Disclaimer: Chocolatgurlo does not own Naruto!

Hallo! Sorry for not writing this story for a while now. Heheh! Well, I know that I've asked you all to see if Tobi is either Obito or Madara and I have decided! But of course I won't tell you all until the time comes! Heheh! So, please enjoy Cherry Blossom Madness chapter 2!

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The pink-haired kunoichi, Sakura Haruno, and the two very evil (?) Akatsuki members, Tobi and Deidara, were out on the training ground of Konoha getting ready for a fight…as weird as it sounded. Even Sakura could not believe that she was doing this. Why was she even doing this? Why didn't she just run away to Tsunade-shishou and ask for her friends assistance? But no, she couldn't get them involved. Why if they ended up like Chiyo baa-san? She couldn't bear losing someone again.

On the other hand, Deidara seriously needed to let out his anger and what other way then to blow things up? Of course he needed to be careful. He couldn't harm the person they needed to kidnap. I could just hurt her a little. Just a little boom to send her unconscious and then my next target would be Tobi. Yes, that sounds like a good idea.

Now, Tobi…well, let's just say that Tobi is Tobi.

"Good luck Sakura-chan!" Tobi waved to Sakura who was on the other side of the training ground.

"Why the hell are you cheering on the enemy?!" Sakura shouted out for Tobi to hear. Seriously, whose side was he on?

"Eh? Ne Deidara-senpai, Sakura-chan thinks of Tobi as an enemy. Tobi thought that we were friends."

"That's because you're an idiotic moron and there is seriously something wrong with you, un." Deidara muttered just for Tobi to hear.

Tobi gasped at Deidara. "Why is everyone being so mean to Tobi today?"

Deidara sighed, getting a major headache.

"Oi, let's get this over with!" Sakura yelled out as a cold gust of wind came at them.

"Ne, Sakura-chan, why won't you just let Tobi kidnap you? It'll be easier and we won't be in the cold!" Tobi whined like a five year old.

Apparently Sakura did not hear for soon Deidara and Tobi felt the ground underneath them shake. Soon the ground split and both Akatsuki members jumped away. Of course from this day on Deidara will then learn never to underestimate the enemy.

"See, Tobi told you so, Deidara-senpai!" Tobi said accusingly.

Deidara just ignored him as he got his little bomb minions ready (which were made out of clay). He then sent out the little bird bombs towards Sakura and they were soon exploding at random places by Sakura.

Sakura of course, knew this was coming because she had read about Deidara's little boogers. She quickly did a substitution jutsu and poofed away towards Deidara and Tobi.

Deidara swore to himself and got ready to make some more bombs. He was too late and Sakura, her fist filled with chakra, came at him. Quickly Deidara dodged her just in the nick of time as she crushed a huge maple tree, causing it to smash to pieces. Wide-eyed Deidara kept a mental note to himself: Never come in contact with Sakura's fist.

"Wah, awesome Sakura-chan! You're so strong!" Tobi cheered from the sidelines.

Sakura turned to face him, wondering just how he got out of the way so quickly. Maybe she shouldn't underestimate Tobi. She couldn't read up anything on this orange-masked guy. More like there was no information on him except his name and what he looked liked. And this was what Sakura hated the most, when there was no information on the enemy.

BOOM!

Because of Tobi's little distraction Sakura got hit by one of Deidara's little clay birds and flew towards a tree. Shit! She swore to herself as she got up in a crouching position. How could she possibly fight two Akatsuki?! One was annoying the hell out of her and the other was trying to blow her up into pieces.

She was really starting to doubt her abilities. No! This is no time to be freaking out! I have to do this myself. Although she tried to convince herself of that she knew that she had no chance. Seriously, the only way she survived the fight against Sasori was from the aide of Chiyo baa-sans help. Plus, there was something kinky going on with Tobi. He was a really strange person and she had learn that these kind of people are the most unpredictable. Now what was she going to do?

"Sakura-chan, please surrender! Tobi doesn't want Deidara-senpai to hurt you anymore."

Sakura glared at Tobi. She was not weak and she was going to prove it to him. Filling her fist with chakra once again, she came charging at Tobi. Tobi, who was actually ready for her attack, dodged and grabbed her arm trapping her. "Tobi caught Sakura-chan!"

"Let go of me!" Sakura squirmed as she tried to hit him once again.

"No!" Tobi argued back as he held her firmly. Sakura glared at Tobi.

"If you don't let me go, I'll scream."

"Eh? Why? Tobi just wants to complete this mission. Tobi doesn't want to get yelled at by Sir Leader."

By this time Deidara had already arrived by Tobi's side and was seriously disappointed. He still wanted to have some more fun with trying to blow things up. "Just quickly knock her out, Tobi." Deidara sighed.

"B-but Tobi doesn't want to hurt Sakura-chan!" If Tobi didn't have his mask he would have looked teary-eyed.

"Seriously, are you really from the Akatsuki?!" Sakura snapped. If they had chosen Tobi there must be something wrong with the organization.

"Of course," Tobi answered proudly. "Don't you see Tobi's cloak?"

An idea soon came to her. "No, I can't see it from this position. So maybe you should twirl around and let me take a full look at it."

Tobi smiled. "Okay!" Just as he was about to let go of Sakura, Deidara stopped him.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" Deidara snapped.

"Tobi's just letting Sakura-chan see Tobi's cloak!"

How did I ever get stuck with this baka! Deidara thought to himself. "Let me take over!" He then grabbed Sakura's other arm and pulled her to him.

"No!" Tobi wailed as he pulled her back to him. And now Sakura was being pulled back in forth between two men. Gosh she felt like she was in one of those dramas that she watched back at home. As this tug of war continued Sakura became more impatient.

"Would you guys just let go of me?! I'm not an object that you can fool around with! I'm a human being!" Deidara and Tobi stopped their pulling and glared at each other.

"Tobi got Sakura-chan first."

"I'm not trying to steal her."

"Yes you are!"

"No Tobi's not! Tobi wants to bring Sakura-chan back to Sir Leader. Deidara-senpai always gets all the credit. For once Tobi wants Sir Leader to acknowledge Tobi!"

Deidara sighed once again (how many time was he going to have to sigh?!). "Fine, how about this…I'll knock her out and you can carry her to Sir Leader. Okay?"

"Okay!" Tobi smiled as she let go of Sakura abruptly causing her to trip on a small piece of rock. This of course caused her to fall towards Deidara and he had to catch her. Sakura felt a blush (?!) form on her cheeks as she felt his well-built body. Gosh why the hell am I blushing? I must be insane!

Deidara was oblivious to her little blush and before Sakura knew it he hit one of her tender spot causing her to go unconscious. "Finally, un. Mission accomplished. Let's go Tobi."

"No, Tobi won't move from this spot."

"And why is that?" Deidara asked as he grit his teeth, losing patience himself.

"Because Tobi's supposed to carry Sakura-chan!"

"Fine, take her!" He then threw Sakura at Tobi like a luggage bag (poor Sakura).

Tobi quickly caught her and soon looked cheerful (?). "Okay, let's go!"

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On their way to headquarters, Deidara, who was ahead of Tobi did not notice the smirk on Tobi's face as he carried Sakura. Heh, now I have all the pieces in place. Time to lure the bait in.

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And this is where Chocolatgurlo shall leave this chapter! Please review! Tobi and Deidara loves reviews! The more reviews the quicker I'll update! Ta ta for now! ^_^