AN: fyi this chap is more in Caitlyn's pov

"Cait… Cait… hello Cait! Earth to Cait! Are you listening?!"

Looking up from her phone, Caitlyn made eye contact with Mel. She then mumbled before looking back down at her phone and texting away. "Hmm? Yes, I am listening, what is wrong?"

Mel didn't believe her as she stared at her friend suspiciously. "You know… you have been more distant recently…" she accused before her lips slowly crept into a smug smirk. "It is totally because of your sex buddy huh?"

Caitlyn's eyes snapped open as she immediately scoffed in annoyance. "She is not my fuck buddy Mel. We are dating now, meaning, she is my girlfriend."

"Yeah sure," rolling her eyes, Mel crossed her arms. "A girlfriend who I have yet to meet. When are you going to introduce me already? You have been seeing her for more than a week now but nothing! I still do not know her name let alone what she looks like!"

Brushing her off, Caitlyn set her phone down on the table. "And it will remain that way for as long as I can help it. You always hound my partners the moment you find out who they are! I do not need her to be scared off."

Scoffing at that remark, Mel pouted her lips. "I do not scare them off!"

Caitlyn shot her a look.

They both knew about Caitlyn's last girlfriend, albeit ten years ago, but one of the factors as to why they broke up was because of her friends. It was too much pressure for the poor girl. Dating someone from a noble family was already one thing and hanging out with friends who belonged in the same circle was too much for the poor thing.

"Okay fine, maybe it was partially my fault for doing a background check on her."

"You did what?!" Caitlyn deadpanned with a shocked face.

She coughed and quickly looked away. "Nothing."

"Mel…" Caitlyn glared at her but the moment she was about to interrogate her, one of the nurses stormed inside the break room.

"Doctor Kiramman, a patient just got admitted for having a foreign object stuck up their anus. It seems a little dire and we need your help!"

Caitlyn immediately groaned out loud. "Again?!" She stood up and made her way to the door, "What is it this time?"

"A Buzz Lightyear action figure."

Her face immediately scrunched. "I…" Letting out a sigh, she didn't know where to respond. "Lead the way."

Mel watched as Caitlyn left the room before noticing her phone. "Wait Cait your—" and then she was gone. "Phone…" sighing to herself, Mel picked up her phone before taking a curious glance. She debated it for a second before giving in. "Friends have the privilege of invading each other's space…"

Giggling to herself, she unlocked Caitlyn's phone and quickly came across a notification from a person named Violet, whom she didn't recognize.

"Oh…? So her name is Violet…"

Chuckling again, she opened the text messages, quickly coming across a sickeningly cute conversation before biting her lip. Then, her mischievous side took over and she decided to pull a prank on her friend. She quickly typed out a message, a favor in particular, hoping this 'Violet' would comply. The message read as the following…

To: Violet

Violet, I hate to ask this of you but I have a favor.

Of course, this 'she' was quick to respond.

a favor? sure, wassup cupcake?

"Cupcake?" Raising an eyebrow at that pen name, Mel chuckled deviously. "How cute…"

I just had another patient that well… had something stuck inside of them.

oh shit, dont tell me another one up the ass?

whud they "accidentally fall on" this time?

Mel immediately snorted at that reply before typing away.

An action figure.

ouch

Tell me about it.

hahaha

anywho

that favor

what can i do for ya?

Well… if it is not too much trouble I was hoping you could… bring me some lunch?

Cafeteria food is the last thing on my mind after… well, you know.

aahhhh

gotcha, say no more

anything u craving in particular?

I will leave it up to you if that is alright.

no prob

just giv me like… 2hrs

i'll be there asap

Wonderful, I will see you later then.

yup

cya

Biting her lip, Mel's sneaky plan was on its way. She safely secured Caitlyn's phone into her coat before patiently waiting. "Time to finally see who she has been royally fucking for the past few weeks."

It was thrilling really.

It was painfully obvious that Caitlyn was glowing and was more energetic than ever. She had been clearly happier recently and if she was 'the one' Mel genuinely wanted to know who this 'Violet' was. Who knows, she might even end up as Caitlyn's best woman one day, watching her walk down the aisle with this woman hand-in-hand.

And so… in due time, Mel made sure to hover around the entrance at the ER. She needed to be there at the reception to greet whoever Violet was before Caitlyn could see her. The only bad part was she had completely no idea who that could possibly be. There were a ton of patients and their families who were visiting so anyone holding a measly take-out bag was no help.

Mel muttered to herself as she eyed the people entering the lobby. "Hmm… who the hell was Cait's type again?" She glanced at Caitlyn's phone again, confirming that Violet had arrived and was on her way in. "What would a 'Violet' even look like? Hmm…"

She looked again and a woman walked in at that moment, catching her eyes. A woman that looked oddly out of place somehow and was a little fishy but in a different way compared to a suspicious person. Her red jacket and red hair stood out from the crowd and she was ridiculously attractive despite her scared face and piercings.

Specifically, very gay looking at that.

"No… that cannot be…"

The woman passed the takeout bag in her hand from her right to her left before pulling out her phone. She unlocked it and seemingly typed a text message. Then, when she presumingly sent the message, a notification made Caitlyn's phone buzz which was located in Mel's breast pocket. Mel raised an eyebrow before pulling it out and taking a look.

im here cupcake :3

where do u want me?

Mel's jaw dropped. "No way…" She moved from the reception counter and approached the dangerously hot woman. In no time, she was a few steps away from her before carefully asking out loud. "Miss Violet?"

The woman looked up from her phone. "Yes?"

Oh shit. This was real. Caitlyn's girlfriend was very much real. As Mel's thoughts ran off, she vaguely noticed a bruise on her tattooed neck. That was also a bite mark not too far away and everything about her marks screamed steamy sex. She was speechless at the thought of Caitlyn fucking the lights out of this woman when Violet gave her a look. She quickly cleared her voice before answering her untold question.

"My name is Mel Medarda, I am Caitlyn's friend. She was a little busy so she sent me to find you…" She led off while taking a good look at Violet's profile.

Very dandy.

Muscular.

Charming.

Handsome yet beautiful.

So this is Caitlyn's type? Finishing her head-to-toe look, Mel nodded in approval. "Perhaps you have heard of me?"

"Oh…" The disappointment in Violet's voice was very apparent and she visually looked like a sad puppy. Even Mel thought it was cute before Violet's voice spoke up softly, "Okay no worries…" She looked off to the side as if she was searching for Caitlyn. "Mel right? I've heard of you." She finally turned her attention back to her before offering her a hand, "Nice to meet you, the name's Violet Lane but I go by Vi."

That name struck some recognition. "The pleasure is mine, Vi," she shook back her hand, pleasantly surprised by her firm grip. "And pardon if I am wrong but have we perhaps met somewhere?"

Vi raised an eyebrow as if she was thinking before she let go of her hand and snapped her finger. "You said you were a Medarda right?" When Mel nodded, Vi continued her train of thought. "And your mom is Ambessa correct?" Mel nodded again and Vi smiled warmly. "I did a special commission for her last year." When Mel gave her a confused look, Vi added, "I'm a photographer you see. I don't know if you've seen that air balloon picture I took for her…?"

Mel thought back to her mother's art collection when a familiar image flashed through her memory. "Ah!" She repeated Vi's full name in her head before snapping her fingers, "Ah that is right, I recognize your name. My mother was quite pleased with that photo…" She eyed Vi up and down once again before smiling, "So you were the artist behind the lens? Quite remarkable work, I own a few of your works myself." She praised before silently connecting the dots, remembering that Caitlyn's favorite photographer was Violet Lane. Ahh… you sly dog.

Chuckling on that note, Vi grinned handsomely before rubbing her neck. "Thanks," she then held up the take-out she had brought for Caitlyn. "I should probably let you go now since you must be busy. Say hi to Caitlyn will me for you?"

Right. That was why she was her in the first place. Accepting the bag, Mel gave Vi a smile. "Will do, thanks for the trouble."

"Of course, anything for Caitlyn." Vi then winked before taking a step back, "Good luck with the rest of your shift. Hope all is well."

"Thank you, be safe Vi."

One wave later, Vi was out the door and Mel couldn't believe her eyes. She chuckled to herself before looking at the takeout bag in her hand. "Oh, Cait oh Cait… how dare you hide her from me?"

The rest of Caitlyn's day went on as usual. She successfully finished a few urgent operations. She checked up on her ongoing patients and luckily enough, everyone was recovering well. And, even if it was busy, the best part about her day was that her shift ended on time. However, she had not checked her phone since she was preoccupied with her patients the entire day. It wasn't until after she got home and took a nice relaxing bath that she remembered to check up on her notifications.

Meaning… Caitlyn had no idea about Vi's visit to the hospital.

When she finally picked up her phone, she noticed that something was off when she looked at her messages. She didn't remember Vi's last message being 'cya' so when she clicked on it, her eyes widened at a conversation she didn't remember having.

"What in the…"

She brought her phone closer to her face as she read the messages carefully.

"I— I did not…"

Gasping softly, it finally clicked.

"Mel… that was what she did with my phone!"

She quickly dialed Vi's number and brought her phone to her ear. She nervously wrapped her arm around her side, tapping her fingers along her ribcage before slowly pacing back and forth. She had to know what the hell Mel did to Vi and what she said to her! It rang twice before Vi picked up.

"Hello? Cait? What's up?"

Caitlyn should've thought about what to say before dialing her number because what came out of her mouth was the following: "Violet— those texts— I did not— did you— you came to my—" She immediately smacked her face in disbelief. What am I saying now?

Vi's chuckle tickled something inside of Caitlyn before she continued talking. "You alright there Cupcake?" There was a brief pause before she suddenly began talking in a panicked voice. "Wait— did you not like the lunch I gave you? Did you get an upset stomach?! Shit, I knew I should've gotten you something in Piltover."

She groaned out loud before scolding herself out loud. "Jericho's is amazing but not something that Pilties can handle. It is pretty different from your 'boujee' cuisine. Probably not as 'fresh' or whatever, I'm so sorry! Let me make it up to you!"

Suddenly realizing her mistake, Caitlyn stopped in her tracks and quickly interrupted her. "Oh— no! I am so sorry Vi, that was not what I meant. My friend, Mel, had my phone for most of the day, you see."

She could practically see the questionable face Vi had. "Uhuh…"

Taking a deep breath to calm herself, Caitlyn brushed away some hair from her face. "Meaning… I was not the one who texted you. Early today. With the whole lunch favor thing."

"Oh." A second passed before Vi spoke up gently, "So just to confirm, you didn't… eat the food I got you?"

"I did not." Caitlyn quickly confirmed with a frown on her face. "I did not even know you visited me."

"Oh…"

The disappointment in her voice was apparent and Caitlyn was worried that this may have put Vi off. Mel's jokes could be taken wrong depending on how one takes them and even if it actually happened only once in her life when they were in their teens, it worked. So, even if they were adults now, that didn't completely erase doubt or guarantee a positive outcome.

"That's uh… unfortunate. I was kinda hoping you got to enjoy the cheesy taco tater tots I bought for you."

Caitlyn's frown grew into a pout as she quickly interrupted. "I would love to eat cheesy taco tater tots!" She blinked, not knowing what that dish was before mumbling. "Whatever that may be of course…" Clearing her throat, she let out a breath before expanding. "And with you, together, you can take me out on a date sometime. How about that?"

Thankful, Vi's chuckle dispelled whatever doubt she may have had. "I would love to take you out on a date Cupcake."

"I apologize for Mel today Violet, she tends to be… playful."

"Oh don't worry about it, she was delightful. She's probably the type to be a lot to handle when she gets excited huh?"

"You have no idea…"

Vi chuckled again, sending a warm bubbling sensation down Caitlyn's stomach. "How was work today?"

Smiling softly, Caitlyn finally moved from the doorway and sat on her couch. "It was… productive to say the least."

Humming softly, Vi shifted in place which Caitlyn assumed to be possibly her bed. "You wanna talk about it?"

Caitlyn blinked. She earnestly thought about it for a second before biting her lip. After a second passed, she ended up walking toward her couch. "I appreciate the offer but I am okay today. Nothing wild happened today. Relatively great for once." She then sat down on the cushion before bringing her legs toward her chest and hugging them. "If anything, I would love to hear about your day."

"My day?" She chuckled before shifting in place again and her phone's mic brushed against the fabric of her mattress in the process. "Definitely not as interesting as yours."

"That is perfectly fine, I just want to hear your voice."

Vi let out a thoughtful hum this time as if she was retracing her steps. "Well, I woke up and loafed in bed for a bit."

She smiled warmly. "That sounds lovely."

"Uhuh… and then after that, had some cereal and a protein shake before hitting up the gym. Did some light exercises that were mostly cardio and endurance training."

That remark made Caitlyn chuckle softly. "You were serious about doing cardio?"

"Duhhh, obviously. When I head into the mountains for my next photo session, I wanna be ready to run from the next bear or freaking wolf even. Chu never know these days. It happened once so what's stopping it from happening again?" She joked in that clearly sleepy voice, a little deeper (and sexier) than usual.

"You okay there sleepy head?" Caitlyn poked in a bubbly yet flirtatious voice.

"Mmh… just a little. Cardio wears me down quicker than usual so I'm…" she let out a long yawn before continuing, "…pretty pooped out."

"Would you like me to hang up then?"

"No— no no no… I wanna hear your voice. It's so… nice and soothing. It makes me feel… safe and warm." Vi unknowingly confessed in her drowsy state.

Caitlyn's eyes widened ever so slightly as her cheeks grew warm. "I…" she paused to think before agreeing, "It makes me feel the same too. Were you in bed?"

"Mmhmmm… yes ma'am, was about to call it a night when you called me."

"Sorry… I did not mean to wake you."

"No worries. You're my girlfriend. You're allowed to bug me." She chuckled before shifting around again, "Are you in bed?"

"Not yet."

"Mmh… join me then. Hop in bed too and we can fall asleep together."

Caitlyn laughed at that as she slid off the couch and stood up. "Do not be silly, we live in different homes."

"Hey… it's the thought that counts…"

In no time, Caitlyn was in bed as well before she set down her phone on the pillow and got cozy. "I will have to admit, sleeping in the same bed as you is quite pleasant."

"Agreed… I enjoy sleeping with you and waking up next to you. My new favorite pastime to be honest."

"I will have to agree with you on that point. I enjoy your company whether it be in bed or not."

"Hahaha, what if we moved in together?"

Caitlyn chuckled as well. "Now that would be extremely fast. We have not even known each other for two weeks yet. We just started dating literally two days ago Vi."

"Mmh, I know but, not to be creepy or anything, the thought of living with you sounds like a dream."

"It does." Caitlyn quickly agreed at the sweet thought while feeling slightly embarrassed that she did, in fact, think about her life living with Vi a tad bit too soon as well.

Only a smidge.

"And then uh… let's see… where was I?"

"Cardio. You finished doing cardio and?"

"Ahh… yes… right… uhh…"

From there, Caitlyn had the pleasure of listening to a drowsy speaking, or rather mumbling, Violet. Her girlfriend had started rambling and they both forgot the reason behind the call. Caitlyn had a smile on her face the entire time and after a little more than an hour, Vi had stopped responding. She raised an eyebrow before softly speaking up.

"Vi?" She waited for a second before repeating herself. "Vi, are you awake darling?"

She could only hear soft snores in response.

Chuckling softly, Caitlyn pulled her blanket to her chest before whispering into her phone. "Goodnight Violet, sweet dreams."

xXx

It was a rare Sunday for Caitlyn. She had the day off but what made it different than her usual lazy and self-care routine was that her parents had invited her over for dinner. Since she hadn't seen them in a while, she accepted of course so after finishing some house chores such as cleaning, laundry, and grocery shopping, she made her way home.

Then, once Caitlyn was pulled up into the driveway and parked her car, the moment she stepped into the courtyard, she could hear distant barks. She quickly smiled before glancing ahead. That's when one of her beloved pups came running out of the dog shed off to the side of the mansion in no time. A smile tugged on her face as she chuckled before whistling and walking toward them.

"Archie, I am back, good boy!"

Archie barked energetically as his tail wagged back and forth heavily. Caitlyn was quick to get on her knee before petting his cute face.

"How are you?" Caitlyn cooed in a cute voice before making some kissy noises. "Did you miss me?"

The moment she finished her sentence, she got tackled by her other dogs.

"Oh—" Caitlyn fell over before laughing at their excitement. "Henry, what are you doing? Maverick, Winston, Alexander, come here!"

She was quickly buried underneath her lovely pups before a stern yet soft voice called out to her.

"Miss Caitlyn, you have arrived."

Dodged some slobbery kisses, Caitlyn jerked her head to the side to look at the source of the voice. "Good evening Sebastian, I am home. Where are mother and father?"

"They are inside waiting for you." He smiled before gesturing inside, "After you."

Caitlyn ended up playing with her dogs a little longer before pulling out her phone. She was surrounded by dogs nipping and nudging at her feet but she still somehow managed to get a pretty nice and cute photo of them with her in the center. Okay, she may have spent more time than intended taking photos but it was worth it in the end. She had to capture all of her dogs' cuteness after all! After kissing their noses and bidding them farewell, Caitlyn finally made her way inside.

Walking toward the dining hall, Caitlyn's eyes were fixated on her phone. She looked through the abundance of photos she just took before selecting a few that she thought looked the best. She then quickly clicked around and sent them to her girlfriend. As she waited for them to send, a little smile tugged on her lips before she almost ran into someone.

"Oh I am sorry—" she looked up from her phone to see a scolding look. "Oh— father, what are you doing here?"

"Young lady, what are you doing staring at your phone and walking around aimlessly?" Tobias reprimanded with a half-serious look. He then glanced down at her phone right when the photos finished sending.

Caitlyn's eyes snapped open and she quickly hid her photo as if she was some teen. "Nothing!" Her father gave her an even weirder look thanks to her reaction before she quickly cleared her throat and leaned in for a hug. "How are you father? Well, I hope."

After one quick squeeze, they parted and Tobias was skeptical of his daughter but choose not to comment on her behavior before moving on.

"As well as I can be Caitlyn," he then smiled before nodding toward the dining room. "I hope you are hungry, we made your favorite, Sheppard's Pie."

Caitlyn let out a happy hum. "Yes, I am famished."

Tobias smiled and after they made it to their dining room, Caitlyn saw her mom at the end of the table. She smiled softly before speaking up.

"Good evening mother, I hope I did not keep you waiting for too long?"

Cassandra looked up from her seat before smiling curtly. "Well, I had to send back the food to be heated up again." Caitlyn immediately winced slightly as she took a seat on her mother's left with her dad on her right. "But… I will let that go because you were most likely playing with the dogs."

Busted. Clearing her throat, Caitlyn gave her a small toothy grin. "I do not see them often so I could not help myself."

Her mother only chuckled softly while shaking her head. "You always have loved them." She stated before grabbing the cutlery. "Let us dig in now, shall we? I would prefer not to have Louis hear up the food again."

Laughing innocently at that comment, Caitlyn picked up her knife and fork as well. "Yes, of course."

Dinner went on as pleasantly as it could, catching up on each others' latest news and projects, and it wasn't until their house staff cleared the table and brought out a dessert that made Caitlyn almost regretted coming.

Just almost.

Clearing his throat lightly, Tobias glanced at his daughter before gently asking. "So…" he started cautiously before continuing, "Honey, we have heard that you… met someone?"

Caitlyn nearly choked on her water. Okay, well she did. She coughed a few times to clear her throat before swallowing deeply. Covering her mouth with a cloth napkin, she cleared her throat one last time before speaking up, "Pardon?" Oh shit— can they see my hickies? It has been about a week now so they should be faint?! She had to fight the urge to cover her neck with sheer willpower.

Tobias cleared his throat before dabbing his mouth and repeating. "We heard that you met someone." Caitlyn felt like she was sweating bullets when her father paused before adding the cherry on top. "At the cabin."

Her lips immediately thinned out into a flat smile as she cursed her friend in her mind. Mel you traitor! She couldn't lie to them. So… she took a sip of water to calm herself down before confirming, "Well yes… that is correct. I am in a relationship right now. We have been together for just about a week now."

Cassandra eyed her daughter carefully before remarking, "Who is this young lady? What is her profession?"

A knowing and painful grunt left her lips. "Her name is Violet Lane. She is a photographer."

Glancing up toward the chandelier, Cassandra thought for a second before recognition hit her. "Ah, is she perhaps the photographer you love?"

Caitlyn found herself blushing for some reason. "Yes, she is."

"Hmm… what a small world."

"..." Not sure on how to react, Caitlyn fiddled in her seat before an eyebrow raised. Now that she thought about it… Mel just found out about Vi not too long ago and she hadn't seen her parents yet so how exactly did they know? "How exactly did you find out about Violet again?" She looked at her father this time since he was the first to bring it up.

Tobias cleared his throat while avoiding eye contact. "Well… that is…"

The look on Caitlyn's face only deepened before Cassandra finished taking a sip of her tea and ripping off the bandage. "It was Jayce honey, he stopped by the other day and informed us about your situation."

An eyebrow twitched. So it was you Jayce!

"We were worried sick, Caitlyn. When we heard that you were stuck in the cabin due to the blizzard, we were not sure what to expect so imagine the shock when we heard that you were stuck and alone with a stranger?"

Caitlyn twitched slightly before shrinking in her seat a little. "I am sorry mother, I did not mean for that to happen. It just did and well…" she thought back to her time with Vi before smiling softly to herself. "I do not regret it."

Cassandra observed her with curious eyes before sipping her tea again. "Does she make you happy?"

The smile on Caitlyn's face grew into a wide grin. "More than ever."

Tobias couldn't help but smile as well at his daughter's happy face. "Is that who you were sending the dogs' photos to earlier? Your girlfriend? I knew it was a little strange for you to send photos of them to people. You looked very cute in that photo."

Caitlyn gasped slightly as if she had been betrayed. "Father!"

Her mother immediately laughed at that comment. "No wonder it took Caitlyn so long to join us for supper. Once she starts taking photos, she will not stop until she gets the perfect one."

"Mother! Not you too!"

What was wrong with taking photos of her cute pups! For one, she didn't see them that often, and two, it wasn't her fault that she sort of sucked at taking photos too so it took her a while to get a good picture. Her parents started chuckling before sparing each other that look and Caitlyn found herself pouting. At least until her phone went off, saving her from further embarrassment.

It was a text from Vi.

Violet:

holy shit… thats alot of dogs…

theyre all german shepards and dobermans to?!

should i run?

Caitlyn was quick to forget about her parents as a curl on her lips grew. She pulled up her phone to send her a quick text back.

Oh, you are being silly.

They are the cutest and most wonderful dogs you will ever meet.

I will introduce you to them later.

I promise they will love you.

i dont know cupcake…

they strike me as the kind to bite

and if theyre anything like their mom, idk if i'll ever be able to recover

Biting her lip at that notion, Caitlyn remembered the picture of Vi's neck she had sent her last night. While her bite marks may have healed, Vi's were still pretty prominent.

I will make sure none of them bite you.

Since that job is already taken.

Caitlyn could practically see Vi's cheeks turning red up until her ears. As a giggly smile crept up on her face, she failed to notice her parents observing her bubbly state before her mother cleared her throat. Caitlyn immediately twitched before putting away her phone.

"Ahem, no phones at the table dear."

Her cheeks grew warm knowing her mom caught her flirting away like a starstruck teen on the phone. She quickly became shy in her seat and straightened up before giving her parents an awkward smile.

"Sorry, I will be careful."

Her dad gave her an awkward smile and Caitlyn wanted to hide underneath the table. What made her situation even worse was when they chuckled before leaning toward each other and whispering. She wanted to know what they were saying but at the same time, it was the last thing she wanted to find out. As she tried to brush away her embarrassment, she could only wonder how they would react if they ever met Vi in person.

Wait. Meet her girlfriend in person? But they have only been dating for a few days! Why was her brain thinking of introducing Vi to her parents as if she was 'the one' so early?! But then why did she also think about how much her parents would love Vi?

Love?

Love.

Love?

Oh shit. She cannot be—

"Caitlyn? Dear, is something the matter?"

Praying that her cheeks and ears weren't red, Caitlyn cooly cleared her throat before closing her eyes and taking a small bite of dessert. She finished her bite before calmly answering, "No mother, I am alright."

Cassandra held this look as if she was reading right through her daughter. But, thankfully for Caitlyn, even if she did notice her strange behavior, she choose not to comment on it before striking up another conversation with her husband. The rest of Caitlyn's day carried on as usual and by the time she was in bed and tucked beneath her blanket, she was tossing around restlessly. She turned onto her right side, trying to push out the odd tension in her body before turning around and laying on her left side. After a moment, she let out a deep sigh before turning onto her back.

"I cannot stop thinking about it even though I am not thinking about it."

Groaning to herself, Caitlyn pulled her blanket over her face.

"Calm down Caitlyn Kiramman… you are not a U-Haul lesbian… you are not…"

AN: dun dun dunnnn, or is she?

lmfao, apparently u-haul lesbian is an actual thing, how did i not know until now?! the amount of stories i could hav written to this stereotype LOL