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Chapter 6: White Robe

Disclaimer: I'll own twilight when Mr McCarthy stops loving maths....and when Saaman does....NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! I also do not own any of the songs in this chapter. Oh, and Saaman is pronounced Sar-man.

This story is not beta edited, so sorry for any typos and mistakes.

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Wesley's POV

"NO! No way!" Yelled Bella.

"Oh, come on! It's just like them video games, init! And I'm great at them!" I yelled back.

"How do you define 'great'?" She asked, arching an eyebrow.

"Well......I mean I crash a few times but that's it! Come on! It'll be real! I don't wanna just play the games anymore! A real road, a real car and me really behind the wheel,"

"Yeah, where you can get us REALLY KILLED!" She screamed the last words, it was enough even for me to have to put my hands over my ears and I was known for being good with loud noises.

"First, I won't let get killed, have trust, init. Second, WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO SCREAM LIKE THAT!" I said with my hands still over my ears.

"Oh, I can scream louder. Do you want me to do that?" she said with a smug grin.

"No don't!" Called Mr Ward from where he was seated in front of the stage, "That was very good guys, I actually thought it was real!"

"Oh, it was. It happened about....2 weeks ago. Instead it ended in Bella being gagged and thrown into the car...which reminds me, I must put that on YouTube..." said Jez, trailing off at the end.

What he left out was that Bella also smashed my new car, after painting it a wonderful colour of Barbie pink. Note the sarcasism.

Evil girl, we really needed to stop her from spending time with Claudine and Uma.

"I don't even want to know," Mr Ward stressed the word 'want', meaning he did want to know, but he also wanted to get the next group up onto the stage, "Right, since you so kindly explained to us. Jez, you're next. I want you to say a couple of lines to trigger a story," he finished.

Without saying a word Jez passed us - just sitting down - and jumped up onto the stage.

"I said to myself, Jez, there's only four things you know about painting; the names of four painters: Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo.....the party dude," he finished as we laughed.

I caught Shiraz giving us 'The Look' which we all understood - us Woods at least.

"TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" We yelled, spurring another round of laughter from the rest of the class....except the Cullens.

I think we've established that they're weird.

Coming from you Wesley! Pot meet kettle.

Erm, this isn't Bella's head little voice, wrong head.

Oh, sorry! BELLA!

Bella was right, that voice really does get everywhere.

"Okay, the bell's going to go in about ten minutes. So, until then I want Alice, Rosalie, Claudine and Bella up onto the stage. I want you to make up a song that would summarise what's happening. When you're ready," Mr W finished as all four girls went on stage.

"They are in trouble," mutter Uma beside me, there was no doubt she was talking about Alice and Rosalie and, they were.

Ooh, Ooh,

There is no short cut to a dream

But I am not afraid

I'll take it all the way

I'm gonna give more than it takes

Work harder than the rest

'Til I'm the very best

Sang Rosalie and I had to admit, she was good. Looks and talent, figures.

Oh,

You think you got it all figured out

You think you're so damn cool

What's that all about?

But I got mine, just watch this space, yeah

You just wait!

Claudine fired back. It didn't surprise me; it wasn't a secret that Claudine hated them. You would have thought Bella was the one who would have hated them the most, but she didn't. Hell, I don't even think she hates them! She really is one weird girl.

Hold up a mirror

You should see yourself

You think you're so much better than everybody else

But I got time, just watch this space, yeah,

You just wait.

What surprised me most was not the fact that Bella had made that up on the spot, she was good at that sort of thing – so was Claudine for that matter – but the fact that she had come up with something that was as nasty as Claudine's. Well, nasty wasn't the word but it was the closest that I could come up with. I suppose she did it so it would fit with Claudine's verse, or she might have just been letting her feelings loose, you never knew with Bella, she hid it so well.

There's something deep inside my heart

Burns with a thousand fires

So and endless

My desire

I see a future shine so bright

Beyond the finish line

I'm gonna make it mine

Alice's voice was one of ease, but you could tell by looking at her face that she was hurt by what Claudine and Bella had said…well, sang. I couldn't help but feel sorry for her, she didn't look bad. From what I had seen in the day so far, was that Bella tried not to look at any of them, Edward and Rosalie in particular. I didn't know why, but I was going to find out tonight.

Oh

You think you got it all figured out

You think so damn special

What's that all about?

But I've got mine, yeah, watch this space

You just wait.

Claudine was showing no mercy, flinging insults left, right and centre. Though whilst they were subtle, it was still clear that they were insults. One look at the Cullens faces told me that they heard the meaning behind them. Claudine was known for being nasty and well, bitchy when someone hurt her family, physically or emotionally. I almost felt sorry for them. Almost.

Hold up a mirror you should see yourself

You think that you won't stumble like everybody else

But I've got time, just watch this space, yeah

You just wait

At this point both sets of girls walked up to each other on the stage, and it become a sing-off between Rosalie and Claudine. I already knew who was going to win.

Claudine.

Rosalie: You bring your best

Claudine: I'll be one step ahead

Rosalie: No tears will fall

Claudine: You'll be falling instead

Alice and Bella: Oh, you just wait!

Rosalie: I'm not afraid

Claudine: And I'm not backing down

Rosalie:Shock of your life

Claudine: That's what's coming around

All: Oh, you just wait

Wait

Wait

Wait

Oh, you just wait !

"Sir, not that that wasn't fun but what does it have to do with drama?" Uma asked the question that I knew everyone was thinking.

Well, I didn't know they were thinking it, I just knew that I was.

"To answer your question, Uma. That was musical theatre, so therefore it is drama. Plus, Mr Cunningham's been telling me about how well you all sing so I just wanted to know. That reminds me, do you have music today?" Explained Mr Ward.

Mr Cunningham was our music teacher; he was one of the funniest teachers here, but also one of the scariest when angry.

"Yeah, we have it next actually. Why?" Asked Emily Keen in her normal Jordi accent [For those of you who don't know, 'Jordi's are from Newcastle, I think. No offence to anyone from there, I actually do have a girl in my class who is from there and we call her that, and she doesn't mind, it's an on-running joke. My real music teacher always makes fun of her].

"I thought I might drop in to just observe the talent. And since I'm not teaching next period I might just come along with you lot," said Mr Ward as the first bell rang signalling the end of class.

"Mr Cunningham owes you money again doesn't he," I said with a raised eyebrow. It wasn't a question, more like a statement.

"Right, let's go. That's a very nice coat Bella, where did you get it from?" He said, changing the subject whilst trying to dodge the question.

"How much does he owe you? Oh, and it's from River Island [one of my favourite shops =D] ", said Bella, there was no way in hell she would fall for that.

"£10," was his reply.

It took us a total of 5 minutes to reach the music room. When we walked in we found Mr Cunningham in a very interesting conversation with Saaman Zargabashi [This second name is real and I mean no offence by it], it seemed that they were talking about Guy Forks' death.

It was rather random but those two are like that.

"Right, before we start I just wanted to share with you something that I was just discussing with Saaman," Mr Cunningham said as he turned towards the class, not noticing Mr Ward in amongst us, "When Guy Forks tried to blow up the King he was executed. Painfully, I might add. However, nowadays, what would happen to you if you tried to blow up the Queen or King? You'd get an ASBO. 'Don't try to blow him/her up again, 'cos it's very naughty'," he finished whilst wagging his finger at us.

This of course made us laugh, but who wouldn't at that? [My music teacher actually said that, but I can't remember how Guy died and it's WAY too gruesome for me to want to put it on here].

"Right enough of that. I don't really have a lesson planned for today and since we have some new students, hello," – he waved at the Cullens – "I'm just going to let you show off your voices. I want Claudine and Bella up here," he finished as Bella and Claudine got up and stood in front of the microphone. "What have you got for us today girls?" Asked Mr C like he was a children's TV presenter.

"Um, a song?" Answered Bella, though it came out more of a question.

"What's it called?" Still with the TV voice.

"White Robe," answered Claudine, "Just wing it," she added to Bella so low that only vampires could hear it.

Oh, this should be good.

Feeling ugly, looking pretty
Yellow ribbons, black graffiti
Word is written, bond is broken
No big secret left unspoken
Sun is painted in the corner
But it's never getting warmer
All the lies they keep on selling
But you never check the spelling

BPOV

I didn't know if they'd noticed but this song was about the Cullens. It may have not been clear but if they listened closely, they'd figure it out. By 'they', I mean the Cullens and my family. Claudine knew of course, but she knew the whole story about the Cullens, so she would have.

Flying bullets
Hit the targets
Wings and halos
5 to 7
In this white robe
Through the darkness
Paragliding
Back to heaven

Flying bullets
Hit the targets
Wings and halos
5 to 7
In this white robe
Through the darkness
Paragliding
Back to heaven

As Claudine sang, I saw comprehension dawn on Alice's face, followed by Jasper, then Emmett and then Edward. Rosalie didn't seem to be interested in what the lyrics were saying. It seemed like she was more interested in the way we were singing. I'm sure I saw her mouth to Alice 'Do they have a slight Russian accent?', and it was true. We did sing with a Russian accent, I don't know why. Claudine says it's something in the bloodline, but I didn't care, I liked it.

Time is running we are sitting
Back together just for splitting
You are crying in the corner
Always next and never former
Open up and let me hear it
Former Body, future spirit
Brain is useless, chair is rocking
Open doors for dead man walking

Yes, this verse was about death. I felt like I was dying, maybe not on the outside but on the inside. I was once told to sing about what I know, and I knew about pain, so most of the songs involved just that. Pain.

Flying bullets
Hit the targets
Wings and halos
5 to 7
In this white robe
Through the darkness
Paragliding
Back to heaven

Flying bullets
Hit the targets
Wings and halos
5 to 7
In this white robe
Through the darkness
Paragliding
Back to heaven

The last note hung in the air, echoing around the almost empty room. Apart from the class and the teachers, and some equipment there really was nothing in here. That, of course, helped the song sound more realistic.

It seemed like hours before the clapping started, when in fact it had only been a minute or so.

"That was...really good," commented Mr Cunningham in shock.

Mr Ward just sat there with his eyes wide open, staring off into space. It surely hadn't shocked him that much had it? It couldn't have, he'd heard us singing before.

But he hasn't with the Russian accents. It does tend to shock people.

Oh, not you again! Go back to Wesley!

Oh gee, I feel so loved.

"Um...Mr Ward? Hello? You in there?" asked Jez, waving his hand in front of Mr Ward's face, banging on his head occasionally, "I think you've killed him," he stated as he carried on trying to bring Mr Ward back to reality, but to no avail.

"Well, that's not so bad. It means I get to keep my £10!" Mr C exclaimed as he jumped up and down, kissing the £10 note that I hadn't noticed he'd got out.

"I'll have it!" Emmett said for what I was sure was first time today..well, that I was aware of.

"Err..no," Mr Cunningham dead-panned, "but you can sing next whilst we wait for Mr Ward to be revived or whilst we start planning his funeral. You can either go up by yourself or you can pick someone to go up with you, either way, just show off your voice."

"I pick Jazz! But what about the song?"

"The Wood's will pick it for you, they know more about picking songs than I am."

Simultaneously all us Woods looked at each other with the same hint of mischief in out eyes.

Oh, we were going to have some fun.

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Right, first off I have to say a MASSIVE sorry for not updating sooner, and I do have some reasons, but lets just let you judge if they are reasonable excuses for why I haven't updated in ages.

Reason 1: School. Whilst my school is winding down for the summer, they are still giving out homework by the stack load. I haven't had much in the year but now I'm getting flooded in it. Also, I do tend to write at school and save it to the school system and since I can't e-mail my normal e-mail account from school (FF's blocked) I have to e-mail my school acount from myself. Now, most of the time I forget to e-mail it to myself or forget my password and have to aska teacher to reset it.

Reason 2: Just plain life. Believe it or not, I do have a life that is more important than , and even though I want to update it gets shoved t the bottom of the pile.

Reason 3: Writers block.

That's about it really and if you're still reading this now then you're my new favourite person.

I want to thank Samantha Rennay for nagging me about updating this story, I probably wouldn't have posted today if she hadn't been pestering me, lol.

Go check out her stories -

Off to War - BxE married young,E decides to go to war leaving bella & Kids? How does Bella cope? And who is that familiar face? "Edward? Is that-is that you. I thought, I thought you were d-dead?" A/H in early Chapters. Please R&R: Romance/Humor/Angst!

http://www (dot) fanfiction (dot) net/s/5643822/1/Off_to_War (minus spaces)

You Remind Me - B.S truck brakes down,w/ no cell phone all there's left to do is go look for what if the help she finds,doesn't let her go? "You remind me of my wife!"-"Please Sir,it was a mistake.I think I should go!"-"Nope,your mine" Try it out,you'll like it!

http://www (dot) fanfiction (dot) net/s/5929805/1/You_Remind_Me

Anyway, I hoped you liked this chapter and don't forget to review!

Geddy xx