"Ugh..." Luffy wakes up... in a red one-piece suit..... on top of a building. "What the crap!?!?"
"You too huh?"
Luffy looked up to see Nami standing over him... in a purple leather suit.
".... Did I win the lottery?" Luffy stood up and Nami hit him in the shoulder. "We're in America dumbass!"
"What does that have to do with these weird ass out fits?"
"We've been Americanized into our U.S. Comic counter parts.... I'm Cat Woman!" She did a sexy pose and cracked her whip.
"And who the hell am I!?"
Sanji came climbing up the latter of the building, "I think you're elastic man." He was wearing and orange shirt and green pants.
"And what are you!?"
"I'm guessing... Aqua Man..."
Nami: ".... So lame..."
Sanji: "Oh Nami-swan that hurts!!"
Zoro: "I agree..."
Sanji: "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?!?" He then realized Zoro was in his normal clothes, "Why aren't you wearing a costume?"
Zoro then flung metal claws out of his fists with a smirk, "I'm Wolverine.."
Luffy: "Why the hell am I elastic man!?"
Suddenly a giant man made of metal came out of now where and landed onto the building roof. "SSUUUUPPPAAA!!! Colossus is here!!!" Franky was now completely covered in metal, was silver and did his famous pose.
"Yohohohoho! Supa indeed Franky-san." Brook was now on the roof and his afro was on fire.
Sanji: "An you are?"
Brook: "Ghost Rider."
Luffy: "Why the hell am I ELASTIC MAN!?!??!"
Then Chopper came SWINGING on to the roof top in his heavy point form.... and he was BLUE.
Zoro: "Let me guess... Beast?"
Chopper: "... Yes....... I think smell bad..."
Then Robin came FLYING down to the roof top... in red, white and blue bra and panties with a tiara and a gold rope.
Sanji: "HELL YES!!! WONDER WOMAN! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!"
Nami looked at Robin's outfit, then hers, "And they say the Japanese are perverted..."
Robin looked at herself, ".... I kind of like it."
Luffy: "I could deal with Mr. Fantastic but,.... ELASTIC MAN!?!?!"
Zoro: "So who's left?"
Nami: "... I think Usopp..."
Everyone laughed.
Sanji: "And who is HIS counterpart!? HAHAHAHA!!!"
Zoro: "They have a better chance matching Sogeking s counterpart."
"Indeed they do... Zoro-san... Or is it Wolverine-san?"
Everyone looked at the man in the shadows... what shadows there were considering it was broad day.
Nami: "Usopp!?"
Usopp: "I am not Usopp... I'm... Batman.."
Sanji: "What's with the gargly voice?"
Usopp: "It is to keep my identity secret in case someone identifies me by my voice."
Zoro: "... Can you stop it?"
Nami: "It's a little weird."
Usopp: "........... I don't think I can...."
*WOOP!* *WOOP!*
Usopp: "It's the Bat-signal!"
Usopp pulled out a giant screen phone and Commissioner Smoker (Commissioner Gordon of Batman) appeared. "Ah, Batman, and some of your friends, good. The Joker is at it again. We need your help."
Joker in the background: "Bring it on Coppers!! I'm too FLASHY for you!!!"
Zoro: "Geez, is everybody American now?"
Sanji: "I don't understand why, there's a bigger Narutard population in America then One Pieceians."
Brook: "True."
Franky: "What are we waiting for!? We're all SUPA! Let's go fight crime!!!"
With that all the super heroes went to "Save the Day"..... except for Luffy.
"REALLY!? ELASTIC MAN!?!??!"
To Be Continued in another sketch...