Thanks for the wonderful reviews! You all are awesome! Sorry it is taking me so long to update, I just have been trying to plan out my chapters more. So I read through the reviews and JacobFan had the idea of pranks being played on people. The pranks are going to mostly be between Leah and Jacob. You are on a role with the ideas. Thanks hun! Only two more chapters left after this one!
I do not own Twilight or the characters! The quote belongs to Mark Twain.
"The human race has only one effective weapon and that is laughter."~Mark Twain
Leah's POV
The pack was always at Sam's, eating him out of his own house. But I guess if Emily was dumb enough to keep cooking for them, they would keep coming around.
" Hey Lee and Jake. I just fixed some cookies, your favorite Leah," Emily said with a bright smile. I tried not to be annoyed by her happiness, but she just reminded me of a Wal-Mart smiley face. Her smile was permanent and I hated that.
" Hi and no I just ate," I replied. Jacob went right over to the cookie tray and grabbed five cookies.
" I guess he didn't eat huh," Emily asked.
" Yea." I was always short with Emily. Not that I meant to be…okay I meant to be short with her. What do you say to someone who stole the love of your life away? I mean there are many things I could say to her, but those things were beyond rude and inappropriate.
"I didn't know you two were here," Sam said walking out of the bedroom. I rolled my eyes and sat at the kitchen table. Paul and Embry were stuffing there faces with cookies. Embry had chocolate all over his face which made me giggle.
" Embry you eat like a child," I replied.
" Shut up Clearwater," Embry spat. I laughed again and grabbed a cookie for myself. They did look good and were making my mouth water a little bit.
" What do you think you are doing," Paul asked grabbing my hand.
" You have two seconds to remove yourself from my hand," I growled before attempting to snatch my hand away. Paul grabbed the plate with his free hand and ran outside.
" Hey asshole," Embry yelled out before running after Paul.
" Guess you have to bake another batch," Quil laughed. Emily shook her head and leaned towards Sam. Sam looked back and forth between me and Jacob.
" So, what do you two have up for today," Emily asked breaking the eerie silence.
" Nothing much," Jacob replied sitting next to me. Sam continued to stare at us and it was starting to piss me off.
" Well Sam is taking me fishing today. Hopefully we catch something," Emily replied throwing her arms around Sam's waist.
Maybe you will fall in. " Oh that's nice," I said with a fake smile.
I heard Jared chuckle from the living room.
" Well good luck Sam. I hear fishing is not going well for people. The fish just aren't biting," Jacob said.
" Oh it's just for fun. Something new for me and Emily to do," Sam stated. Emily was still smiling and I was getting annoyed. I really did despise people who constantly smiled like everything in life was perfect. No one's life is that fucking enjoyable.
" We should let you get to your fishing. I am hungry, we should go get something to eat," I said to Jacob.
" I thought you just ate. I can fix lunch. The boys just ate cookies but I have not fixed anything yet," Emily replied.
" I am a wolf, I get hungry a lot. We have food at my house. I don't want to put you through that trouble," I stated sarcastically. Sam sighed and I rolled my eyes at him.
" We will see you all later. Thanks for the cookies Em," Jacob said walking out behind me. There was no sign of Paul and Embry, they must have ran off into the woods.
" Emily was getting on your nerves huh," Jacob asked as he started the Rabbit.
" As always. Can we go to Port Angeles to eat. I hear they have some new place up there that is really good."
" Well let's go try it out," Jacob said speeding away from Sam's house.
"So since we have an hour drive, can you finish your reasons," I asked sweetly.
Jacob sighed. " You are seriously still stuck on that."
" Well yea and you said you would tell me a few."
" And that was what I did. I already told you a few," Jacob replied. I rubbed his bicep and talked as sweetly as I could.
" Please." I batted my eye lashes and Jacob smirked.
" Ok. Just stop looking at me like that. I like how you can prank the hell out of people."
I laughed at the many pranks I had pulled on the pack, especially Jacob.
" Give me the remote you idiot," I tried to snatch the remote from Jacob. He held it over his head and quickly moved it around so I couldn't get it.
" Getting a little upset huh," Jacob said with his infamous smirk. Sometimes I just wanted to smack that stupid ass smirk off his face.
" What do you think?" I put my hands on my hips and stomped to the recliner.
"Giving up already?"
I glared at Jacob and crossed my arms over my chest. Jacob smiled at me and kept staring at me.
" What are you looking at dip shit?"
" Oh nothing," Jacob laughed and turned his attention back to the television.
" Hey Lee have you seen my red pumps," My mother asked walking into the room.
" They are in my room. I wore them the other night," I said. My mother smiled at Jacob and headed up the steps.
"What are you doing wearing red pumps," Jacob asked laying back on the couch.
" Um I went out with a friend. What's it to you?"
" Who is this friend? Have I met her," Jacob questioned me.
" Who said it was a girl? And yes you all met him at Seth's birthday gathering two months a go."
" Hmmm. I don't remember," Jacob flipped through the channels.
" Can you at least stay on a channel long enough to figure out what's on," I asked sighing loudly.
" I know I don't want to watch it. So why would I stay on that channel,' Jacob continued to turn the channels at a fast pace.
" Ugh. Jacob would you please stop doing that," I asked annoyed. Jacob let out a chuckle and stopped on a sports channel. I preferred not to watch this either but it was better than watching the channels race by on the television.
Twenty minutes later I noticed Jacob had fallen asleep. I tip toed over to him and tried to slowly grabbed the remote. He mumbled something and tightened his grip on the remote. I reached for it again and Jacob's eyes slowly opened. I jumped back and tried to act like I was straightening the magazines on the coffee table. He eyes fluttered shut and he shifted on the couch. The remote was now in between his legs. Oh how convenient. There was no way I was going to reach for the remote now. I held in a laugh and went up to my room. I knew how I could retrieve the remote. I remember when I was little and I broke my leg, I had a grasper to help me reach things out my reach. It was a long stick with a clamp on the end, it would be a perfect way to get the remote.
I ran down the steps with my new weapon. I stood in front of Jacob and smiled like a kid in a candy store. He moved again and almost fell off the couch. I covered my mouth holding back a cackle that threatened to escape. I walked closer to him with the grasper in my hand. I stood there for a second waiting for the opportunity to steal the remote. Hmmm, I had a new idea in mind. I remembered earlier when Jacob scared my when I was coming out of the bathroom. I told him I would get him back and he didn't believe me. I giggled under my breath at my new found idea. I was going to get the remote alright. I eased the grasper closer to Jacob's um remote ( if you know what I mean). I pressed the clasp causing it to open. I got closer to Jacob's area and got a hold of him. I let the button go and the clasp closed shut on Jacob's penis. He jumped up and yelled out in pain. I let out a loud laugh as he snatched the grasper off and threw it to the side.
"What the fuck Lee," Jacob yelled. I couldn't stop laughing at his reaction. I slapped my knee and bent over.
" I just wanted the remote and it was in an odd spot."
Jacob mumbled something under his breath and sat back down on the couch. I was still snickering and he glared at me.
" It's not funny," he said.
" Yes it is and I can laugh at whatever I think is funny. Aww do you want some ice," I asked sitting next to him.
" Fuck you Leah."
I let out another laugh. " Told you I would get you back."
"Oh my gosh that was hilarious," I said laughing at the memory. "I bet you learned your lesson."
" Yea never leave the remote in an odd place or Leah will try to cut your dick off," Jacob replied shaking his head. " I could have killed you that day."
" Oh please. You liked me then, I could tell."
" And how is that?" Jacob raised a questioning eyebrow.
" Well if you didn't like me you would have killed me," I replied. Jacob hunched is shoulders and put his attention on the road.
" Oh remember that time when you all pranked me and I got you back? Good times, good times," I said.
" Now that one was not funny."
" Sure it wasn't."
" Oh come on Leah just let us play the game," Seth said in an irritated voice.
" Okay fine. But just know I am going to make your night a living hell now," I said stomping up to my room. I hated that my television was broken and I couldn't watch TV alone in my room. I could hear the pack downstairs laughing and having a good time. All I wanted to do was watch One Tree Hill. It was my newest addiction and I was trying to catch up on the episodes I had missed from previous seasons. I laid back on my bed and shut my eyes. Might as well go to sleep if I couldn't watch TV.
I woke up to something tickling my ear. I slapped it off, but it just kept tickling me. I opened my eyes and something was blocking my vision. Something slimy and nasty. I sat up and noticed my bed had worms crawling in it. I screamed and jumped out of the bed throwing worms off my body. I ran out of my room and downstairs.
" Okay who did it," I asked furious. The pack stared back at me with big eyes and everyone looked as though they were holding in laughter. Everyone pointed to Jacob and Jacob threw his hands up.
"Well damn, I thought we agreed not to tell," Jacob replied. I glared at him and pushed him back down on the couch.
" Sorry but it was funny. We are bored," Embry said.
" Yea and all the food is gone too," Paul stated.
" You ate it all," Quil hit Paul in the back of the head.
" Did you enjoy your present," Jared asked me.
" Shut up. But I would enjoy if you bastards got the little critters out of my bed."
Later that night
My bed was nice and clean now but I still did not want to lay in it. I could still feel the little twerps crawling on my. Eeek!
" Hey Lee where are your towels," Jacob asked from my doorway. Everyone had left and went home, except Jacob. He was always here as if he didn't have a home.
" You know the towels are in the closet next to the bathroom," I said looking through my draws for pajamas.
" Bitch." Jacob walked away.
" Fuck face," I yelled back.
When Jacob was in the shower, I thought hard about what I could do to get him back. An idea came to mind and I made my way down to the kitchen. I grabbed the biggest pot I could find and filled it with ice. I ran back up the steps and into the bathroom. Jacob was singing some obnoxious song. I flushed the stool and poured the ice into the shower.
" Ah! What the hell," Jacob ripped back the curtain. He had strawberry scented shampoo in his hair, my shampoo to be exact.
" Why are you using my shampoo," I asked. Jacob closed the curtain back and started singing again. I huffed and walked out of the bathroom.
" I hate you Black!"
" The feeling is mutual!"
" I really didn't hate you. I actually wanted to jump your bones that night," I said as Jacob sped down the highway.
"I know. I thought about sneaking up to your room that night."
" I wanted to freaking kick all of your asses that day. You know how I am about worms. I am glad that I got the rest of the pack back. I know they hated what I did to them."
" Ha! Now that was funny seeing them one around La Push completely naked," Jacob said.
" I don't think they ever found their clothes either."
" Man those are some funny times. But that's why I love being with you. You never let me get away with anything and I never let you get away with anything," Jacob said glancing over at me.
" Are you just trying to get in my pants?"
" Umm yea," Jacob smiled. " But I also meant what I said."
" I love your honesty," I said grabbing Jacob's hand.
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