Chopper: "Ok Nami, push!"
Nami (in extreme pain) (she giving birth if you can't tell): "GGUAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING PAINFUL SKETCH EVER!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!"
Zoro and Luffy each having the circulation cut from their hands.
Zoro (in pain): "I agree.... this is very painful.... I can't BELIVE I let you talk me into coming Luffy. It's not even my baby!"
Luffy (also in pain): "I know... thanks for coming though... you're a good friend..."
Zoro: "Damn straight!"
Sanji sitting down playing with his phone, "Hey! I'm here too!"
Nami: "YOU'RE NOT OVER HERE HELPING ME FUCKING RELAX SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!"
Sanji shrunk a little and went back to his phone.
Chopper: "Ok, here comes the baby Luffy. Do you wanna see it being born?"
Luffy: "HELL YEAH! I wouldn't dare miss my one kid being born."
Luffy walks over (Nami still griping his hand) to see his child being born.
Chopper: "Here it comes."
*BLOOP!*
A giant red map of the U.S pops up in Luffy's view.
"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!"
Sanji: "Oops, my bad Luffy."
Luffy: "HURRY UP! YOUR MAP IS IN THE WAY!!!!"
Sanji moves it but it is too late and the baby is completely born.
Chopper: "It's a girl!"
Luffy: "WHAT!? I missed it!! Can we do it over?"
Nami: "FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!"
MONTHS LATER
At Luffy and Nami's house. Sanji and Zoro are over as well.
Nami: "Luffy look!! I think she's about to walk!"
Luffy: "Really!?"
The baby girl begins to stand.
Sanji: "I'm gonna film this and put it on Facebook!"
*BLOOP!*
The red map pops up in Luffy s view again.
Luffy: "SANJI!! YOU'RE MAP IS IN THE WAY!!!!!!"
Sanji: "Sorry!"
He moves it and the baby is already in Nami's arms. "Uh... she just did it.."
Luffy is now very pissed.
Sanji: "Um.... I've got it taped.... wanna see?"
Luffy knocks Sanji's phone out of his hands.
Zoro laughs.