Sketch 5: "Ridiculous"
*SKKKKRRRRREEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHH!*
Zoro stepped on the gas of his car as hard as he could to get away from the car chasing him.
"HURRY ZORO-Willis-Norris-Reeves-Clooney-Jackman-Butler-Diesel-Pitt they're gaining on us!" his chubby harry comedic relief sidekick Chopper screamed. "These MICHILLEN tires we got at AUTOZONE are wearing thin!"
Zoro took a sip of his drink, "Hold on to your pants, I'm about to finish this REDBULL and do a crazy ass vehicular stunt that involves explosions and guns."
He finished his REDBULL and made a sharp turn to turn their car backwards as Zoro shot his machine gun at the car chasing them.
**
"OH MAN! I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT BEING IN ENOUGH SKETCHES AGAIN! I should have stayed with the Dr. Pepper commercials!" Chopper began to cry.
"Shut up and calm down. We'll be fine, I have Geico insurance."
"THAT'S FOR CARS! WHAT ABOUT IF WE GET HURT!"
"Huh... Well... Hope you don't get hurt."
"WAAAA!"
Zoro spun back around and hit the throttle again.
Suddenly, for no reason what so ever, the car exploded and Zoro and Chopper (unscaved) flew out of the car and hit the pavement (still alive).
The car that was chasing them stopped in front of them and the man hunting them down step out with a machine up.
Zoro scowled, "Hiruma... From Eyeshield 21..."
"Fucking Moss Head... From Fucking Piece."
Chopper: "AAAHHHH! DON'T KILL US!"
Hiruma: "You know why I'm here Fucking Moss Head..."
Zoro: "Yeah..."
Hiruam pointed his machine gun at Zoro's head, "You owe Progressive insurance money."
Chopper: "WHAAAAT! I thought you had Geico!"
Zoro: "I do... but I switched insurances."
(Unnecessary surprised gasps from people who are not even there)
Zoro smirked, "So.. you here to kill me?"
Ronald McDonald: "NO! I AM!"
Everyone looks at him.
Zoro: "... What the fuck!"
McDonald: "You think I've forgot you ordering 6,000 all white meat chicken nuggets and NOT paying!"
Chopper: "ZORO! WHAT DID YOU NEED 6,000 CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR!"
Zoro: "... Me and Luffy were hungry... and broke."
Hiruma: "NOW YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING MOSS!"
The Burger King King: "..." (He's using sign language and no one under stands him)
Zoro: "Oh what the fuck now!"
McDonald: "Not you you bastard! God, what do you want!"
The King: "...(using sign language)..."
McDonald: "Ok, he's got a bone to pick with you too (pointing at Zoro). Something about tiny hands or something..."
Zoro: "HEY! We had a deal. The surgery happened and there's nothing you can do about it now!"
Hiruma: "You know what..."
McDonald: "WHAT!"
Hiruma looked at Zoro and they both nodded. Then both gunned down McDonald and The King.
Chopper: "WHAT THE HELL!"
Hiruma: "Back to our business."
Zoro: "HELL NO! FUCK YOU!"
Hirma: "No, fuck you!"
Zoro: "Fuck you!"
Hiruma: "Fuck you!"
Zoro: "Fuck you!"
Hiruma: "Fuck you!"
Orbitz Lady: "Dirty Mouth?"
Chopper: "WHERE DO ALL THESE PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM!"
Jembie: "You know, I'm almost POSITVE well killed all the Commercial icons last season..."
Arlong: "Maybe some lived."
Hachi: "Well, they're dead now."
Jembie: "True..."
Orbitz Lady: "You should clean up your mouth with orbitz!"
Hiruma and Zoro gun her down too.
Zoro: "This is ridiculous I think this sketch is going to have to go over to another chapter."
Hiruma: "Or you could just pay the two dollars you owe us."
Chopper: "TWO DOLLORS?"
Zoro: "Oh, that's it?... Um... Who's got 2 bucks?"
Chopper faints.
Jembie: "I've got... 50 cents..."
Hachi: "... a buck."
Arlong: "80 grand!"
Everyone looks at him.
Arlong: "What... is that not enough?"
Jembie: "Why are you portrayed as an idiot in this?"
End