The Droid....... The iPhone......... that.... OTHER big time phone I can't think of what it's called right now at this moment..... they all suck..... because they aren't................
A MIHAWK
Can your phone talk to girls for you in a suave Antonio Banderas accent?...... The Mihawk can (Yes I know he doesn't have a Latino accent but you must admit he should)
Can your phone wield a giant-ass sword and that causes grails of wind when it swings it?..... The Mihawk can
Can your phone just sit there and STILL be cool without doing absolutely ANYTHING AT ALL!?!?!?............. The Mihawk can
Can your phone stare at you in the eyes and make you crap yourself out of pure simultaneous scariness and awesomeness?............................ The Mihawk CAN
In a world of sucky phones...... THE MIHAWK CAN
Sanji: ".....................WHAT!?"