(Opening Sitcom Jingle) "They're perverted... (Jaraiya pops up)... They've got no real goals or lives... (Sanji pops up) But they're doing their best, to get things right (Shinsui (Bleach 8th squad captain) pops up)... They're, THREE pervs... (They looked down to see Nami undressing)... Under~One~Roooooof..."
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Jaraiya and Shinsui sitting on the couch in the living room watching TV.
Sanji bursts in from his room, "OK! Which one of you dirty old bastards messed with my porn collection!"
Both Jaraiya and Shinsui raise their hands.
(Taped audience laughter)
*DING-DONG*
Sanji looks into the door peep hole. Nami is on the other side.
"OOOO! It's the up stairs neighbor girl!"
Jaraiya and Shinsui rush to the door.
Jaraiya knocks Sanji out of the way, "Move kid! You're WAY too young for such a lovely lady!"
Shinsui knocks Jaraiya out o the way, "Yeah? Well you're MUCH too OLD for her!"
Sanji fights back, "HEY BACK OFF! I SAW HER FIRST!"
They fight and tumble to the floor. The door opens and they look up from the floor at Nami who just sweat drops, shakes her head and smiles sweetly.
All three guys: "Hey Nami-swan!"
(Taped audience laughter)
"Here," she gave Sanji a book. "Thanks for letting me borrow the last Twilight book Sanji, I loved it." and she sashayed away with the three men watching her butt sway.
Jaraiya: "You read TWILIGHT!"
Sanji: "Hell no! But the chicks love this lame stuff. Plus... it makes me look like a sensitive man."
(Taped audience laughter)
Shinsui: "Brilliant!"
Jaraiya: "I must agree."
The door across from them opens and MASTER ROSHI comes out. "OHOOHOO! I thought I wift Nami-chan's sexy perfume! EHEHEHEHEHEH!" He then spots the other perverts.
"Oh... it's you guys..." He stares angrily at them and the three men stare angrily back.
(Taped audience laughter)
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(Ending Jingle) "They're... THREE pervs... Under~One~Roooooof... (And Master Roshi across the hall)"
A/N:All those with requests and stuff, please be patient. I've got a lot for this but I WILL get to your requests and ideas sooner rather than later. Thank you.