EdPOV

I walked into lunch with Bella and Alice. Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie sitting were sitting with us as well. I was mindlessly thinking through the hum of voices in my head, when Alice's vision came. It was the principal, he was just walking around. Then he bends down and finds fabric.

"Oh God!" Alice gasped in horror.

"What?" Jasper asked his eyes widening as his entire body tensed up.

I roamed her vision, laughing when I saw what happened. "That stinks Alice! You're usually so good at not getting caught."

"But he won't know it was you specifically, right?" Jasper asked.

"I don't want the principal to have my thong!" Alice said louder than necessary.

"What!" Bella gasped as she started choking on the food she was eating.

Great! I didn't want Bella to know about my perverted siblings. I growled under my breath. I looked at Bella trying to figure out how to explain.

"You guys did it in the principal's office!" she was still coughing but managed to speak.

Alice nodded with a smile. I looked at her annoyed.

"Don't worry Bella I'll explain everything!" Emmett cheered turning away from Rosalie to face Bella.

"No Emmett", I threatened. Nothing in his head was ever needed to be said out loud.

"So we all made this bet you see. Really quite simple. I don't see why Edward insists on keeping you clueless you already know we're vampires. Honestly how many more surprises―"

"Emmett the bet", Rosalie sighed.

I would much rather Emmett stay off topic. I looked at him trying to beg him to stop.

"Oh yeah! So we all bet our cars on who can have the riskiest sex."

"Oh... Is it a vampire thing?" Bella asked casual.

"No. It's a disturbingly immature thing, because they can't find anything better to do with their immortal lives", I mumbled.

"Who's winning?" she asked ignoring me.

"It's a tie", I said silencing all four of my siblings thoughts who thought they were winning.

"So what's the score?" she asked still curious.

"One-one I guess", Rosalie said.

"Where did you guys... do it?" she asked holding her breath.

"Bio room", Emmett winked.

"What! With other people in there?" Emmett nodded. "That's a lie. I don't believe you."

"Oh god. Emmett stop!" I begged.

"Well I had it more than Rosalie. She just helped me out", Emmett laughed.

"Oh", Bella said turning red and turning away.

"Helped? Really Emmett? I did all the work!" Rosalie laughed.

"Enough of this!" I begged.

There was no point in getting Bella involved. She didn't need her mind to be polluted with how disturbing my family was.

"He found them", Alice mumbled.

I searched around for the principal's thoughts. Just a little curious. He was confused more than disturbed. Some lace black thong ripped on his floor. Someone knocked on the door and he put Alice's thong in his pocket. I started hysterically laughing.

"That isn't funny. His wife is going to find them and divorce him. I just ruined his life", Alice was ready to cry if she could.

"Why don't you just get it back?" Rosalie said really not caring but not wanting to deal with Alice.

"Come on Jasper. You need to help me. This is your fault", she said pulling his arm.

I grabbed his arm back. "Honestly Alice, you'll end up getting caught if both of you are there."

"Fine. You're right", she said walking off.

I stayed in the principal's head trying to figure out how she was possibly going to accomplish this without him getting suspicious. He was sitting in his office on the computer dealing with something. Then he got a call saying to go to the main office because of a situation. He got up and walked out the office. Just as he went down the stairs Alice was walking up. He didn't notice when she pulled the fabric out of his pocket. It almost seemed too easy. The principal barely noticed Alice at all. She skipped her way back and soon she was back sitting next to us. Her vision gone. She was now happy again.

"So I don't like this whole point system!" Rosalie said crossing her arms.

"Why don't we get someone else to decide who's winning?" Jasper said.

"Like Bella", Emmett grinned.

"No", I shook my head. When the bell rang I got up and pulled Bella with me.