A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

The Warper News Network (the series)

May 2023

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative, idiotically liberal, and we continue to not bend to being woke like those putzes in certain fandoms. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our questionable outlook! Here's 2023, Russia can't seem to just leave Ukraine alone. Here's Beerus and Whis. Isn't that nostalgic?" The announcer said as the lights shine on the set."

Both of them were dressed up as Mandolorians.

"May the force be with you all." Beerus remarked.

Cheers from the staff could be heard.

"You do that around this time of year, assaults on sequel era Star Wars characters triple right?" Whis asked as Beerus took off the helmet.

"Yeah. Don't give a shit." Beerus remarked as Whis took his off. "We got bigger issues."

"Yes, there is. While Rendo Nexus has seemingly been quiet, it's consolidation of the power given they seemingly have backed off from CN-Zen Kuro leaving control purely in the hand of Ryker Blackthorn in order to focus on generating capital through fronts and planets under their control. However, while they are still beefing with the Knights of Ryujin, a new faction has risen…one from a dead meme." Whis said with the heaviest sigh. "The Great Ohioan Army."

Silence.

"Are you kidding me?" Vegeta said from off-screen.

"I am not. Some nutcase has taken up an army of Ohioan memes to be a fighting force. That nutcase is General Lima…and from little intel we have. He led the charge on killing off the last of the hostile Chris-chan cultist and even managed to get a group of Ugandan Knuckles…to become Ohioan Knuckles." Whis said in disbelief. "I'm sorry if this sounds insane, but it gets weirder. The group is to find…the Ohioan Livestream, a flow of raw meme energy that flows through every version of Ohio in the multiverse. Supposedly. I don't know if it's real or not, what matters is this group has been apparently active in the My Hero Academia multiverse lately. Be wary, folks."

"Moving on to other topics, Mirai Studios has been hard at work namely working on The Whirlpool Gangster: Reverbed with increased production values. So much so that they make 100 episodes by the end of this year or sooner." Beerus said thoughtfully. "To think it's a Naruto production getting them all hyped."

"We'll briefly cover politics to say nothing has changed, both parties are still fighting like rabid animals. And it's obvious that a certain Supreme Court Justice in America is a…and a quote from the studio heads, a 'limp-wristed bribe taking scumbag'. Ukraine is still fighting Russia…who is just flailing angrily at Ukraine and can't take rejection. Hollywood is continuing to burn…and America is experiencing a migrant crisis." Whis rattled off.

"I can't help but think that because certain people could have stood to be more prepared for lifting that restriction." Beerus said wistfully. "Aw well, we can send the migrants back…"

"Good luck with that." Whis said sarcastically before looking through the list. "Ok, we have some good news. As of today, after three years of anguish, COVID-19 is no longer a national health emergency meaning multiversial restrictions can be lifted at last."

"But space crabs are still spreading around. So, if I were you, I'd avoid space truck stop bathrooms and space lot lizards hanging around. This is Beerus saying happy summer…"

Before Whis could say another word, a familiar song was playing and getting louder.

"No…oh please n-"

SWAG LIKE OHIO!

The door was kicked off was 'Ohioan Knuckles' swarmed the set clicking in tune to the rap. One knocked over the camera and the cameraman as there was a crack on the screen. Before the transmission ended, one could hear Beerus using Hakai repeatedly.

(A/N: Expect this month to be really productive as I'm free from college for the moment. The goal this time is produce even more content for all my series so far. It's about time I get back to them…and curb my craving to write The Whirlpool Gangster so much. XD)