20 Things Reactions Drabbles

by The Fourth Bride

A series of drabbles based on "20 things you should never say to Dracula". Short, sweet and effing hilarious. WARNING: Contains graphic torture. This story is now ABANDONED. If anyone would like to adopt it, please PM me and I'll email you the docs.

3. Kebabs

20 things you should never say to Dracula if you value your life.

Part 3: Kebabs.

"Oooooh! Shish kebabs! I LOVE Shish kebabs!"

"Should I infer something from that?"

"Uhh..hehe...No?"

"Really? I think I should... Here horsie, horsie.."

"Ohhhh no! Anything but that!"

"You can't get out of this one... Mwahahahahaha...." (Oils blunted stake.)

"Aaaaahhhhh... Oh, God no..... Heeeeeelp Meeeee!"

(A/N: If you actually GOT that, congratulations, you're as obsessed as me!)