun…Not.
Asteriyanna came bounding down the stairs as she gasped. "Ok, What the hell is going on here?" She exclaimed as she saw Grimmjow pounding on the window.
"He is being an idiot again." Ulquiorra replied as he closed his eyes and took a sip from his soda.
"Oh….Well this is awkward. Oh yeah! Where is that friend of yours? Don't you two need to work on the project?" Asteriyanna asked.
"She left school early today. And, no we don't need to work on the project. We have several more weeks until the assignments are due. We are already half-way done." Ulquiorra answered.
"Say what now?" Asteriyanna asked, totally puzzled at what her son just said.
Ulquiorra shook his head as if in disapproval."Never mind"
~*~*~Later That Night…..
Ulquiorra and his mother have finally both decided to leave Grimmjow outside for the night so that they could have some peace and quiet. Of course Grimmjow had fled off to….wait what? You thought I was going to tell you? Yeah right! It's supposed to be a surprise!
"What the hell are you doing here?" Tatsuki asked Grimmjow…..who had just been clawing at her apartment door when she and Orihime were watching a scary movie.
"You are just so sad and pathetic, it hurts my eyes to even look at you, makes my ears flame when I hear someone mention your name or hear you speak…." Tatsuki suddenly said dramatically while balling up one of her fists, holding that fist with the other hand and holding them to her chest as she swooned.
"And you call me pathetic…" Grimmjow muttered under his breath.
"What was that?" Tatsuki half-screamed, half-yelled at Grimmjow.
Orihime was just sitting there on the couch watching the two battle as she was helpless at the time. Orihime sighed. If only her friend could get along with people better.
"It's a platypus!" Grimmjow suddenly yelled while pointing at Orihime's head.
For once, he was right. A platypus had mysteriously shown up on Orihime's head. Orihime gasped, she reached for the platypus; trying not to startle it.
Everyone was crowded around her now while trying to get the platypus untangled from her hair.
Three people trying to untangle a Platypus from Orihime's hair and 20 minutes later….
"Whooo!" I'm glad that's over!" Grimmjow sighed. Tatsuki WAS about to make some smart comment on Grimmjow's weakness but decided her friend was more important.
She walked back over to Orihime and asked her if she was alright.
"Are you sure?" Tatsuki asked for the third time.
"IF SHE SAYS SHE'S FINE, THEN SHE'S FINE DAMMIT!" Grimmjow yelled at Tatsuki.
"You know what I think?" Tatsuki suddenly said/asked Grimmjow.
"What?" Grimmjow asked.
"This" She then pushed Grimmjow against the wall and planted a firm kiss on his lips. Grimmjow's eyes widened but then surprisingly kissed back. He was good at it, too. Now, it was Tatsuki's turn for her eyes to widen.
"Uhhhhh….Guys, I'm still here, sitting on my couch…..in my home…"Orihime called out awkwardly.
They broke and Grimmjow smiled. Not one of his " I've got something bad and evil coming your way" evil grins or "I am so damned angry right now, and I have no idea why I am smiling so I am going to kill you right now and here" Super Bad-Ass psychotic grin, but just a plain warm smile.
Tatsuki grinned back. "You're surprisingly a good kisser for an idiot."
Grimmjow let that one slip. This was the first time that he was kissed by a girl and actually felt something for her. He didn't know if this was good or bad so he just went with the flow.
"SOOOOOO…..Does anyone know how the hell a platypus suddenly appeared on Orihime's head? I mean…..it wasn't there before I had to get up and answer the door." Tatsuki asked.
"EHEHEHEHEHEH…. I say we just leave it a mystery, that way we won't be paranoid in our sleep tonight!" Orihime answered.
"Ccchhhh. Yeah right, you mean so that you won't be paranoid but, okay . Right Grimmjow?" Tatsuki ended the sentence with a question as she elbowed him in the guts.
He knew where this was going. "Uh, yeah Tats. You know what?" He asked Tatsuki.
"What?" She answered his question with a question.
"I will call you Tater Tot when I'm bored and feel like doing something random. Both Orihime and Tatsuki sweatdropped, "You say it like it's an oath…."
"THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS!" He declared.
"Hey! SHUT THE HELL UP!" Yelled one of the neighbors. They were probably trying to sleep. Oh well, Tatsuki and Grimmjow didn't care.
They both ran up to the wall and started slamming into it and rubbing against it while yelling, "YOU LIKE THAT DONTCHA? I KNOW YOU DO! I KNOW YOU DO! DON'T YOU LIKE THAT?" Tatsuki and Grimmjow exchanged looks and then both did a belly flop on the wall. Don't ask me how they did it, Just be proud that they DID do it.
Grimmjow must have been dizzy or something because he started rambling about some nonsense.
"Hey Tatsuki, have you ever noticed how flat the wall is? It's soooo flat that no even our teacher's chest could compare to this!"
Uhhhhhh….Yeah, he was definitely high off of something.
Thanks for reading and sorry for the short chapter! I wish I could make it longer but I will be losing Internet Connection for awhile. Please REVIEW!