Just thought I should say this...
Treasure (the pirate-themed one) was posted as a separate story because... it broke the oneshot barrier, descended into crack, and isn't so much ItaHina as it is Akatsuki humor/action-adventure.
If you think it's still worth reading, the story link is on my profile.
Warnings though: it's still ongoing. After you read it, you just might add me to the roster of idiots that you know (you have my consent to do it too).
That's all.