Downtown New YorGothTropolis.
Police Commissioner Smoker Gordon crouches behind his police car with the other police as they struggle to keep the JOKER and his friends from advancing.
Smoker: "Damn it! Where are the Super Heroes! We're getting fucked here!"
Usopp's Voice (remember, it's gargley): "Don't worry Commissioner... The Super Team is here."
Everyone makes a heroic pose like in all those movies. Then they spread out and attack the villains.
Usopp jumps in front of the Joker, "Not so fast Joker."
If you hadn't guessed yet... yeah... It's Buggy. (IN A PURPLE SUIT!)
Buggy: "What! Ah crap! I thought I got away from you bozos! Does that mean you're all here and you ALL have super powers!"
Usopp: "Indeed it does Villain, now, get ready to be taken down!"
"AAAHH!" Buggy started to run as fast as he could from the Super Heroes, but it was proving quite useless.
*BAM* *BAM* *WHAP!* *BOOM!* *BAM!*
Bat-Usopp caught and cuffed Buggy-Joker and tied him down to the ground and sat on top of him.
Usopp: "There, one pathetic criminal down."
Buggy: "HEY! I'M STILL HERE!"
Smoker and other police officers came over to apprehend the villain.
Smoker: "Good work Batman, I knew we could count on you."
Usopp: "Of course Commissioner, anytime."
The remaining Super Heroes just watched as Buggy was taken away to prison and Luffy came from the back of the pack looking very gloomy.
Luffy (mumbling and sulking): "... ugh... can't believe it... stupid... frickin elastic man..."
Brook: "Cheer up Luffy-san, I'm sure people will know who you are!"
A bunch of people run over to them excitedly for autographs and pictures.
Random person: "Hey! Hey! Batman! Why are you teamed up with all these guys! Are you in a new Justice League!"
Random person: "Wonder Woman I fucking love you baby! Be mine!"
Random person: "Cat woman! Punish me! I've been a bad boy!"
Nami: "Eh... freaks..."
Random person: "Wolverine, Beast, Colossus! What are you doing here in Gotham!"
Franky posing: "Oh yeah! We SUPA!"
Random person: "Hey look! It's Ghost Rider! And I know who he is because for some reason they made a movie about him with Nicolas Cage as the portrayer!"
Brook: "YOHOHOHOHOHO! I am famous!"
A kid girl points at Luffy: "And look! Its... Mr. Fantastic?"
Luffy dropped his head, "Great... it starts."
Sanji arrogantly pats him on the back, "Ah, don't worry about it bud. It happens to people sometimes. We can't ALL be great!"
Random person points at Sanji: "Who the hell is that super hero?"
Sanji drops his jaw, "WHAT!"
another Random person: "Don't be stupid, he's that water guy."
Sanji started smiling and nodding his head, "SEE!"
"You know, that side kick of Hell Boy's."
Sanji's face transformed into shocked depression, "WHHHAAAAAAAAATTTT!"
Luffy started laughing, "HAHAHAHA! Don't worry Sanji, we can't ALL be great! HAHAHAHAHA!"
The little girl that pointed Luffy out came up to him, "Can I have your autograph Mr streachy man?"
Luffy grinned: "Sure!"
He signed her hand and the girl looked at it weird.
"Who the hell is Luffy? You know I have to take a bath anyways! Why did you Wright it on my body!" She stuck out her tongue and walked off.
Luffy shocked, "HEY! I'D LIKE TO SEE ELASTIC MAN GET A 300,000,000 BOUNTY!"
Zoro: "Don't sweat it Luffy, let s just figure out how to leave this place."
Usopp: "I agree with Zoro-verine-san. We mush hatch a plan."
Zoro: " 'Zoro-verine'... REALLY?"
~Meanwhile~
~In maximum security prison~
Buggy in a jail cell. "... This sucks."
Voice: "Tell me about it."
Buggy: "Who's there!"
Voice: "It is I... BUGGY."
Buggy looked over to the cell across him to see another familiar One Piece Villain placed in this world."
Rob Lucci... BALD... as Lex Luthor.
Buggy: "... BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! YOU! LEX LUTHOUR! HAHAHAHA! AND YOU LOOK SO STUPID!"
A vein formed on Lucci's bald head, "You're in a fucking purple suit! SHUT THE HELL! UP!"
Buggy: "Tch! Whatever, and what is it you want Lucci Luther?... hehehe... 'Lucci Luther'... that's a good one."
Lucci: "I want the same thing as you stupid! I want to make the best of this dumb ass situation we are all somehow in!"
Buggy looked at him, "Did you say... "WE ARE ALL IN"?"
Lucci grinned as several explosion could be heard outside. "Yes, indeed I did."
Buggy smiled wickedly, "... How Flashy..."
To Be Continued...
A Dark Day Awaits Our Ameri-Jap Heroes!