The final installment of the Harry Potter Crack Series.

I think this is gonna be interesting.

REVIEW ANSWER TIME!

Just for a note- Yes, I know number five was totally unexpected, but thanks for the LOLS anyway!

AND I LOVE YOU ALL!

BECAUSE I have yet to see the movie (because it's not even out yet) and because I'm too lazy to read the book again, we're going to do things differently.

Yes yes, I know, how sad. Suck it up.

We're going down a list of awesome things that happen in book seven, with no explanations if you have yet to read it. I'm just listing things.

Then, I'm adding in a list of things we've learned. You'll see.

LIST OF TEN AWESOME THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN BOOK SEVEN.

NUMBER ONE- Dobby died.

NUMBER TWO- Harry momentarily died, then came back to life.

NUMBER THREE- Harry saw Dumbledore in the afterlife.

NUMBER FOUR- Harry left Hogwarts.

NUMBER FIVE- Harry and Ron got into a fight.

NUMBER SIX- Ron disappears for quite a bit.

NUMBER SEVEN- Voldemort died.

NUMBER EIGHT- Harry Marries Ginny. And they have kids. Lots of them.

NUMBER NINE- Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny are all related now.

NUMBER TEN- JK Rowling specifically left Draco's wife un-named for all the ferret-loving fan girls out there.

Now. For a list of things we've learned from Harry Potter over the years.

One: Harry is in-fucking-vincible.

Two: Wizards cant get cut by glass.

Three: There is a potion for EVERYTHING.

Four: Muggles suck.

Five: Mudblood is apparently an offensive term.

Six: No, not all witches have black cats.

Seven: They don't all have cats, either.

Eight: The sorting hat is more gangster than you will ever be.

Nine: Curtains can kill you.

Ten: Beware bald guys with no noses.

Eleven: If you mouse is missing a toe, kill it.

Twelve: If your mouse if over 9 years old, kill it.

Thirteen: Never trust twins.

Fourteen: Never have more than two kids- One's gonna die eventually.

Fifteen: Wizards use quills. Never ask where they come from, just go with it.

Sixteen: Unicorns blood makes you live for extended periods of time. Sometimes.

Seventeen: You will never have more horcruxes than Voldemort.

Eighteen: Durmstrang is full of pimps.

Nineteen: Yes, the Malfoy's hair is naturally that color. (see the roots?)

Twenty: If a house elf tells you to stay away from school, stay the fuck away from school.

Twenty-one: If a giant bearded man comes into your house around 3 am, it's a good thing.

Twenty-two: Yeah, there is probably a spell that can fix your eyes, but without glasses, Harry just wouldn't be the same.

Twenty-three: And yes, there is also a spell for everything.

Twenty-four: The lunatic's are always the awesomest people you will ever meet.

Twenty-five: Don't diss the nerd. Especially if they're named Neville.

Twenty-six: Yes, there is that one kid that has everything happen to them.

Twenty-seven: If your teacher is wearing a turban, chances are he has a face on the back of his head.

Twenty-eight: Magical red stones can turn your enemies to dust.

Twenty-nine: Yes, you can speak to snakes. However, no matter what you say, it will always translate to the snake as "EAT ME"

Thirty: Beware of rabbit holes.

LMAO Okay! XD If you have anymore things you learned from Hogwarts that aren't mentioned, I would love to hear them~

Well guys, it's been awesome, and I've loved every single review, and all the reviewer's! I hope you read the rest of the Crack Series Stories, and leave reviews just as good!

See ya~!