Chapter Five
Author's Notes: Hey it's me again, so this chapter will tell you what the monsters of Claremont are so be shocked or not. Here we go chapter 5.
Disclaimer: I don't own 6teen, Stoked, Holes, Sly Cooper, or Star Wars. They belong to their respective owners.
It was already nighttime in Claremont, a little bit before midnight. Everyone was in bed, well almost everyone. Darth and Julie had to work overtime, so with just a quarter till midnight, they closed their respective stores and started heading out of the mall towards their homes. "Phew, it's really creepy out here," Julie said. "It's a good thing we brought our guns out here," Darth replied, "just in case, 'they' show up." They took out their guns and started heading out to their homes, until they heard a really loud and creepy sound. It was a wolf howling at the full moon, and it sounded like it was really close. Both nerds stopped and they were looking to see where the noise was coming from. They turned around, and in horror, they found the source of the noise. The source was 13 red-eyed, wolf-like monsters towering at like 6 to 7 feet tall, and they were barring their huge, scary, humongous, sharp teeth. "Uh, Darth," Julie began, "are those the 'bears' from that night a few weeks back?" "I b-believe so," Darth said shaking with fear. "What should we do?" Julie asked shaking with fear and holding her gun. "I say RUN AND SHOOT," Darth yelled running for his life and shooting at the "bears." Julie went after him doing the same thing, and the "bears" just ran after them trying to maul the nerds while they were being pelted with bullets.
Darth and Julie ran to the bridge and began crossing it, the "bears" doing the same. When they got half-way on the bridge, mysterious figures were coming towards them going the opposite direction of the nerds and "bears." The nerds and the "bears" stopped in fear or rage. The mysterious figures were 13 red-eyed, bat-like monsters, with bat-like wings, human-like physiques, and two fangs. They barred their fangs and Julie said, "I think those were the 'eagles' from that other night a few weeks back." "Y-your right," Darth said in fear, "TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!" And with that the nerds went straight for the "eagles" shooting at them with their guns. The "eagles" just ran towards them and some went past the nerds and went straight for the "bears," the rest of the "eagles" just grabbed the nerds and pinned them down with brisk force. The "bears" and "eagles" were fighting each other, trying to kill each other. The nerds were trying to break free of the "eagles'" grasps until Darth used his guns and started shooting at the "eagle" that pinned him down; soon he broke free while the "eagle" was screaming in pain. "OWWWW!" It said, "WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT FOR DUDE! WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A GUN!" Then Darth shot at the "eagle" that was holding Julie, and she broke free while the "eagle" was screaming in pain. "WHAT THE CRAP!" It said, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR, YOU BROKE ONE OF MY NAILS!" Soon, the nerds ran to Sunset Island and they almost made it until one of the "bears" pinned both of them down. "I think this calls for another evasive action," Darth said. He then got out his cell phone and began calling for help. "Help! This is Darth Mall, we need help and pronto," he began, "come to the bridge that leads to the main land and help us out!" He put away his cell phone and then the "bear" began starting to maul the nerds until-.
"FREEZE BASTARDS!" A robotic figure said out in the distance.
The "bear" stopped to look at the figure that was telling it to freeze. It had a laser gun of some sort, and it was a robot; actually it was a battle droid from the Star Wars movies. Soon more battle droids and even clone troopers came in to help assist the battle droid and the nerds. "FIRE!" The first battle droid said. "ROGER ROGER!" The other battle droids said. Then they started firing their laser guns, even the clone troopers as well, at the "bears" and "eagles," and the "bear" that was holding Darth and Julie got hit, broke its grip on the nerds, and started screaming in agony. The "eagles" fled to the main land, and all but one "bear" followed suit. That lone "bear" got pelted with too many laser bullets, so much that it actually collapsed on the ground wheezing in pain.
The nerds gave a sigh of relief and went to the battle droids and clone troopers. "Thank you, comrades," Darth said doing sci-fi gestures, "who knows what would happen if those monsters killed us." "Yes sir, all the more reason to help," one clone trooper said. "Well now they left, and hopefully they will leave us alone. Let's go home," Darth replied, "but first, I want to see what these monsters are since we have one of the 'bears' lying in front of us." "Well, let's go see for ourselves," Julie said.
They went over to the "bear" that was lying on the ground and one of the battle droids shined a flashlight on it. The nerds couldn't believe what they saw. "D-Darth," Julie panicked, "that is a-a-a-a w-w-wer-were- WEREWOLF!" Yep, Julie was right. Lying in front of them was a big buff werewolf with razor sharp teeth, blood red eyes, and a hairstyle that almost resembles Ripper's. They stared at the unconscious werewolf in shock. "I can't believe it," Darth said. "Can't believe what sir?" A clone trooper said. "That the 'bears' we keep seeing are actually werewolves," Darth replied back. "And is that bad sir?" "Yes it is. Werewolves are big huge and scary creatures. Meet just one and it will try to maul you. If it scratches you, you become a werewolf as well. Every night when there is a full moon, the werewolf must change to wolf form, it has no other choice. Man, I can't believe that we have werewolves in Claremont." "But Darth, what about the 'eagles' we keep seeing?" Julie asked. "Well, according to my calculations if there are werewolves and the 'eagles' keep attacking the werewolves, then those, OH CRAP!" Darth shouted and began shivering again, "then those 'eagles' are the natural enemies of werewolves." Then Darth shivered with fear as he said the last part. "V-V-VAMPIRES!" "Are you serious?" Julie asked in shock, "so we have vampires here as well?" "Yep, we do," Darth said with disappointment. "Sir, what are these vampires you speak of?" The clone trooper asked. "Vampires are evil, soulless, bloodthirsty creatures," Darth explained, "they look human and beautiful, but deep down they're monsters just waiting to suck your blood. They hate the Sun, they hate garlic, and they hate holy water, and they like to suck blood from any helpless human. If your blood gets sucked dry by a vampire, you become a vampire as well. They get to turn into a bat and fly around, and they're very protective with their mates. Basically, they're just as bad as werewolves and I can't believe that we have vampires and werewolves in Claremont." "So what are we going to do sir?" the clone trooper asked. "Oh I'll tell you what we're going to do," Darth said authoritatively, "we are going to kick their asses, we're gonna find where these vampires and werewolves live, and we're gonna kill them before they kill us, we're gonna become SLAYERS." After that Raining Blood by Slayer is heard and Darth wanted to find where the noise was coming from; he found Julie playing the song on her ipod. "Julie turn that off, please," he pleaded. "OK!" Julie retorted and she turned off her ipod. "So how are we going to do that sir?" The clone trooper asked. "How are we going to do it?" Darth said, "I'll tell you that too. We need holy water, garlic, and lots and lots of pointed stakes so we can kill the vampires, oh and wooden bullets for sniper guns and other types of guns. And maybe an expert slayer. To kill the werewolves we need silver stakes, silver bullets, silver coins, anything pure silver; no zinc, gold, or copper, just silver." "OK sir," the clone trooper said, "we will get those right away sir."
Just then the fallen werewolf got up, rejoined with the other werewolves and the vampires, and they started heading towards the nerds, clone troopers, and battle droids. "EVERYONE, RUN TO THE HILLLLLLS!" Darth sang in an Iron Maiden tone, and they ran to the Residential district while shooting at the vampires and werewolves. They went to the hiking trails, got on the west trail, and once they reached the end of that trail they headed south to the plateau. A rock beside the plateau opened up revealing a door and the nerds opened the door while the clone troopers and battle droids fought the vampires and werewolves with some of the droids and troopers getting mauled and getting killed. Then the nerds, battle droids, and clone troopers went into the plateau and closed the door before the vampires or werewolves got inside, too. The vampires then fled the plateau area with the werewolves chasing after them. Inside the plateau, Darth, Julie, and the Star Wars characters were rejoicing about the victory. "Yes we did it," Darth rejoiced, "now let's get the supplies we need and an expert slayer so we can kill those dogs and bloodsuckers." "Yes sir," one clone trooper said.
The werewolves and vampires found each other in the Residential district and they resumed fighting, so they can try and kill each other. They were yelling and hissing and howling in the neighborhood, it was so loud that they woke up some people in the neighborhood, including Johnny. Johnny woke up from his sexual dreams of Emma and was kind of annoyed. He wanted to know where that was coming from, so he opened his window and he was really shocked at what he saw. He saw one of the werewolves fighting one of the vampires across the street from his home. Johnny couldn't believe what he was seeing, a vampire and a werewolf, he must be going insane; and he thought that Claremont would cure his insanity, well guess he thought wrong. NO, guess his father thought wrong. He was fascinated with the sight of two very unusual creatures fighting each other here in Claremont, and he wanted to learn more. Just then the werewolf retreated after being brutally creamed by the vampire, and just headed out of the neighborhood. The vampire watched it go while it was under a lamppost, so Johnny could make out who the vampire is. He was shocked to learn that the vampire looked like Emma, it was like unbelievable to him. Just then, the vampire turned its head toward Johnny and he was even more surprised to learn that the vampire's face resembled Emma a lot, and he began to think that maybe Emma is a vampire. Soon, the Emma vampire flew away and Johnny just stared at the road and then he rolled his eyes, muttered something again, and went back to sleep, dreaming about Emma again, but as a vampire.
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