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Chapter 9

There was more than a hundred words to describe Snape. Arrogant and Greasy just to name a few. However, he was still smart. Smart enough to realise that something was wrong with the 5 people that had miraculously popped up from no where to aid them. It was just too much of a coincidence. How many people pop up from Japan and was so talented in every single field, from Potions to Transfiguration.

And there was the way they reacted when Dumbledore's speech about the problem of Aizen Sousuke? When he thought of that, a few questions rushed into his mind. Firstly, Who the hell are they? Snape didn't know. They certainly don't act normal.

Secondly, if they were not ordinary wizards, why are they here? Fo all he knew, they could be some aliens coming to take over the world because Mars was too cold. Or some psychotic madman that escaped from the mental hospital, broke away from their strait jacket. The 5 did not really look nor act sane.

Thirdly, what is their relationship between them and Aizen Sousuke? They were obviously not best friends or anything related to good nature between them. Abarai had even broke his glass cup after hearing about Aizen Sousuke for god sake!

And lastly, how much they know about what Aizen Sousuke and Voldemort are doing. When hearing that the Ministry had been hypnotised, some people had gone into a break down, examples are Molly Weasley. Yet, they barely even glance up in surprise. It was as if they had known what the two dark lords are doing all along and knows the consequences of their actions.

And they were hiding all these answers. And Snape was curious. And he knows curiosity kills the cat.

Meanwhile in 12 Grimmauld Place

"Ichigo." Rukia called out to the orange haired man.

"Yeah," the man murmured, focused on the task at hand. Despite the fact that they were no longer in Soul Society and Karakura Town, Sou-Taichou still gave them paperwork: To plan an eight-man Shinigami team into the Amazon Jungle. Why did they need to go to the Amazon Jungle at the first place or why was an eight man needed was still a mystery to Ichigo. But he didn't really bother to find some answers.

"Did you get the message from Yoruichi?"

"No."

"Typical. She send a Hell Butterfly to us the day before but seeing that you were snoring so loudly in your sleep, you didn't notice it."

"Don't rub on it. Anyway what did she say about?"

"Soi Fon and her is going to come to Hogwarts as teachers."

Ichigo finally stared up at Rukia with wide eyes. WHAT. THE. HELL? Why the hell is she going to come? His back was still sore from all her beatings.

"When are they coming?"

"Once school reopened."

"Oh," Ichigo began weakly, "What is subject is she going to be a teacher of?"

"Wandless Combat."

"Oh." was all he could say. Why did he even bother asking such a stupid question? What else can a former and current head of Onmitsukido teach? Other then Kido and Assassination, of course.

"But why Soi Fon? It's quite obvious that she's going to kill Urahara at first sight. And besides, isn't she too small to be a teacher?" Ichigo continued to ask.

"Dunno. And yes, she is going to try to kill Urahara. And for your third question, how about Mr Flitwick?"

"Mr Flitwick. Pshh, that guy's a dwarf. As in literally."

"Yeah..."

The next day

They were back in the meditating room when they heard a string of the most colourful words from the first story. Curious of what Walburga Black's portrait was screaming about, they climbed downstairs and saw a tall, slim woman with dark skin, violet hair and golden eyes and a short, petite woman with two ponytails.

"Long time no see, Kisuke." Yoruichi said.

"Yoruichi-san!" Urahara exclaimed and went to hug her much to Soi Fon's dismay.

There was a chuckle and everyone looked up to see Dumbledore. "It seems all of you know each other fairly well. May I ask what is your relationship?" he asked.

"Me and Yoruichi-san are childhood friends!" Urahara exclaimed.

"You! You're the woman in the screen who Ichigo, Urahara, Rukia, Renji and Toushiro was talking to!" Ron pointed out.

"Yes, you're right. I'm Shihoin Yoruichi and this is Soi Fon. We'll be teachers for Hogwarts from now on teaching about "Wandless Combat"." Yoruichi explained.

"Wandless Combat?" repeated Fred.

"Why in the world do we need such an idiotic subject?" George continued for Fred.

Soi Fon snarled at the two twin brother. "Don't you dare insult Yoruichi-sama!" she snapped.

"Maah, maah, Soi Fon, cool down. And for your question, there are times when one has problems that a wand can't solve And at that time, combat would come to use. For example if you want to punch someone but your wand broke, combat would come to use."

"Sama... Sama... Isn't that a VERY respectful form of address and is only used primarily towards nobility?" Hermione asked as if she just read from a book.

"Umm... Thats right... You can say that Soi Fon has a kind of weird idolization towards Yoruichi. And in a way, Yoruichi is like Sirius." Renji explained.

"Ohh... Why is that so?" Sirius asked.

"She's from one of the four great noble houses in Japan. The first female head of the whole family. But then she went against them for some noble secrets that we can't sneak our noses into." Toushiro said.

"Wow." Harry exclaimed.

"So... I guess I'll be sleeping with Urahara and the rest?" Yoruichi asked.

"No, you can't Yoruichi-sama! You can't sleep with this good for nothing Urahara Kisuke!" Soi Fon exclaimed.

"You can sleep with me too. Besides, we can squeeze." Yoruichi said.

"Really? Sleep with Yoruichi-sama!" Soi Fon thought aloud.

"She got it bad..." Ichigo muttered to Rukia and Harry.

"Yeah. And you should see her when she's in her norm mood, Harry." Rukia said.

"Why?"

"She's plain scary." Rukia explained.

The next day (again)

"Neh, you're Harry Potter, right?" Yoruichi asked, "I've heard about you from the rest. You wanna learn some combat moves?"

"Um... What?" Harry asked, dumbfounded.

"Combat moves like Judo throws, Sword fighting and Flash Steps for some examples." Yoruichi said with a wave of her hand.

(THERE'S REALLY NO PLOT ANY MORE!)

"Sure?" Harry said, unsure.

"Good. Bring The others with you!" Yoruichi said and she skipped away.

"Sure?" Harry said, confused.

To be continued