Luffy sat on the head of the Thousand Sunny when he spotted someone on a drifting piece of wood.
"HEY! You guys! There's a guy floating out there!"
They sail up to the piece of wood and save the man. "Oh wow! Thanks mates! A few minutes later an I would have di-hi-hi!!!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT!!" The strange man points at Chopper.
Chopper looks around, "What s what?"
Zoro: "And who are you?"
The man holds up 3 fingers, "I'm one of FOUR things," he looks at his hand then changes the number of fingers to 4. "I'm either dead, Johnny Depp, The Mad Hatter, or my personal favorite.... CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" He does a pose that oddly resembles Captain Morgan's pose.
Luffy: "Captain? Where's your ship?"
Jack Sparrow: "What? My ship!? Oh I don't know... but I DO have a ship." he speis Nami and Robin, walks over them with a pervy sashay, "And it's a LOVELY ship!" He smiles wide showing his teeth.
Nami: "Ugh! You smell!"
He closes his mouth, "Right then! I'll be on my way now! Thank you for saving me and what not!"
Luffy: "Wait! You can't go!.... There's nowhere TO go."
Usopp: "Yeah, we're in the middle of the ocean."
Jack Sparrow walks up to him with a smile, "Oh? Really? Because I didn't notice my obviously weak at the knees, strongly long nosed friend. Thank you for CLEARING THAT UP!!!"
Jack then spies Chopper again, "Will someone PLEASE tell me what that raccoon thing is!"
Chopper looks around again. "What are you talking about?"
Franky: "Hey! Strange fellow pirate! I spot a ship! Is it yours!?"
Everyone looks out in the direction Franky is looking to see..... the Black Pearl.
"Oh shit..." Jack panics and runs around like a crazy person.
Luffy: "What is it?"
Jack: "Apparently I'm none of the 4 things I had just previously mentioned are true! I am number 5!"
Sanji: "What's number 5?"
Jack: "FUCKED!!!"
To Be Continued later.....