Sidney: Okay yall, I'm making this chapter real juicy and good.

Lotus: Okay, but who's saying it this time?

Gai: Well we're all here; I say that we all do the youthful thing and say it! All together now!

Everyone: ON WITH THE SHOW!

THE TRUE HARUNO SAKURA

Sasuke and Naruto eventually let Sakura go from their embrace, but not before Naruto let Sasuke get a few extra kisses in with him occasionally lingering on her mouth. Onyx walked up behind Itachi and hit him over his head. He held his head in pain as he turned around to see who would dare hit him only to look at her in surprise.

"I've been here for over an hour and you've yet to acknowledge your own girlfriend!"

"Forgive me for being too busy with my brother whom I have not seen in 13 years," he said sarcastically. The dark haired Haruno 'hmfed' and turned away from him. He smirked and pulled her into his arms.

"I was simply joking, there's no need to get mad Onyx," he said as he kissed her cheek. She pouted but could not hide the small blush on her face.

They all heard a knock on the door and Kushina answered it to see Jordan at the door.

"Uh, are ya'll done or did I knock at a bad time because everybody's filled in."

"No Jordon, you're just in time. We're done in here too."

"Oh good, because if you don't mind, they want to meet you guys."

She stepped aside and sure enough, everyone was right outside. They all went outside and were eagerly greeted.

"Tsunade, is that you?"

"Well, if it is Mikoto-chan."

"You two know each other?" asked Naruto.

"We went on a few missions together a few years ago. Mikoto-chan specialized in poison."

"And she'd kick some serious ass too!" yelled a different voice. They all turned around to see a woman around Mikoto's age. She had caramel colored skin and dark brown eyes and short dark brown hair with bangs going over one side of her face.

"Mama!" the Payne sisters yelled out as they went over to hug their mother.

"Mama mama, thank the Lord you here. Jordan's been so mean to me!" said Jackie as she pointed to her glaring sister.

"Now Jordan, I thought I told you to be nicer to yo sister."

"I have been Mama; Jackie's just being stupid again. You know how she likes to do that."

"Trudy! It's been far too long!" exclaimed Mikoto as she went over to hug her friend." (A/N: Trudy and Oscar are from the 'Proud Family')

"Haha! How ya been girl? I see you've gotten bigger."

"Just two more months and I'll be able to see my feet again." said Mikoto as she rubbed her belly. Trudy then looked over to Fugaku.

"I still can't believe that you two actually got married. You used to hate his guts!" This got the Uchiha brothers interested since their mother always seemed happiest with their father.

"Now Trudy, you know that's all in the past."

"Yeah, but I bet he still remembers that time you tried to poison him. Or that time you broke his wrist after he smacked your ass. And who could ever forget that time he called ya weak and you kicked him in the nuts."

Trudy was laughing so hard she started to cry. Fugaku, however, was not so amused. He stood there scowling while his wife sweat dropped at her friend.

"Okay, I admit Fugaku-kun and I didn't exactly get along at first. But what matters now is that we're together and happily married."

"Ha-ha! Remember the first time he proposed to ya! I thought you we're gonna kill him!"

"He proposed and you nearly killed him?" asked Lotus.

"You would too, if he suddenly came up to you and said, 'Mikoto, I need a matriarch for my clan. Be smart and marry me now, before I find someone better.'" said Mikoto doing a fake impression of her husband's voice. Said man frowned at the women's antics.

"I admit that my first proposal was a little abrupt-"

"A little!"

"-but there was no need for you to try to stab me with a poison tipped kunai."

"I beg to differ, Fugi-kun." She said his name with a mocking voice.

"Man, I still can't believe that you got yo butt whooped by a girl!" said a deeper pitched voice. A tall slightly slim looking dark skinned male with a black haired fade came into view.

"You shouldn't talk Oscar, you nearly get killed by your wife on a daily basis." said Fugaku with a smirk. The man frowned.

"I let her do that, to protect her ego. Make her feel strong, like her man over here." he retorted. He then yelped as his wife put him in a head lock.

"Jordan! Get yo mama off me!"

"Sorry Daddy, you're on your own with that one." His daughter replied.

"Alright, that's quite enough you two." spoke a stern voice. A woman stepped out of the woods and surprised the Haruno children. She had long knee length pink hair with half of it up in a tight bun, emerald eyes and freckles across the bridge of her nose. She had on a white kimono with a silver Haruno circle on the back.

"Oh, hey kaa-san." said Sakura. The elder Haruno frowned while Sakura looked confused. When she had yet to say anything Izaioi started to scowl. Sakura then sweat dropped.

"Oh, yes of course. Karin, I'm about to do something rather embarrassing right now. You might want to laugh at me but I must warn you not to."

"Tch, you can't tell me what to do." said the red head. 'Alright, have it your way you slut' thought Sakura evilly. She then took a deep breath and put on a cute chibi face with little tears and a big smile.

"My Mommy!" she said in a squeaky voice. Izaioi smiled big and went to hug her daughter while the others sweat dropped.

"Ha-ha! Aww, did wittle Sakuwa miss her mommy?" said Karin while laughing. A dark shadow then covered her as she looked to see the elemental's glaring mother.

"YOU DARE TO LAUGH AT MY LITTLE GIRL!"

Izaioi then picked her up by the hair and threw her, knocking her into three trees. She then looked expectantly at the rest of her daughters and they hurriedly gave her a hug all shouting 'Mommy!' in little squeaky voices.

"Hey, where's Sayuri?" said Sakura.

"She said she was going to go out into the woods to have a look around." said Renji.

"Uh oh! Mikoto-chan, didn't you say that Daisuke was out training in the woods?" The Uchiha matriarch held a look of worry on her face. "Oh, dear."

"What is it?" said Sasuke.

"Well you see," said Jazz. "Ever since Daisuke first met Sayuri, he's had a bit of a small, or rather large, fascination with her."

"Ahh!" yelled out Sayuri as she ran out the bushes. A sudden flash of blue went by and she was tackled to the ground. She looked up to see that she was being straddled by a smirking 13 year old version of Sasuke. He had on the same type of blue shirt Sasuke used to wear and black pants with black converse shoes.

"Daisuke, you ass! Get off of me!" yelled Sayuri.

"Give me a kiss and maybe I'll think about it." The boy replied as he started to lean in. Sayuri paled while moving her face from side to side trying to avoid his lips. He held her face with his hands and was centimeters away from her lips.

"Daisuke-teme!" a loud voice yelled out, stopping the boy from his activities. He looked over to glare at the 13 year old version of Naruto. He had on a black T-shirt with orange pants and black skater shoes. He even had Naruto's whisker-like scars on his face.

"Usuratonkachi."

"What was that, Teme!"

"What do you want, Dobe." said Daisuke with a bored expression.

"Get away from my Sayuri-chan!"

"And what if I don't?" dared Daisuke as he pulled Sayuri closer to him. Sayuri paled as he puckered up again.

"Marucho, get him off me!"

Not wanting to let her down, Marucho ran towards them and grabbed the pinkette's arm, pulling her away from Daisuke. But Daisuke grabbed her other arm and pulled her out of the blonde's grip and into his arms.

"Hey! Give me back my Sayuri-chan, Teme!"

"Your Sayuri? I don't think so. She clearly belongs to me."

"I don't belong to anyone! Now, let me go!" the girl yelled as she struggled to get out of the youngest Uchiha's arms. Daisuke smirked and held her tighter.

"You see what I mean?" said a sweat dropping Jazz.

"Daisuke, Marucho, that's enough. There are some people you two should meet." said Kushina. The boys both looked up and their eyes widened as they looked at what appeared to be older versions of them.

"Gah! Teme look, it's us from the future!" yelled Marucho while pointing at Naruto and Sasuke.

"What? Where?" said Naruto while he whipped his head around. Sasuke and Daisuke both punched Naruto and Marucho on the head. "Itai!" yelped the Uzumaki brothers.

"Dobe." said the Uchiha brothers.

"They're not us, loser. They're…our brothers." said Daisuke as he turned back to Sasuke.

"Really? Cool!" said Marucho as he rushed up to Naruto. "Wow, my brother Naruto! I heard a lot about you. Is it true that you really defeated the Shukaku when Sand invaded?"

"Well…I don't wanna brag, but yeah I did!" said Naruto as he held his chin looking smug.

"I knew it! You hear that, Teme? My brother saved the entire village. That's just further proof that we Uzumaki men can outshine the Uchiha any day of the- Gah!" yelped Marucho as he dodged a fire ball heading his way. Daisuke smirked as he put his hands in his pockets.

"You were saying, Dobe?"

"Daisuke-teme, you jerk! You could have burned me to a crisp!" yelled Marucho.

"Hn, that was the point, loser."

"Why don't we all go to the temple, there's something I need to discuss with you Sakura-chan." said Izaioi.

"But Kaa-san, I don't think Mikoto-chan can ride on Dojo's back in her condition." Her mother smiled.

"Sakura-chan, how do you think I got here? Trudy, Oscar and I were planning on visiting Mikoto-chan and Fugaku earlier, so I made a portal."

"A portal?" asked Temari.

"I'm the temple leader, so I have to know a few family secrets." said the eldest Haruno.

She led them all deeper into the forest, and they found a pink and purple-ish portal. Izaioi went through while they followed in suit. They ended up inside the Haruno temple.

"Well it's about time you got here!" a new female voice spoke out.

From around the corner came an elderly old woman. She had snow white hair and a pale pink kimono with white daisies near the bottom. She also had shimmering green eyes.

"Obaa-chan! What are you doing here?" said Sakura.

"I'm here to give you your animal guardian."

"My what?"

"Oh, how wonderful! You've finally got your guardian!" said Jade.

"Would one of you care to tell me what the heck's my guardian?" said Sakura.

"You know how we get spirit animals? Well our guardians are like our animals except that they help us in battle and are our companions. Mine is should have flown here by now. Dia (A/N: Dye-Ya.), are you here dear?" shouted Jade. A falcon sized bird that had tan feathers except for long pink ones on its head and back along with pink and yellow tail feathers (A/N: Picture pigeotto from 'Pokemon'.) flew into the room and landed on Jade's shoulder.

"Bonjour, I was wondering when you would get here." The bird said with a French accent matching Jade's.

"Hey Takashi, are you here?" yelled Onyx as a large black wolf came into view. He had black eyes and silver hair on his stomach.

"What took you so long? I thought it would only take you about a day to get here." The wolf said to her.

"We got a little held up in Venice."

"You see dear, your guardian will be the same animal as your spirit and will represent your true and inner self. But until they are ready to come out, they will first appear in the form of an egg." said Izaioi as she handed Sakura a large tan egg with black flame designs coming from the bottom.

"But I must warn you Sakura," began her grandmother, "If an elemental has been using their powers for evil or has been acting a way that the guardian disapproves of; it will turn into a giant beast and will devour the elemental so that no harm can come upon the land."

"I understand Obaa-chan." said Sakura.

"Well, now that we're through with that, how about we have some dinner? Mikoto, Trudy, what should we make for the main course?" said Izaioi as she walked toward the next room that was supposedly the kitchen.

"Hmm…how about we make our famous 5 alarm chili?" said Trudy.

"Sounds good, let's get started." said Mikoto as she and the rest walked into the kitchen. The Sensei, Tsunade, Fugaku, and Kushina all followed them into the kitchen while the rest remained outside. When they left, Sakura's smile formed a frown.

"Holy hell, I'm screwed!" said Sakura as she plopped down on a windowsill.

"Uh, huh. I told you that you need to stop being so mean to people but did you listen? Nope!" said Jazz as she waved her finger at Sakura in a scolding manner.

"I'm sorry, but what is this 'nice' you speak of?"

"Come on, Mac. Quit playin'. Jazz is right and you know it. You need to stop with all that hostility." said Jordan as she nodded her head in agreement.

"Me!" exclaimed the pinkette in shock. "Jordan, you know good and well that you can't talk."

"What are you talking about? There ain't nothin' wrong with the way I treat people."

"Oh, please. Jazz give me the memory cube." retorted Sakura as she was handed the object. The room flashed in a bright light and soon it showed Sakura and the Payne sisters at a park. They were laughing at something when a guy came up to Jordan.

"Hey, baby. How you doing?" he said while eying her form. She looked at him and rolled her eyes while taking out a box of tic-tacs.

"Man, if you gonna come up to me with some weak ass lines, at least brush yo damn teeth before you do. I mean, God-Damn! Yo breath is kickin' like a Brazilian soccer team!" she exclaimed with shoving the whole box of mints into his hand. The guy didn't take that comment well as he glared at the girl.

"Man, forget your ass! You ain't nothing but a bitch!"

"Correction, I'm the bitch! Now get your halitosis infected ass the fuck outta here! The damn dogs ain't coming round here cause they smell yo ass!"

The guy walked away in a huff while the girls and some onlookers laughed at the sight.

The scene vanished from the room and everyone was laughing at the memory.

"Okay, I admit I was irritated that day, but that fool needed some serious Listerine action. Plus, I'm blunt, not mean. There is a difference." stated Jordan as she tried to hide a smirk from the memory.

"Angel, you could try being nice at the last minute. It might help, and you could start with the good old fashion 'Forgive and Forget'." said Jazz as she pointed to the Konoha 11.

"Not a chance in Hell, Jazz."

"Yeah you right, but shouldn't we get back to the problem at hand? Does Pinky getting eaten by and overgrown monster ring a bell?" said Jackie.

"She's right, Mac." said Jordan. "If I were you I'd just chuck that bad boy straight out the window."

"Now there's an idea!" said Sakura as she stood up and faced the open window.

"Hey, wait a minute Sis. We don't know for sure that it's going to eat you. It could turn out to be your friend." said Lotus. They all looked at each other for a moment then they all bust out laughing.

"Ha, that's a good one Lotus, but let's be real. Instead of tossing that egg, give it to me. I'm about to whip up to huevos rancheros!" said Whinnie as she snatched it out of Sakura's hand and licked her lips. Jordan then took the egg from her.

"Shoot, I'm about to make me a scrambled egg soup!"

"It's my egg and if anyone is gonna eat it, it's gonna be me!" said Sakura as she snatched back her egg. They argued for a moment about who would have the 'snack' until they all heard a cracking noise. They looked into Sakura's hands to see the egg beginning to hatch. All of a sudden a bright light came shooting out of the egg.

"Be on your guard!" yelled Onyx.

"It could be anywhere." said Jade.

They all looked around frantically seeing no sign of a monster, and turned around when they heard Lotus burst out laughing. She was pointing at Sakura's head and when they turned around they saw…