Disclaimer: I don't own any of this except for the plot and the twins, Lucius Simeon Drake Malfoy and Rosa Leigh and any other characters I decide would help my plot and oh yeah I don't have any money so please don't sue.

"Blah" Spoken out loud

'Blah' Thoughts

(Blah) Parsletounge

/Blah/ Different Language

Blah Mind Speak

AN: There might be other languages in this so I'll put the translations at the end of every chapter. I'll try to be as accurate in my spellings and meanings as I can. There will be new characters introduced as the story continues as I have no actual plan for the story and it is writing itself as I go along. So if there is a break in the story where I don't update it is because the characters aren't cooperating with my schedule. I have decided that the pairing for Hermione will be with Snape but I don't know about a pairing for Ginny yet so keep those suggestions rolling. Any that are good could just end up in the story. With thanks going to the person who suggested them.

Chapter 5

Diagon Alley

"Alright let's see there is this one place I've been dieing to go to. It supposedly sells some great quality leather and overall clothes, but its not here it's at a muggle shopping center in London. We can go there last. I'm going to let Draco help me get my wizarding wardrobe done first." Harry said to the group that consisted of himself, Draco, Ron and his two sisters. Looking at Draco he almost groaned, that look was scary.

Draco took him to 10 different stores and he spent more than 1000 galleons at each and the bag didn't feel any lighter. He ended up with more than 30 different formal robes some were plain yet elegant while others had intricate designs with both the Potter and Malfoy crests embroidered on them. By the time Draco had his way he'd had more than 30 bags shrunk and in a larger one.

"Ok Draco that should do for at least 3 months or more, well for the wizarding world at least. Now let's get something to eat then we can head into London." Harry told him. They left the last shop in the Alley and Draco led them to one of his favorite restraints before leading them to Muggle London.

London

"Harry where are we going? I don't feel like having father tracking us down through muggle London." Draco said to Harry while they were helping him look for the muggle shopping center.

"It's here somewhere, I'm telling you its just not in the guide." Was the only reply they received.

It took another 10 minutes before Harry finally found it.

"See I told you it was here! Come on let's go in." Harry said pulling his sisters as well as Draco and Ron inside.

"Are you sure it's safe Harry? There's more than one level here. How does it stay up without magic?" Draco asked looking skeptical at the building.

"It's perfectly safe Draco. Do you really think I'd do something that would allow me to go home to Simeon, Rosa and Lucius?"

Draco though about it before reluctantly going inside, "Very well. Where to first?"

Harry looked around and finally saw a directory and went to it finding what he was looking for he started walking in the direction of what looked to be a food court. They followed him down and passed several stores before he stopped at one that had music blasting out at the people walking by.

"Please tell me your kidding Harry!" Draco asked almost pleading.

Harry just looked up and smirked, then walked inside. Looking back at them, "Are you coming?"

His sisters looked at themselves squealed then raced inside leaving Draco and Ron standing outside.

"You know if we don't go in there he's coming out to drag us in don't you?" Ron said looking at his bond mate.

Draco thought a moment before nodding with a sigh, "Let's hope father doesn't find out that Harry walked all around muggle London. He's likely to murder me." Slowly they walked into the store finding Harry standing in line for the dressing room with a pile of clothes. Looking around he saw his "Step" aunts with a pile of clothes each.

"Well what have you chosen Harry?" Draco asked finally coming to them.

"It took you long enough, thought I was going to have to go out there and drag you in. Then I'd tell your father you left to go alone in a store full of muggles." Harry said smiling in reply.

Draco narrowed his eyes, "You wouldn't!"

Harry just smirked.

"Well what did you find."

Harry went over to the dressing room pulling Draco with him, leaving him standing outside the room. Going in he put on his first outfit. Opening the door he asked, "Well, what do you think?"

Draco turned around at Harry's voice. Harry was wearing a pair of black and lime green baggy pants with a shirt that said, 'I'm handing out ass' Kicking', on the front and 'Do you want one'. Harry then proceeded to try on the rest of the clothes from the pile he'd selected. It ranged from baggy jeans in various colors to tight leather pants that he paired with a fishnet shirt with zippers on it. By the time he was done and checked out it was more than 1500 pounds that he'd spent. Between he and his sisters they had more than 20 bags each that had to get shrunk and put into a larger one.

"Well that's one store down. Let's head over there." Harry said pointing in another direction. Leading the way to the store that was the complete opposite of the previous one he went inside without waiting.

Draco looked around and shook his head, Harry had to have multiple personalities. He seemed to have gone from borderline psychotic to annoyingly preppy in less than 10 seconds.

Before Draco knew it he was being dragged in front of yet another dressing rooms.

"Did you need any help sir?" A voice from behind Draco said. Draco turned around and almost laughed. A sales lady was looking at him like she was starving and he was her next meal.

"No ma'am. I'm fine I'm just waiting." He told her before asking Ron to come to him via their bond. While the lady was still there Ron came up to him and slid his arms around Draco's waist.

"Harry still in there, love?" Ron asked pretending not to see the lady. At that moment Harry chose to come out of the dressing room.

"Well?" Harry asked. He was wearing khaki cargo shorts with a green collared shirt.

"Father will definitely be pleased. Wear that one home. It's a guaranteed snogging outfit. Oh… is there a formal store around here? You need to get something for your… wedding." Harry beamed at the praise nodding his head completely oblivious to the heartbreaking look the sales lady was giving the three of them. 'All gay that is a terrible waste of such good looking men.'

After looking around some more Harry wound up with 10 pairs of cargo shorts in various stages of disarray and 10 pairs of pants from blue jeans to khaki and different t-shirts that could be at best described as formal at worst as simply bedraggled. He also bought some accessories that included pooka shell necklaces and hemp jewelry. All in all he spent about 1000 pounds in the store. At least the bag seemed to be getting lighter.

From there Harry dragged them to the formal store to be fitted for a tuxedo for his bonding ceremony. Once that was done he drug Draco, Ron and his sisters to a music store where he proceeded to get quite a few cds from American punk like Green Day. Good Charlotte, and Creed to British singers like KT Tunstall, Natasha Bedingfield, and James Blunt. And DVD's like AVP, Queen of the Damned, Resident Evil, and Star wars. He also made sure to get himself quite a few movies that he was sure his kids would like as well as a portable tv/dvd player that he could charm to work in the wizarding world. For now he guessed that would work for here in this store. The next place he dragged the others to was a store that had children's clothing and toys. He bought Simeon and Rosa some outfits and toys that couldn't be found in the wizarding world. As well as some children's books that he could read to them over the next couple of months. With the last of the money in the bag he bought Lucius a ring that looked like a plain silver band but when the light shined on it you could see hundreds of diamonds made up the entire ring, with a single emerald in the center.

He had Draco place several protection charms on it as well as a portkey that could be activated at a moments twist.

"Do you think he'll like it Draco?" Harry asked when Draco finished the spell work.

"Harry he'd love a piece of string if you gave it to him. We'd best get back its almost 7 father is probably getting worried. It'll take us almost an hour to get back to Diagon Alley so that puts us at the manor by 9." Draco said handing Harry the ring that Harry slipped in to a pocket on the side of his shorts.

It actually took them about an hour and a half before they made it to the Leaky Cauldron. Harry decided that it would be best for his sisters and him to just floo back to the manor and call Sirena to let her know where they were. Of course when Harry stepped through the fireplace after his sisters only to be grabbed by Lucius for a thorough looking over. He stood there for about five minutes with an amused look on his face.

"Father! I think we can all see he's fine. Besides do you really think I'd let something happen to your mate. You're prone to fits of anger when he's hurt." Draco told his father when it didn't look like he was going to stop. Lucius looked up to glare at his son, that's when he got a good look at Harry, he was no longer wearing his glasses they had decided that they were a hazard because they could get knocked off so they had gotten him a pair of wizarding contacts that changed color on demand and never came off. His hair was styled short and spiked, he was wearing the first he'd tried on at the second muggle store Pac-Sun, khaki cargo shorts and a green short-sleeved collared shirt with a pooka shell necklace and a pair of sandals. In short he looked like sex on two feet. Lucius was so absorbed in looking at Harry he didn't notice Sirena flooing into the room until he heard, "Well I see you've had a busy day." At that Lucius looked up sheepishly while everyone started to laugh.

"I take it you like it Lucius?" Harry asked when everyone had quit laughing.

After everyone had gone to bed Lucius had Harry show him what he bought. After looking through everything Lucius looked up and smiled. "I'm glad you had fun, love! Draco said you bought something for you bonding ceremony. May I see it?"

Harry nodded and looked for the formal ware bag. He then began to put on the pieces. First came the well fitting slacks and the silk emerald green shirt that was tucked into it, with a black satin vest. To that he added his new spider silk black dress robes. When he was finished getting dressed he turned around to find Lucius sitting down in a chair near the fireplace sipping on a glass of wine watching him. Harry merely raised an eyebrow. Lucius shook his head and got up placing his wine on the table and walked over to Harry. He walked around him and finally nodded his approval.

"I'm not so sure I want to let anybody see you like this. Come love its time for bed." Lucius said spelling the clothes that Harry had just put on back onto the hangers and drug Harry to bed kissing him all the way.

A.N. Sorry that took so long I had really bad writers block. And then I had to plan the B-B-Q we have every Easter so that took up most of my time but I finally finished this chapter and have started on the next. To those of you who dislike the ending sorry but I really can't write smut I'm really bad at it so if anybody would like to write that part of it for me please feel free to email me at Any way thank you for all of you who have been patient with me in continuing this story it will get finished.