Ive had his sitting for a while, it was going to be one superlong chapter, but i wanted this story to get moving so i decided to split it. Part 2 is already half done so it might be up before the weekend.
Im not sure if like this chapter but i didnt know how else to do it. what do you guys think?
This chappeh is dedicated to George Of The Jungle which was my favourite movie when i was...4? 5?I was crankin the theme music the whole time i was writing this...heh.
Larten closed his eyes and waited to be impaled. It was all over for him.
Then, suddenly,
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHAHHH AHHHHHHH AHAHAHHHHAHHHHH!"
"What the hell was that?" Arrow snorted.
"It sounded like that disney movie we watched on that rainy Saturday back at the Mountain, when we were all civilized. What was it called? With the loin-cloth and the monkeys?" said Seba.
"Tarzan?" suggested Paris.
"Naah, it was George of the Jungle." Kurda disagreed.
"IT'S DARREN!" Harkat bellowed.
"Don't be stupid, it was definitley Tarz-HOLY SHIT!" Arrow burst out.
And out of the forest came a lone figure swinging from a vine and going "AAHHHH AAHAHHHHAAA AHAHAHAHAAAAA!"
Larten had no idea what hit him, literally. One second he was about to be impaled, the next second he was flying through the air. He looked upwards to observe his saviour.
"DARREN?"
"DARREN!"
"DAAAAARREEEEN!"
"DARREN'S HERE?"
"DARREN'S HERE!"
"I KNEW IT!"
"DARREN!"
Darren attempted to wave, but realised he could not hold the vine and Larten while maintaining a free hand, so instead of looking like Darren Of The Jungle, he plummeted 40 feet to the ground, and didn't have time to get up before he was swamped by hugs.
"GUYS!" he shrieked ecstatically. "I MADE IT!"
"You...came...I...knew...it...they...said...you...wouldn't...but...you...did...see...I...told...you!" Harkat freaked.
"I love you Darren!" Kurda sobbed, encircling him in a messy hug. "Did you bring any shampoo?" he added as an afterthought.
"Did you bring an elephant tranquilizer?" Paris inquired, ruffling Darren's hair affectionately. "Mika has a touch of jungle fever."
Speaking of Mika, he was currently observing the 7-Vampire pile up as though unsure whether or not to kill them.
"Never been so happy to see you, bro." Arrow sighed. "Where have you been all my life?"
Darren chuckled appreciatively and hugged him.
"This vacation is an abomination!" Seba moaned.
"Seba's a poet and doesn't know it!" Kurda sang.
Darren gasped in astonishment, Seba still had an airport chair attached to his finger.
"Buddy, look, I brought you something." said Darren sympathetically, sitting up and pulling the WD40 out of his pocket and handing it to Seba, who sniffed it.
"I better do this." Darren sighed, taking back the oil and pouring a substantial amount on both finger and chair. "You guys, hold him down." he directed Arrow and Larten. "Me and Harkat will pull the chair off."
Slowly and with a metallic creak, Seba's finger slid free of the chair. Larten examined it.
"It shall be swollen for a nice long while, but I belive you will survive." was his diagnosis. Then he turned to Darren.
"Darren. Darren, Darren, Darren." he sighed, in the tone that came before a lecture.
"Yeah?"
"COME HERE!" he pounced on his student and dragged him into the biggest hug he could possibly muster.
"I love you too, Mr. Crepsley." Darren panted when he was finally released.
"So. How the hell did you get here?" Arrow voiced what everyone was thinking.
"You'll hear about it on the news when we get to Florida." Darren replied with a sneaky smile.
"That's my boy." chuckled Arrow.
"Does anyone else...want to leave...this Island?" Harkat contributed.
"Hell yeah, just give me one sec." said Arrow. "Darren, where's that vine? Ah, here it is. Be right back."
Arrow then proceeded to chase down and tackle Mika heroically, and tie his wrists and ankles.
"Let's go home, bro."
"Grrrrrrrrr." said Mika.
"He'll be good as new once we get some Gatorade and cookies into him." Darren promised.
After quick and merry trek down Harkat Hill and back through the woods, the Gang (whole once again) arrived on the white sandy beach (which looked much prettier now that Darren was here) to see...
"Holy SHIT, HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" Arrow gasped, losing his cool for a moment.
"Is that...a...BOAT?" Paris inquired, totally awe-struck.
"That looks like a floating country." Larten stated, failing to his his excitement.
"That wasn't even the biggest one." said Darren.
"Let me get this straight." said Kurda. "This boat has been parked here this WHOLE time, and NOBODY even NOTICED? WE COULDA GONE HOME LIKE 5 YEARS AGO!"
This comment earned stares of pure exasperation.
"Good thing we finally found it, eh Kurda?" Arrow rolled his eyes.
"Let's just go home." said Darren, managing to keep a straight face.
Nobody listens to me
Don't hear a single thing I've said,
Say anything to soothe me,
Anything to get you from my head
Don't know how I really feel
To fake the days and make it like I don't care
Don't know how much it hurts
to turn around like you were never there
Like somehow you could be the break
And I could walk away from the promises we made
And swore we'd never break
I thought I lost you when you ran away to try to find me
I thought I'd never see your sweet face again
I turned around and you were gone and on and on the days went
I kept the moments that we were in
And I knew in my heart you'd come back for me, my friend
And now I got you
I thought I lost you
I felt so empty out there
And there were days I had my doubts
But I knew I found you somewhere
'cause I knew I couldn't live without
You in my life for one more day
I swore I never break the promises we made
I thought I lost you when you ran away to try to find me
I thought I'd never see your sweet face again
I turned around and you were gone and on and on the days went
I kept the moments that we were in
And I knew in my heart you'd come back for me, my friend
And now I got you
I thought I lost you
I've told myself I wouldn't sleep till
I searched the world from sea to sea
I made a wish upon a star
I turned around and there you were
Now here we are
Here we are
I thought I lost you
(I thought I lost you, too)
I thought I lost you
I thought I lost you
Yeah
I thought I lost you when you ran away to try to find me
I thought I'd never see your sweet face again
I turned around and you were gone and on and on the days went
I kept the moments that we were in
And I knew in my heart you'd come back for me, my friend
And now I got you
But I thought I lost you
Yes that is a Miley Cyrus song i threw in there. Ive known ever since January that i was gonna incorporate it into the conclusion. Its basically a little insight into Darren's innocent mind.
Hope that was to your satisfaction. I tried to make it delightful and heartwarming. Deff hope it worked out.
Im almost back in the updating groove, but im off to THE BIG ONE this weekend, a 3 day team tournament that basically brings in the best in the province, so competition will be way more vicious than usual. But i have the best horse in the world so no biggie. xo
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