Warning: This sketch contains poor acting, skipped characters, messed up time line and a loose base of the plot. But I don t care....... because it s Naruto....
Luffy dressed up as Naruto (even with a wig), he reads off of a script very stalely: "Oh, uh... I, Naruto, want to be Hokage, but for some reason, all this crazy stuff that was nonexistent in previous chapters but is suddenly very important is getting in the way."
Zoro dressed as Sasuke (also reading off a script): "I am a douche bag. Naruto, I hate you, we cannot be lovers. I'm a total dick and I even like killing little puppies and kittens. I am going to train in the ways of becoming more of a douche bag with Orochimaru...."
Nami dressed as Sakura: "Sasuke, no please. I love you."
Zoro: "I don't care bitch." (obviously fake slaps her)
Nami pretends to be hit and falls to the ground.
Luffy: "But Zoro- crap, I mean SASUKE, we are best friends...." pretends to stoke his face, "Maybe even more..."
Zoro: "No Naruto, I am Orochimaru's butt-ninja."
Luffy (pretends to be hurt): "Nooooooo...." pretends to faint.
Usopp: "No Luffy! Not yet!"
Luffy: "What?"
Usopp: "You don't faint yet."
Luffy: "Really? Crap!"
Sanji dressed as Jaraiya: "Yo, Naruto, do you want to be cool and perverted like me?" Sanji gives a thumbs up to the audience (you) about the perv part. "If yes.... take the blue pill... if no........ STILL take the blue pill, they are roofies anyways..... I'm a rapist...."
Luffy: "What? You will train me you say? Awesome!"
Sanji: "Yeah... sure."
Usopp (the director): "3 years later!"
Luffy: "Yea! Here I am back in Konoha! Look! There are all my old friends."
Chopper dressed as Choji. Robin dressed as Hinata. Brook dressed as Shikamaru. Smoker dressed as Rock Lee. Vivi dressed as Ino. Hina dressed as Tenten. Lucci dressed as Neji. Kizaru dressed as Shin. Aokiji dressed as Kiba.
Smoker: "... What the hell..."
Chopper: "Why am I the fat one."
Brook: "Do I get to say my one and only line yet? What a drag. What a drag... What a drag? What a DRAG! What a drag... What a d~r~a~g."
Usopp: "HEY! EXTRAS do not speak!"
Kizaru: "Ohohohoho! This is kinda fun."
Aokiji: "......... I guess.... Nice clothes."
Brook: "YOHOHOHOHOHOHO! WHAT A DRAG!!"
Luffy: "And what is this? The Akatsuki have taken Garaa who is Kazekage and I want to rescue him because he is my other best friend. But at least this one likes me."
Franky (pissed): "Yeah I'm Gaara, I'm captured. Now I gotta change into Pain because I have like 5 fucking parts for some dumb ass reason."
Zoro: "Naruto! I have returned to wreak douchyness to you all!"
Bon Clay dressed as Sai: "I AM SAI! HAHAHAHA! I'm so glad there was also a crossdresser in this anime for me to portray!"
Usopp: "For the last time, he's not a crossdresser! He's just feminine for some reason!"
Bon Clay: "Oh whatever!"
Ace dressed as Itachi: "Sasuke, it is I, you're brother Itachi! Who is a good guy who is a bad guy pretending to be a good guy to be a bad guy who is really a good guy.... Did I get that right?"
Usopp: "Something like that, keep going."
Zoro: "Why are you here?"
Ace: "Not for you! You are not important at all who made you think you were? I am here for Naruto the nine-tailed fox!"
Zoro pretends to stab Ace.
Ace: "Oh no! Killed by my own brother and somehow I deserve it and don't deserve it at the same time. How odd ass is that. Oh, and by the way Usopp, thanks for casting me as someone who DIES! I get to relive a dying character twice now! Good job!"
Usopp: "My bad, now keep going!"
Shanks dressed as Kakashi: "Hello! I am Kakashi!"
Usopp: "Get off stage you idiot! You missed your cue already! We're already in Act 2!"
Shanks: "What? That sucks."
Brook: "What a drag! Yohohhoohohohoho!"
Usopp: "KEEP GOING!!"
Nami comes back out: "I am stronger now as I have been trained by Lady Tsunade!"
Zoro: "Ah, so now we have all be trained by the legendary Shanin and we are on the same team and even follow their lives almost exactly.... how fucking ironic and unimaginative that is..."
Sanji: "I am killed by my once prot g ! Naruto avenge me!"
Franky dressed as Pain: "Alright hurry up, I ve got to be Tobi after this and this dress is riding up and showing my ass."
Luffy: "Pain I shall defeat you but not kill you because I want to be Hokage one day!"
Luffy and Franky pretend to fight.
Usopp: "And Naruto wins!"
Frank runs out to go change.
Shanks: "I am Kakashi!!!"
Usopp: "NOT YET! NOT TILL THE END!!"
Shanks: "Oh... my bad."
Franky with a Tobi mask, "Sasuke-anki! I am really Madara Uchiha. I am a bigger dick then piss-ass Orochimaru, come with me and be my asshole apprentice!"
Zoro: "Ok...."
Franky: "Excellent! Now we will destroy Konoha.... even though it is already mostly destroyed by Pain, but whatever."
Brook: "I am Danzo! What a drag!"
Usopp: "You don't say that!"
Brook: "Oops! Wrong character. Anyways, Sauske, Madara, let us fight with all my SHARIGANS!"
Zoro: "Yes lets!"
Shanks: "Question, what the hell is with everybody who has a covered up eye or body part have a sharingan? I mean the sharingan is suppose to be super rare, but everyone in their grandma has one!"
Usopp: "I don't know!"
Zoro and Brook pretend to fight and Brook falls. "Yohohoho I am dead! What a drag!"
Shanks: "Now?"
Usopp: "NOW!"
Shanks: "Naruto! I am Kakashi! And I have decided that since Sasuke is such a douche bag, he is too douchy and must die! Get over it."
Luffy: "No! We are best friends. Even though he hates me.......... Do I faint now?"
Usopp: "Yes..."
The stress is too much to bare ahhhhhh . Luffy pretends to faint.
Zoro: "Ah! You fainted! How gay of you!"
Shanks: "Prepare to fight Sasuke!"
Nami: "NO! Wait, I want to kill him because for some reason that is my duty!"
Luffy gets back up: "No, let me! We are best friends. If he will not return to me then I shall kill us both because I am stupid and therefore I have stupid resolutions to problems."
Luffy pretends to kill Zoro then kills himself. "We are dead Sasuke, but at least we are tougher."
Zoro: "Fuck..."
THE END!!
Usopp: "Alright! Good job everybody! I think we'll win some kind of award!"
Zoro: "I doubt it."