7 hours of driving and getting lost later...
LUIGI: "Ugh, are we there yet, Cappy?!"
CAPPY: "Yep! We're here!"
LUIGI: "Oh, good, I was about to fall asleep there for a second!"
LUIGI: "Okay, no more Mr. Nice Luigi."
Luigi KICKS the door open, leading to a Nintendo office.
LUIGI: "Miyamoto..."
MIYAMOTO: "何?! (What?!)"
LUIGI: "Where's Mario? You HAVE to know where he is, TELL ME WHERE HE IS. TELL ME-"
MIYAMOTO: "落ち着け、ルイージ！私は何年もアイデアに燃え尽きてきました！スーパーマリオ オデッセイが存在するなんて奇跡です! (Calm down, Luigi! I've been burned out with ideas for years! It's a miracle that Super Mario Odyssey exists!)"
LUIGI: "You bring my brother back, or we're gonna have ro FIGHT FOR HIM!"
MIYAMOTO: "うわー、あなたの態度はコミュニティよりも悪いです! 踊りたい？私は踊ります。(Wow, your attitude is worse than the community! Wanna dance? I'LL DANCE.)"
LUIGI: "Um, o-on second thought, we can just talk this OOUUUTTT!!!"
Luigi was quickly punched by Miyamoto...
CAPPY: "LUIGI!"
LUIGI: "Cappy, after our 5-10 minutes together... I'll never forget it..."
Luigi disappeared into nothing, for some reason, what was I thinking when I wrote the original?!
S O M E O N E W A L K S T H R O U G H T H E D O O R . . .
CLONE: "*coughs and wheezes* I'm... b-back...!"
CAPPY: "That's not good. That's not good AT ALL. ...Wait, don't cut to the end of the chapter, don't leave everybody in suspense, NO-"