20 Things Reactions Drabbles

by The Fourth Bride

A series of drabbles based on "20 things you should never say to Dracula". Short, sweet and effing hilarious. WARNING: Contains graphic torture. This story is now ABANDONED. If anyone would like to adopt it, please PM me and I'll email you the docs.

2. Castle

20 Things You Should Never Say To Dracula if You Value Your Life

Part 2: Castle.

... "umm... You know your castle is now a tourist attraction....right?"

"WHAAAAAT?"

"Uh...hehe.....nothing, nothing at all....RUUUUUN!"

"You can't hide forever! First I'm going to deal with these gadje tourists, then I'll sort YOU out!"

"Ohhhh... shit."