Sketch 19: "Life of a Killed off Character 2 - White Beard"

Inside "Wapol's Amazing Kingly Deal Super Store".

A customer stands fearfully at the checking counter as the new, and VERY large counter clerk rings up the man s items.

*beep*..... *beep*.... **.....**.....**

"OH COME ON! DAMN IT!" The large counter clerk roars in anger as one of the items does not go off through the machine as he checks them off.

Manager, Komarimo came over to the checking counter. "Do we have a problem.... AGIAN... EDWARD?"

Edward "White Beard" Newgate looked angrily down at Komarimo. "A problem!? Hell yes there is a PROBLEM! This infernal checking counter will not beep for this pack of CHIKEN NUGGETS!!!!!"

Komarimo huffed, "Edward, look, you have to calm down. This happens all the time, just try again."

Whitebeard: "DO NOT ORDER ME WHAT TO DO YOU BASTARD! I'LL CHECK A FUCKING ITEM WHEN I WANT TO!"

Silence for a moment......... then Whitebeard tries checking of the bag again.

*beep*...

Although it worked, Whitebeard seemed pissed still BECAUSE it decided to work now.

Komarimo: "See, was that so bad?"

Customer: "umm... Why is he so big... and where did you find him?"

Komarimo: "Oh well... um... we got him from a friend we use to work with. His job was done there so he got a job here. No big deal." Komarimo walks away as Whitebeard finishes checking the grocery items.

*beep*..... *beep*..... *beep*..... **..... **..... Whitebeard's eyes begin to grow into anger and craziness... **..... **..... *********** He swipes it over the machine over and over until finally....

"AAAHHH!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!"

*BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!*

The Super Store collapses from the inside.

You can hear the muffled voice of Komarimo from under the rubble. "Ed.... you're fired."

WhiteBeard under the rubble: "Good! I fucking quit!"