On the TV: "We are Dew fans JUST like you! We picked the 3 new flavors. The color. The bottle design. And now its up to YOU to chose witch Dew is the best, either White Out, Typhoon, or Distortion! GO FOR DEWMOCRACY!"
Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji watching this commercial and hanging out at Zoro apartment on the couch.
Luffy: "... WE NEED MONEY!"
Luffy starts running around the apartment looking under and in things while screaming "DDDEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!"
Sanji and Zoro watch him as he flips out all over the place in search for loose change.
Sanji: "Is this REALLY necessary Luffy! It's just Mountain Dew!"
Zoro: "Dude, don't say that, I'd kill a puppy for a Dew. That stuff's the shit!"
Sanji: "WHAT!"
Zoro: "What? I mean, if it was a DICK of a puppy, you know, like it bit me every time it saw me, or peed on me all the time, and I didn't really know the person to whom the puppy belonged to..."
Sanji: "That's not doing it for a Mountain Dew! That s doing something you would most likely have done any ways and getting a Dew as a bonus!"
Zoro: "Hey, what s better than a BONUS. Especially if its a Dew."
Sanji: "... I thought you were a beer guy anyway."
Zoro: "Dude, too much alcohol just don't work, no matter who you are... ain't that right guys?"
Zoro turned around to Captain Morgan and Jack Sparrow.
Jack: "He's right mate... Sometimes... its good for the rum to be gone."
Captain Morgan nodded in agreement and then the two left as strangely as they appeared from nowhere.
Sanji: "What the hell! How do you know those guys!"
Zoro: "Eh, drinking buddies, besides, we're pirates. Pirates know each other. Gotta stick together, bros before wenches as Jack says."
Sanji: "I'M a pirate! I don't know them."
Zoro: "Oh... sorry, I meant GOOD pirates."
Sanji: "Fuck you."
Luffy: "I GOT 5 BUCKS IN CHANGE! TO THE CORNER STORE!" Luffy dashed out the apartment and dragged Sanji and Zoro with him.
~Down at the Corner Store~
Luffy bought all three different versions of the new Dews.
Luffy: "Ok, first up, Distortion... *drink*... WHAT THE-! IT'S JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL BUT MORE LIME! WHAT CHEAP LIE IS THAT!"
Zoro takes a drink. "... Eh, I agree, next."
Luffy drinks White Out. *drink* "Holy crap... its like citrus and Dew are making love in my mouth."
Sanji and Zoro at the same time: "Don't ever say that again."
Zoro takes a drink. "I'll admit, its good, better that Code Red bullshit that one the first contest. And ANYTHING is better than that "Game Fuel" orange crap. I'd put it up there with Voltage even."
Luffy: "Now the last one, Typhoon... *drink* ..."
Sanji and Zoro look at Luffy: "... Yup... White Out wins."
Zoro throws his hands in the air: "BAM! Buya! Pay up Eyebrow!"
Sanji: "Ugh! How do you always win!" (They make bets a lot and made this one on witch one Luffy would like the most on the way to the store)
Zoro: "Cuz I know good things when I see it, no one's really gotten the whole "Citrusy but not orangey thing down right, figured Dew would."
Luffy: "I gotta agree, I've had fruit punch before, and if I want lime, I'll buy the frickin original. White Out wins."
Zoro: "I'll give this to you Sanji, Typhoon will win... Damn sheep culture."
Jack Sparrow comes out of nowhere again (holding a case of rum; must be buying it): "OH! Glad to see you lads again! Reminder for you, our next skit together, Pirates of the Caribbean 4: One Piece of The Caribbean Part 2 is soon. Like Skit 30 I think, right after a Bleach mockery sketch."
The 3 look at Jack.
Zoro: "Hey Sparrow... Nice fucking spoil alert."
Jack stumbles and falls (obviously drunk).
*Break!*
Jack: "GOD NO! NOT THE RUM!"
End Sketch