"Yes, I'm so curious!"
"England is so far away!"
I looked at the three girls sitting around me. I've only been a host for a couple of hours, but I'm really comfy being around her, despite my ineptitude in being a host.
"Well, I had a boy- girlfriend back in the United Kingdom. She was my best friend, until I confessed my love to her. She was the only one I could talk to, I trusted no one else. But one day, when I was walking through the park, I saw her with another guy. My parents didn't car for me much at all, so I took care of myself, but after I saw Dr- Drema kissing someone else, I couldn't bare to do anything. So I moved here and I now live with my grandmother. And I've been better since I moved here" I finish it with a smile.
"Oh, wow! Lovedie, that's such a touching story!" Tamaki exclaims as he comes and spins me around in his arms. "Don't you worry, Daddy won't let you be alone ever again! I swear it!"
"Were you eavsdropping on me?"
"Oh, you're so cute, Lovedie!"
"And why'd you call yourself 'Daddy'?"
"Allow me to explain." Haruhi cuts in. "You see, senpai has a soft spot for family, so the host club is like one big family to him. Tamaki is 'Daddy' and Kyouya-senpai is 'Mommy', because although they feel no affection for each other, they're best friends with a closer bond. You, the twins, and myself, are their 'children'. Mori-senpai and Hunny-senpai... I wouldn't really know, but I suppose since they're older than senpai, he feels like they're his older brothers. And to be honest, we are like one big family, and I'm glad you're part of it, Lovedie."
I widen my eyes. "Gee, thanks." I've never had a family like this before. And even though we've known each other for not even a day, I feel like Haruhi and the twins are my siblings. "I'm glad, too."
I hear screaming. I turn to see the girls squealing. Wow, I've grown to really like this school.
Oh no! I'm late! Hikaru and Kaoru will never let me live it down! ................. Oh crap! Haruhi! "Ungh!"
"Oww, I'm so sorry, Haruhi! Are you okay?"
He sighs. "I'm fine. How about you?"
Ahh, he's so cute and nice! "I'm good." I stood up. He did the same and bent over to pick something up. I gasped. It looked like... a bra?
"Lovedie? What's wrong?" the twins ask in unison.
There's no way he's a pervert! But why was he running around with a bra? He can't be a player, there's no way! He's too nice! But I have to think... he is a host after all... Oh I don't know anymore... maybe I should talk to him more often!
"Oh, nothing."
"Do you not like being a host?" Hikaru asks.
"Because even if you do, we won't let you quit." Kaoru adds.
"Nahh, I quite like being a host, I've just got a lot on my mind." Even though I don't know why it's bothering me so badly.
I get up and walk over to Haruhi, and sit down. He's reading a book. He looks up and puts a bookmark in "But I'm A Cheerleader!". "Hello Lovedie. How are you doing this afternoon?"
"I'm doing well. I'm just curious about one thing. Why are you a host? You don't seem like the type of person who'd be into this kinda stuff."
"Well honestly I didn't think so at first either. But the real reason I first came here is because I owe this club a debt. But I'm continuing with hosting willingly now."
"What do you li-" All of a sudden, we coffee spilled all over us!
"Mitsukuni, don't practice karate in the host club." Mori-senpai told Hunny.
"I'm sorry, Takashi! But I saw this thing outside and it freaked me out!"
"That thing was your little brother running away from girls, Honey-senpai." Kyouya says.
Haruhi and I... are in a strange position. She is on top of me.
"Lovedie! I'm sorry!"
Both of our eyes are wide. Both of us are silent. Both of us are blushing. Both of us... need to change clothes.
"Umm, I suppose we should change." I say.
"Uh, yeah!" He gets off of me and we stand up. We walk to the changing room together. "That's strange... there aren't any extra male uniforms we can change into. Just women's." he says.
"Well, girls tell us to cross-dress all the time, right?"
We laugh, grab a uniform, and slide a curtain open. As we're changing, I hear running. "Time for the climax of the day!" I hear the twins say in unison. The curtains bellow down. Both Haruhi and my eyes widen once we see each other. Because, we're both wearing bras. That explains earlier...
"Haruhi...?"
"Lovedie...?"
We start laughing. We fall to our knees dying of laughter.
"That's what's really sad." she says.
"We can get into an elite, private academy for free, but we can't even point out cross-dressers!" I continue.
We hear more running. The rest of the host club bursts in.
"Haruhi! Lovedie! What's wro-" Tamaki stops as he sees me.
The twins chuckle. "Tamaki, you've been fooled yet again." They high-five.
"Tama-chan, you really need to know better by now." Hunny points out.
"Yeah." Mori adds.
Kyouya laughs. "You're the president of this host club and you don't even know your new member's gender? You need to do a better job around here."
We laugh. "Lovedie." Haruhi says.
"Yeah, Haruhi?"
"I think we're going to be best friends." The two of us laugh.
What will happen next? Find out in the next installment, where the host club tries to figure out Lovedie's appeal, and Lovedie goes over to Haruhi's house! See you then!