So i wrote this in like 15 minuites?

Are you fuckin proud? im thinkin i am.

vampires-pen ohhh man thats sweet! :D i feel honoured. i gotta go find it now.

x-FruitySkittles-x heh, freaken right :)

roughdiamond5 its okaayy, i luv you anyway. but they are some pretty sweet pics :P

imaginary-w3rewolves That is for sure ;D

Akatsuki Child lol, me too :D

As you know, Darren has had more than his share of OH SHIT moments throughout his life. For example, saving his BFF's ass and becoming a Vampire, only to get betrayed. And that wolfman incident. Having a girlfriend then leaving in the middle of the night. Failing the Trials of Death. Getting his friends stuck in a deserted valley in the bowels of the ski resort. Almost failing Christmas completely. Forgetting to rehearse the godforsaken spider wedding. But now being stuck on one continent, with his pack of beasts on their way to another was definitely the top of the list. Not to mention he was completely devoid of a passport, so he couldn't even hop the next plane to Florida.

Calmdowncalmdowncalmdown! he screamed inwardly as he hyperventilated and clutched his only remaining posession, the stolen WD40. He hadn't evem gotten back in time to free Seba, and the abscence of his chair meant it must still be attached to his finger! What if he broke his finger? What if he couldn't keep up with the rest of the gang and they abandon him? And who will make sure Harkat doesn't get stepped on? Who will make sure nobody destroys an excess of public property? And who will make sure they went in the correct gender bathroom? And theyll eat 7 square meals of junk food per day! They'll steal things! They'll get eaten by sharks! They might even steal sharks! There is NO way we'd fit a shark in Vampire Mountain!

He suddenly realised he'd screamed the last sentence out loud. People were staring. And he didn't even have Arrow there to give them the finger!

Miserably, he bolted off to the airport bathroom, fighting the impending sense of doom and the feeling that his life was over. He then proceded to lock himself in a stall and scream his face off. All the while hoping that Harkat would come in and comfort him, Arrow would insist he could yell louder, Mika would death-threaten him till he shut up, Larten would tell him to show some self-control for once in his life, Paris would politey tell him to put a sock in it, and Kurda would tell him he sounded like the Spice Girls or something like that. What he would give for their ridiculous quirks right now! He had never been so alone! What could possibly worse than beng completely Vampire-free?

Then, he had a sudden and astonishing revelation. He was completely Vampire-free.

Completely Vampire-free.

As in, a profound lack of Vampires.

To put it more simply, he officially was not responsible for the actions of anyone but himself, he no longer had to worry about embarassing injuries, broken objects, strange outbursts, and everything else he had to deal with on a regular basis. he could chill the heck out for once in his life. He could sit back and chill, maybe read a book, drink a coffee, and just sit and observe!

Look out, world! Darren Shan was completely Vampire-free.

i know that was short, but its part 1 of 2! 2 will be up tonight :)

ps, i have a little fan page out there that needs more love. link on profile.

COME ON, THERE'S FUN PICTURES!

THANKS A ZILLION to those who became fans :) ilysvm!

*Roxxy,