Strawberry-chan: Man, not another one*sigh*

Sara: Another what?

Strawberry-chan: I got another one of those stupid ad emails. They are so annoying!

Meghan: Why?

Strawberry-chan: Every time I delete one ten more come, it's like they're multiplying!

Sara:...Whatever, just do the disclaimer

Strawberry-chan: Right! I don't own DGM, If I did pigs would fly and I'd rule the world, now on to the story!


"Ohh! Lets go in this store first!" Sara grabbed my arm, pulling me to an abandoned clothing store window

"But it's locked!" I protested,

"Not for long," Abby picked up a rock and chucked it at the window, effectively breaking it.

"I do not support any of this! Were going to get in trouble!And I'll Just blame you two!"I shouted.

"Look, the power's still out here and that also means the security camera is offline too, and there no one around, so there will be no evidence to say that we did it. So shut up and come on!" She shouted, walking through the glass and unlocking the door for everyone else,

"Are you sure this is okay?" Allen asked from behind,

"Nope, not one bit," I palled,"But what other choice do we have?"

"..."

"Exactly, so guys get in here, cause I'm not going to wait here forever!" Abby snapped, and we all went in.

" Alright, Jonathan and I will go with Allen, Lavi and Bakanda, you and Sara go help Lenalee find an outfit, agreed?" Abby asked,

"Agreed," everyone agreed,

"Oh and Jonathan, do not let her alone with ANYONE, got that? And if she even so TRIES anything come get me, understood?" I asked, he nodded, and we went our seperate ways.

(with Jonathan's team)

"Alright, pick out something NORMAL and bring it to me for inspection, and do not let Abby near you okay?'

the trio nodded while Abby went off somewhere, probably to get some stuff for herself.

Lavi came out with green combat-bat like pants with a white t-shirt which Jonathan approved, then Abby came back with a whole slew of dresses which Jonathan instantly said no, so she just latched onto his leg and begged him for her to let her have just one, which he broke down and let her." But ONLY one, got that?" he said,

She nodded with a huge grin, and skipped of happily to her giant pile to find the one she wanted.

Allen came out next with jet-black pair of slacks, a brown (fake) leather belt, and a white button up long sleeved shirt. And lastly Kanda had a pair of jeans and a black tight fitting t-shirt.

Jonathan approved both of them, just as Abby popped her head out of that massive pile of clothes she was digging in. But one look at the newly dressed trio and she got that crazed look in her eye, one which Jonathan had seen only once before when Abby was at that anime convention and she saw a very realistic looking cosplayer, the look was none other than her obsessed fangirl look and when she was in this mode last it took 5 security guards, Meghan, and a crowbar to pry her off the unlucky target.

" Now, now Abby let's be reasonable here," Jonathan said backing up to the now advancing Abby,

"Abby don't make me get Meghan out here! I will!" he threatened,

she just kept advancing, not heeding the threat,

" Alright you sealed your fate! MEGHAN!" he called as the crazed girl striked,

( back with me and Sara)

" So what about this dress?" Sara asked,

" Sara, I told you we're supposed to be looking for Lenalee some clothes, not ourselves!" I told her for the third time,

" Aww," she pouted," but it looks cute, can I have it, please?" she asked with the puppy-dog face,

"Gah, fine you can have the outfit." I said finally giving in,

"Yay!'' She squealed, hugging me,

"Ow, let go your crushing me!" I said,struggling to get free of her iron grip.

" Oh sorry" she released me from her death-hug,

"It's okay, let's go check on Lenalee." I said walking over to the dressing room she was in and knocked on the door,

" Lenalee, you okay in there?"I asked,

"Yes, be out in just a second," was the muffled reply from behind the door, then out appeared Lenalee from behind the door wearing a tan colored sundress.

"Wow, that looks great on you Lenalee!" I complimented,

"She's right, you look fabulous!" Sara agreed,

"MEGHAN!" Jonathan's call was heard faintly across the room,

"What's going on?" Lenalee asked,

"Grrr, Abby. I knew she'd try something. Sara!"

"Yes?"

" Hand me Comet." I growled,

"Comet? A-are you serious?" She asked with her eyes wide,

"What's Comet?" Lenalee asked,

" It's the name of Meghan's broadsword, she never leaves home without it, but her mom doesn't let her carry it around so she gave it to me to guard so her mom would know, Ah here it is!" Sara explained, rooting around in her knapsack before pulling a huge silver gilded sword that was taller that she was,

" Should I get out Constrictor? Winged Arrow?Or even Basher?" She asked,

"No,no Comet's enough." I replied,

"Then let's go," I said heading off to where they were,

(back with Jonathan)

"Gah! A-Abby! Get back!" Jonathan screeched, she had trapped the four of them in a corner and was closing in fast and if that wasn't bad enough she had also stolen Mugen, an obsessed fangirl with a very dangerous sword was not a good combo. Just as she was about to strike the final blow, something stopped her.

"Meghan!" The boys sighed in relief while Abby hissed and jumped back,

" Jonathan! What happened?" I asked,

" She just went psycho, like the time during that Anime convention, remember?" he answered, I nodded

"Hey Abby! Come at me I'm not a wuss like those guys, you can't beat me, so you better just give up." I taunted,receiving a hiss in return. She jumped slashing at me with Mugen which I blocked with Comet and knocked it out of her hand. When she was occupied with that I balled up my fist around the thing I took from my pocket and punched her.

"EAT THIS!" she flew across the room smashing into the wall, "Jonathan, remind me to never leave you guys alone again!" I shouted,

they nodded,"Um...What was that? Is she going to be okay?" Lavi asked,

" It was chocolate, when she gets like that give her some and she'll calm right down." I explained,

"Uhh... what happened?" a voice said from across the room,

I smiled,"She's going to be just fine,"

(in the parking lot )

" So I didn't get a chance earlier,but..." Lenalee started,

"?"

"What's with the sword and the other weapons?" she finished,

"Oh those!" I laughed," this is my broadsword, Comet!" I pointed to the sword I was now carrying,"Sara can you get the others out?"

she nodded pulling out the other three, laying them out side-by-side, everyone gathering around them.

"Alright, I'm only explaining this once so listen up This," I picked up the bow,"is Abby's weapon, Winged Arrow." Abby picked it up the bow and seat it over her shoulder, along with the quiver full of arrows.

"Next," I picked up the nun-chucks," is Jonathan's weapon, called Constrictor." He was handed his weapon and held it tightly

"Oh and lastly is mine!" Sara waved her hand and picked up her bat," I named him Basher," she swung the bat.

" Why are a couple of kids doing carring those kind of wepons?" Lenalee asked,

"Hmph, speak for yourself! You're barely older than us!" Jonathan snapped,

"Jonathan!" Abby snapped right back,

" No, they deserve an answer. Abby takes archery, Jonathan's in martial arts like the rest of us, Sara's in baseball, And me, mines for personal protection." I smirked,

" What's that!" Sara pointed to something glittering in the distance,

" ...What is that?UWAA?" four glowing things smashed into our weapons, making us drop them, the fifth thing smacked into Allen's head. The glow finally subsided, to reveal our weapons, but...they're different.

My sword now had a cross-shape hilt, and was engraved with glowing green tendrils in it. Jonathan's was connected by an incredibly long chain and part dagger at the end,Sara held a bat with sharpstakes in either side of it like a mace. And Abby's Bow was now shaped like a curved cross with a sight in the middle and the quiver was chained to the bow.

"W-What happened to our weapons?" I stammered looking mine's over in shock.

" Heh, looks like we found the runaway innocence." Lavi joked,

"EHH?" we all shouted,

"Oww~Timcanpy? Where have you been? Did you follow it here?"Allen said,

"That's not all that followed,"Abby said nervously," look!" she pointed,

A black cloud hung over the sky, Allen's eye activated and he shouted," Akuma!", "So let's see if you four can put that innocence to battle!" Lavi screamed as the first descended, "Ready~GO!" and the battle begun.


Strawberry-chan: Phew,that was hard work!

Meghan: Hey Strawberry-chan!

Strawberry-chan:Hmmm?

Meghan: What was up with the last ending A/N?

Sara: Yeah...what was up with that?

Strawberry-chan: Oh...that.*laughing* funny story...You see * name left out for his own protection(not from me)* had messed with some of my candy, changing my usual kind with a brand with a candy with a bug in it(ants), I was reading reviews whey I got a good look at the candy,I screamed, dropped the candy, fell back in my chair effectively throwing my snacks everywhere. Scared the hell out of me, that's what happened.

Everyone:*sweatdrop*...

Strawberry-chan: But don't worry I will be getting back at him for that, just have to find out how.

Everyone:err...*backs away*

Sara: This can't possibly end good...anyway people please would you be so kind as to pressing that button below and review please. Thank you^-^. Now all we have to do is stop her before she does something crazy*sweatdrop* *evil laughing*

Strawberry-chan:MUHAHA!

Sara:This is not going to be easy.