The strawhat crew chilling on a couch and watching a football game.
Zoro: "So Luffy, since Ace died in the show, what's he doing now?"
Luffy: "Ah, he's getting by as a Drug Sponsor for Kids."
Sanji: "He's sponsoring kids to take drugs!"
Luffy: "No, he goes around school to school telling kids not to do drugs and alcohol."
- Some elementary school
Ace outside on the steps smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of beer.
School Principle: "Mr. Portgaz, the kids are ready for you- GOOD LORD! You're smoking AND drinking! Isn't that what you're supposed to be telling these kids NOT to do!"
Ace threw away his cigarette and beer can in the trash, "Yeah.. but I'm not a kid."
Ace passed the principle and went into the auditorium where the elementary students were.
Teacher to Ace: "Do you know what you're doing?"
Ace grinned big, "Ain't had a problem yet."
Teacher: "Great..."
Ace goes up to the podium on stage with an image projector. He then makes a big smile... almost kind of creepy. "HI KIDS!"
Kids: "HI ACE!"
Ace: "Now, I know your parents may tell you not to do alcohol or cigarettes ever or maybe at least till you are old enough and to NEVER take illegal drugs. Right?"
Kids (all happy with no care in the world): "RIGHT!"
Ace: "And I know there maybe some mean kids in your class or in classes higher, or maybe just older people you know who pressure or trick you into taking any of these drugs. Right?"
Kids: "RIGHT!"
Ace: "Well, you shouldn't now matter what. You know why?"
Kids: "NO ACE! WHY!"
Ace: "Because... You know who else did drugs at a young age?"
Kids: "WHO?"
Ace clicks a button on the picture projector and a picture of Adolf Hitler appears gigantic on the wall and Ace's face becomes crazy, "HITLER! YEAH! YOU WANNA BE LIKE HIM! HUH! THEN GO AHEAD! DO DRUGS!"
Kids begin to cry, scream, and run out the doors.
Ace: "YOU WANNA BE A JEW KILLER! DO YA! THEN GO AND SMOKE FUCKING POT! DRINK BEER WHEN YOU JUST NOW GOT OFF MOMMY'S BREAST MILK! SHOOT UP YOUR FUCKING HEROIN AND SNORT YOUR CRACK! GO AND BE A HITLER MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU'LL MAKE YOUR PARENTS CRY!"
As chaos ensues and grows worse and worse, Ace takes a deep breath, speak calmly and normally into the mic, "Thank you for your time." And leaves.
(... Holy crap...)