20 Things Reactions Drabbles

by The Fourth Bride

A series of drabbles based on "20 things you should never say to Dracula". Short, sweet and effing hilarious. WARNING: Contains graphic torture. This story is now ABANDONED. If anyone would like to adopt it, please PM me and I'll email you the docs.

4. Turkish

20 things you should never say to Dracula

Chapter 4- Turkish

"Wow. Turkish people are AWESOME."

"...I'm sorry, did I hear you correctly?"

"Er...no?"

"Did you, or did you not, just say and I quote 'Turkish people are awesome?"

"Um...uh... well... OH SHIT NOT AGAIN!"

*Picks up rusty nails*

"Oh for the love of... Of all the days to wear a top hat..."

"Now where did I leave that mallet...?"