Ryan's Magical Symphony
Song #1
Ryan lands in a dark place. "Hey, Wh-Where am I? Why is it so dark? I don't like the dark! Maybe, there's a switch somewhere," Then, three candle sticks lit up, "Oh! Thank goodness. A candle." He grabs the candle, "Now, to get out of here."
"What's the rush, monsieur? You are more than welcome."
"Who said that?" He turns around, but no one is there, "That's funny, I was sure I heard-"
Then someone taps on his shoulder, Ryan looks at the candle and the candle is Lumiere! "Allo." He greets.
Ryan startles as he drops Lumiere. "A talking candle!"
"Now, now. There is nothing to be afraid of, monsieur. Come and be our guest."
"Well, actually. I have to get back to-Hey! Where'd he go?"
Then, music begins to play "Ma chere, monsieur." "Me?" Ryan points to himself. "It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents...your dinner." Ryan is pick up by a chair and is pulled to the table.Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test,
tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
and we provide the rest!
Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres
Why we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
"Oh, Yum!" Ryan goes for the food, the chair ties a napkin around his neck tightly. He tries to break free.
They can sing, they can dance
After all, miss, this is France!
And a dinner here is never second best!
Go on unfold your menu, take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!
A cabinet at the end of the table opens to reveal a large china collection, which rolls out and begins to perform. Lumiere hands Ryan a menu, which he looks over.
Beef ragout, cheese souffle,
Pie and pudding en flambe!
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret!
Plates of food go dancing by, Ryan grabs the pudding, but Lumiere sets his torch to it, and it explodes, turning Ryan's face black with soot.
You're alone and you're scared,
But the banquet's all prepared!
No one's gloomy or complaining,
While the flatware's entertaining!
The flatware enters a 'Busby Berlkley-esque' swimming scene.
We tell jokes, I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
Lumiere, standing on a plate, is elevated and
begins to juggle his candles. Mugs enter the shot.
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet!
The mugs begin a gymnastics routine, hopping over
one another and passing a beverage from one to the next.
Come on and lift your glass,
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest,
be our guest, be our guest!
"Uh, well," Ryan leaves the table, "This has be a wonderful time, but I think I should-" But before he could leave, the music continues.
Course, by course
One by one
'Til you shout "Enough, I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up,
But for let's eat up
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please Be our guest!
A fantastic ending comes of the song, with silverware flying through the air, plates and featherdusters dancing, and Ryan starts to dance in place, until Lumiere comes sliding in and sends him flying by the end of the song.