*This is basically a sketch series on how Zoro would handle stupid and clich things we see in movies and TV all the time, this first one is on a particular commercial I've been thinking about crashing for a while. Zoro will treat all these moments as if they were real events happening and he stops them*
A bunch of little kids :"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids."
All the kids laugh and the rabbit is sad.
Zoro jumps out of nowhere, "Give the FUCKING RABBIT SOME DAMN TRIX!"
All the kids scream and curl up in fear. One kid shakingly gives the rabbit a bowl of Trix cereal.
Rabbit: "Oh thank you! Now I can feed my starving family!"
The rabbit runs off.
Zoro: "SEE! THE DAMN RABBIT NEEDED THAT FOOD! And you! You damn selfish kids! Are these the moral we teach our children in school now! ANIMAL CURELTY! You damn toddlers can't spare ONE FUCKING BOWL OR YOGURT CUP FOR A STARVING RABBIT! Shit! We all know the economy is bad, but SOMEHOW we can still afford to give people brightly colorful morning breakfast cereal and yogurt dairy treats but HEY! non for the fucking rabbit! Who OBVIOUSLY likes the shit!... Huuuuuuu, I'm calm now... So children... What are we going to do from now on?"
One very scared shitless kid : "G-g-g-g-g-giv-iv-iv-e-e-e t-t-t-the-e-e r-r-a-a-bb-bit-t-t s-s-some tr-tr-tr-trix... *crying*"
Zoro smiles: "GOOD JOB KIDS!" And then Zoro disappears off to do... whatever to do... whatever...
Background chorus girls singing: "What~would~Zoro~dooooooooooo"