Today's opening act: Ace-san on Acoustic guitar
The light shines down on a giant stage in an indoor stadium. Ace is sitting on a stool-chair with a guitar in his hand and a microphone stand in front of him.
Girls in the audience begin to swoon and awe while guys in the audience begin to cry.
"WE LOVE YOU ACE-SAN!"
"YOU DIEING WAS BULLSHIT!!"
Ace begins to strum on the guitar and beings to sing in a typical sad acoustic song tone.
~ = he's singing
"~Oooo~hoo~hoo.... I'm dead, and it suuuuu~UUUcks... I'm dead... and it totally sucks....~"
(slightly louder strumming)
"~You gotta KNO~HOOO~WHOA~WHOA it sucks... only been seen a couple of times and then the motherfuckers end my life, Oooo~hoooo, it sucks.~"
"ACE-SAN WE LOVE YOU!!!!"
(audience members crying as they hold up cigarette lighters and cell phones)
"~Akainu is prick! Yeah! YEAH~YEA~YEH~AH~AH~HA! What a total asshoooole yeah...~"
"~I hope SHAAAANKS gives him a sword-haki enema... Owowooowhoa.... Who-oa....~"
(more people cry)
Ace beings to strum louder and sing louder.
"~OH! I HATE! THOSE FUCKING MARIIIIINES! YEAH YEAH! I hate those FUCKING marines! WHAT DOU~DOU~DOU~DOUCHE BAGS. YEAH~A~HA!~"
"~I mean, (stops playing guitar for a moment) Garp s all right, (strums once) Smoker s ok (strums once again), but everybody else, especially Akainu is OH SO GAY! (starts playing again) OOOOHHAAAA~A~HA~HA~HA, YEAH~YEAH~YE~HE~HAAA~YE~AAAH.~"
Fans whistle and scream as they still continue to cry.
"~Oh, yeah yeah yeah.... Being dead.... s~u~u~u~c~k~s....~" (slowly strums and ends)
People being to clap and scream.
Ace: "Thank you! I'm here till they cancel me! Just because I m dead in the show, doesn t mean my career is!!!"