"They're perverted... (Jaraiya pops up)... They've got no real goals or lives... (Sanji pops up) But they're doing their best, to get things right (Shinsui pops up)... They're, THREE pervs... (They looked down to see Nami undressing)... Under~One~Roooooof..."
Jaraiya busts into the apartment and knocks angrily at Shinsui s door, "SHINSUI! SHINSUI! OPEN THIS DOOR! I KNOW YOU HAVE HER!"
Sanji looked up from TV, "What's happening? Shinsui has what?"
Jaraiya: "MY GIRL!"
Sanji: "Pft... you have a girl?"
*recorded laughter*
Jaraiya: "YES I DO! And she's very sexy!"
Sanji: "Can't be if she's with you or Shinsui."
*recorded laughter*
Jaraiya continues knocking angrily, "SHINSUI! OPEN UP!"
Shinsui come out naked.
Sanji jumps up and covers his eyes, "DUDE! GOOD GOD GET SOME CLOTHES ON!"
*recorded laughter*
Shinsui: "Oh... what's up Jaraiya old buddy." with a big smile on his face.
*recorded laughter*
Jaraiya punched him in the face.
*recorded laughter*
Jaraiya: "HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY SHELIA! YOU KNOW YOU COULD CONTAMINATE HERE AND THEN WE'LL BOTH BE IN TROUBLE!"
Sanji looked VERY confused, "WHAT?"
*recorded laughter*
Jaraiya: "Sheila... my sex doll."
*recorded laughter*
Sanji: "... Of course... it makes sense now... (then he thought about it)... EW! SHINSUI!"
Shinsui: "What?... I'll clean up when I'm done..."
*recorded laughter*
Sanji: "JESUS! YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING!"
Shinsui: "What are you talking about? You have one too, I just couldn't find it. We know you do."
*recorded laughter*
Sanji: "SHUT UP! Oh god, that's it, I'm going... somewhere."
Jaraiya: "Where?"
Sanji: "Anywhere but here!" Sanji slams the door behind him and leaves the apartment.
Shinsui: "...What's his problem?"
*recorded laughter*
Sanji went to the local gym to scope for some hot chicks, and there he found... Nami in full gym shorts and tank top... and they were a bit... tight...
Sanji almost teleported by her side, "Heeeellllloooooooo Nami-swaaaaannnnn." Hearts beating out for his eye sockets.
Nami: "Oh, hi Sanji." She gave him a sweet smile.
Sanji smile and curled up ("Oh yes, she is SOOOOO coming back to my... wait...") Sanji made a thought bubble appeared of Jaraiya and Shinsui... ("... Oh FUCK no! Not while they're there!")
*recorded laughter*
Sanji: "So Nami-swan, what brings you he-"
Zoro came walking up, "Hey Nami, I'm ready to go. Are you?"
Sanji's jaw dropped and he almost fainted.
Nami got off her exercise bike, "Yeah, sure hun, I finished my miles. Oh, Sanji, this is my boyfriend Zoro."
The word echoed in his mind. "BOYFRIEND" "BOYFRIEND" "BOYFRIEND" "BOYFRIEND" "BOYFRIEND" "BOYFRIEND"
Sanji: ("!")
Nami: "Bye! I'll see you later."
Zoro: "Isn't that the guy who gave you those Twilight books?... Is he gay?"
Nami: "Hmmmmm, I don't know, maybe."
Sanji fainted.
*recorded laughter*
End of Sitcom Episode 2