Okay, here comes book number five in the Epic Harry Potter crack series! Please note that I haven't seen the movie for a while, so it may be slightly... off. But, then again, its a crack series, so things are allowed to be off.
We join yet another year (WHEN DOES THIS END?) with Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasley! And various other, not-as-important characters. That shall not be named.
Anyway, so...
Nothing really good happens in this chapter, does it? No... Oh well, I'll just highlight the good parts.
NUMBER ONE- Sirius DIES. That's right fan girls, Sirius is killed off, much to our hatred.
Ah, let us take a minute to remember the good times of Sirius Black, shall we?
Third movie- Breaks out of Azkaban. Turns into a shaggy dog. Pulls Ron into a rabbit hole. Chases a rat. Nearly gets his soul sucked out. Turns out he's Harry's long lost godfather. Rides a hippogriff.
Fourth Movie- Appears in a fire. Gives Harry information. Disappears for the rest of the movie... wait... what the fuck? SERIOUSLY?
Fifth Movie- Appears in pimped out clothing. Follows Harry to the train station. Gives Harry a seemingly pointless picture. Doesn't re-appear until the near end of the film. Gets killed by some fucking curtains.
RIP- Sirius T.T
NUMBER TWO- We see what a total nut job Bellatrix is.
I'm serious! (no pun intended) She like, kills Sirius! You have to be out of your damn mind to wanna kill that dude, hes like, awesome!
NUMBER THREE- Lucius has nice hair.
I'm serious about this part too. Seriously, he has some awesome hair. I would LOVE to have that dudes hair. Except, not blonde. Maybe a nice dark brown...
NUMBER FOUR- Umbridge gets her ass HANDED TO HER.
SERIOUSLY! HELL YEAH!
NUMBER FIVE- …. I... Actually, I don't have a number six... damn...
Also, I have said Serious seven times. Seriously. (eight...)
So. Did you like my little count off? I know, probably not what you were expecting, but really, nothing good happens in the fifth movie. Or book. Damn you JK Rowling for making a filler!
Sixth will be here soon~ Possibly.