Luffy sitting on a bench in a park drinking a drink. Shanks and Zoro come walking up to him and sit down.
Zoro: "What's that Luffy?"
Luffy: "Stuff."
Zoro: "What stuff?"
Luffy: "Stuff I'm drinking."
Zoro and Shanks look at each other.
Shanks: "The stuff WE made?"
Luffy: "Yeah."
Shanks: "How is it?"
Luffy: "It's pretty good stuff."
Zoro: "How good of stuff?"
Luffy: "Better than that other stuff but not as good as some stuff."
Zoro: "Which stuff?"
Luffy: "The stuff that's not good."
Shanks: "But is that stuff different from our stuff?"
Luffy: "I guess so. I mean... what IS our stuff?"
Shanks: "I don't know... stuff."
Zoro: "We're not obligated to tell about or revile our stuff just like the other guys aren't able to do the same about their stuff."
Luffy: "So... what's the stuff?"
Zoro: "I don't know, stuff is stuff. There's good stuff, their stuff, bad stuff and our stuff."
Luffy: "How do we know what stuff is what?"
Shanks: "We don't, like Zoro said, stuff is stuff."
Luffy: "WHAT!? But can't we get sued for that?! If people are allergic to our stuff or we pass this stuff as other stuff or others pass their stuff as our stuff or say our stuff is different stuff than the stuff we said it is.... couldn't that be a financial disaster for us?"
Shanks: "....... Uh.... I guess so..."
Zoro: "Man, I don't even know anymore."
Stuff..... it's stuff.... not necessarily good stuff, but stuff. You may like this stuff, you may not, so may the guy next or not next to you. It's stuff and no matter what stuff it is.... someone will like it.................... What stuff were we talking about again????
