Margaret panted as she reached her floor. Three stories doesn't seem like much, but in the high altitude of Ecuador, it was a painful climb.

"PORQUEEEEE? WHY DID I CHOOSE ECUADOR?" She yelled, startling another girl who was on her trip. The girl ignored her and went on her way. "Whoooof" Margaret panted one last time as she opened the door to her room.

She had only been in Ecuador for a few days and everything was new and exciting, but what she saw sitting in her bedroom made her drop both her keys and several f-bombs.

"What the fuck John?"

John was sitting calmly in her room. Waiting for her, looking sadistic. Margaret didn't really know what was coming, but she knew it wasn't going to be good, so she raised her hands and conceded. No use in fighting him, she was already out of breath.

"I'm glad stoners are so lazy." John muttered as grabbed her by the hands and began to tie her up.

"Oh! I'll do anything! Just don't rape me or kill me!" Margaret cried. She never imagined being kidnapped before, but she was sure as hell she wouldn't cry about it. Especially since she was being kidnapped by John. This isn't to make a mockery of how frightened she actually was. "Oh! I guess you can have your way with me! Just let the baby go! He's just a babyyyyyy!"

John wanted to slap her, but he supposed this was better than her crying so he let it go. "Oh! Okay!" She went ahead and started to make panting noises. At least both of them would feel uncomfortable. "Oooooooh! This is such sexy cosplay!" She screamed.

There was a silent pause. Margaret's fear began to take over, and she herself got a little annoyed at having to make sexy sounds. "Okay, seriously." She calmed down. "What the fuck?"

"I need you to contact Inez."

"" She moaned. "Could you be any more annoying?"

"I'm serious. I couldn't find her. You were easy to find, being on a school sponsored trip."

"Uuuuuugh. Okay. Go onto my laptop and log on. But I'm not kidding you, she only comes on like every two weeks. It would be pretty awkward to hold me captive for two weeks. You'd have to feed me and stuff." She held out her tongue and pretended to eat from an imaginary spoon. "But it would be kind of hot."

He ignored her, sat at the computer and waited for Inez to log on.

Inez stared at the tennis rackets. They looked like they hadn't been used in years. She desperately wanted to play, but asking anyone around Ninja Manor frightened her. She didn't want to ask them to go easy on her, but frankly, if they didn't she would probably have to go to the hospital.

Mori came up behind her. He was sweaty from a long training session. He too stared at the rackets. Inez, oblivious, didn't notice him behind her. This gave Mori enough time to stare at the rackets, stare at Inez staring at the rackets, and stare at the rackets some more before he finally got that she wanted to play tennis.

Inez sighed and backed up, into Mori. Shocked, she let out a short high-pitched scream and cringed into a protective stance.

Realizing it was Mori, she loosened up a bit and started to laugh. "Holy….you scared me." She muttered. The room feel silent. Mori had transitioned from the rackets to Inez. Inez to him.

"Do…you…want to play tennis?" He cringed out. It was so awkward it is even painful for me to write about.

Inez's eyes got wide. "Are you good at tennis?" Not implying that he wouldn't be good enough to play with her, but hoping he would suck and he pure strength wouldn't be enough to kill her.

"I've never played." He grunted. "In fact. I don't know why we have tennis rackets. Or an indoor tennis court. I didn't even know this was a tennis court. But now it makes sense. Their being a net and all."

The flow of words charmed Inez so much she had to anxiously accept. "Then lets play!"

Tamaki's ear twitched.

"LOVE IS AFOOT!" He yelled and ran to a phone. "HANI. Urgent. SO URGENT. Where is Mori-sempai? Where is baby teacher chief? THEY MAY BE MAKING LOVE RIGHT NOW!"

"Well, that's something silly. I don't know where they are. But you can come over if you –…." Before Hani could finish, Tamaki was there.

"We have to find them! Now!"

"Oh hello." Hani said, slightly annoyed, but still super cute. "Okay."

The two meandered through the castle for a while, Tamaki begging/complimenting all the female attendants for information. Eventually, one of them told them the two were playing tennis in the courts.

"There's a tennis court here?" Hani asked allowed. The maid shrugged. Tamaki, who magically knew the way, picked up Hani and sprinted to the courts.

Sure enough Inez and Mori were there.

But they weren't playing tennis.

They were making out.

Hani's mouth dropped. Tamaki's face went red. He dropped Hani, who landed face first and frozen. Tamaki very stiffly marched up to the two fresh love birds and knocked on Mori's shoulder. Mori, who had been completely distracted by his first kiss to notice his friend's arrival, turned a deep shade of crimson and backed away.

Tamaki, looking very authoritative, grabbed Inez by the waist, hoisted her onto his shoulders and began to walk away.

Inez, half as flustered as everyone else and not pleased by the interruption.

"Hey! What the hell!"

"In. A. Pro. Pri. At." Tamaki responded, robotically. He marched slowly off. Not really sure were he was going.

Hani finally snapped out of it. "WAIT! YAAAAY! You're getting married! You're getting married! You're getting married!" He chanted at Inez. She didn't respond.

"Mori!" She yelled out. Mori had been standing frozen, but he snapped out of it and instantly rushed over and pryed her out of Tamaki's arms.

"Thanks." She muttered. Inez had had boyfriends before, she knew the whole dating thing was a bit more refined in Japan, but this is ridiculous. "Okay you two." She lectured a beaming-with-joy Hani and a robot Tamaki. "Mori and I are adults. We can kiss each other if we please."

"Buuuuuut. Baby –" Tamaki muttered. Normally Inez wouldn't have been so abrupt about things of this nature. But this was out of hand, and her sheer annoyance caused her to make a defiant statement. Not to mention how awkward things have been in the past couple of months between them. There was obviously an attraction, Mori obviously had no backbone on matters of emotion, so she just went ahead and said it.

"Mori and I are now dating. I wish, and I'm sure Mori does too, that you refrain from letting any members of your family or the host club know about this relationship. It will save us a lot of drama and it will allow for a relatively natural relationship to form."

Mori muttered in agreement. An hour ago he was a tornado of unorganized thoughts about her. Now he was her boyfriend?

Tamaki simply stated. "Okay."

Hani jumped up and down. "Wife and husband and wedding and babies and wife and husband and weddings and babies and wife and husband…."